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How I got my laser eye injury

DannyBee
55 replies
6h20m

So I laser weld, and beyond my own PPE, interlocks (gun won't fire if it's not touching metal, etc), the most important part of the whole setup is laser safety curtains.

Because it's a 2500 watt laser, if i didn't have laser safety curtains , the relections/etc could very easily blind someone at a fairly long distance.

The NOHD (nominal ocular hazard distance) is something like 10km (2500 watt laser, 0.06mm spot size, divergence is very very small). The actual hazard distance is shorter, but still, kinda crazy.

(as for why i have a laser welder - i got it cheap and besides the downsides above, it is very easy to weld ~anything without much skill. A person who has never welded in their life can weld sheet metal and have it come out basically perfect in 5 minutes)

RealityVoid
35 replies
5h56m

I'm dying of curiosity how cheap a cheap laser welder can be.

DannyBee
16 replies
5h10m

So, to clarify - what i have is a very nice IPG lightweld 1500 XR. They are normally not cheap (30k), and are very nice and well thought out safety wise.

One of the fun parts when i lived in the bay area was that as companies got acquired, they didn't know what to do with the stuff they had before acquisition that isn't needed anymore, and it either sits in a warehouse, or gets auctioned off (or both!)

So for example, at one point, Google (after acquiring terra bella and some other companies) had like 5 or 6 very nice 5 axis VMC's sitting around collecting dust. Each was worth well over 250k. They already had plenty of VMC's in the machine shop, etc, and didn't need these, and it was not worth the trouble to sell them. At least back then.

In my case, I was able to get this welder for way less than half price.

The lightweld's have come down in price over the years, and that will keep happening.

They are pretty much the most expensive laser welders though, you can easily get one for 10k these days.

The truth is, however, if you go cheaper than this, what often what gets overlooked is safety. So some of them in the lowest price range don't even require you touch the gun to metal before letting you fire, etc.

All of them can weld the same, so if you go looking, look at other things too.

THe other thing - one of the nice things about laser welding is that it's improving very fast. So similar to fiber, running multiple types of lasers or optics in the cable is not particularly more difficult than running one. They just add more fibers (it's not quite the only issue, but you get the point).

Why does this matter? Because it means you can run another laser or something to monitor the weld and adjust parameters on the fly. Which lightweld and others are starting to do. So if you are moving the gun too fast/slowly, or got the power wrong or whatever, it will compensate automatically

This probably won't ever happen on mig/tig. The lasers are heavily computer controlled already, this just adds a feedback loop.

It also enables real time certification of a weld - see https://www.ipgphotonics.com/products/laser-weld-measurement for an example (this is a separate product, but you get the idea)

In any case, my take would be - if you want to play with them as a hobbyist, or have too much money, they are cool Otherwise i'd wait ~5 years and what you get will probably be 5-10x better for the same price.

HeyLaughingBoy
7 replies
3h38m

plenty of VMC's in the machine shop

So now I have to know why Google has a machine shop. Beyond the obvious "why not?"

krisoft
2 replies
2h54m

They make hardware prototypes. When you do that having your own machine shop can lower the iteration time and thus speed up the development.

Just from the top of my head: waymo develops their own lidars, akamai obviously needed a ton of machining for the kite, project loon probably had machined components. And those are just the flashy examples we heard about outside of the company. They can have ton of other projects which didn’t get to the point where we heard about them but required hardware prototyping.

HeyLaughingBoy
1 replies
2h9m

Duh! Of course!

I think Google and I only think search/ads. I forgot Alphabet has all that other stuff going on.

ethbr1
0 replies
1h50m

So does Alphabet.

antoinealb
1 replies
3h4m

Google as a company manufactures hardware, it makes sense to have a machine shop for prototypes.

psd1
0 replies
2h59m

Google was founded by burners who want to take cool shit to the desert.

throwup238
0 replies
1h30m

IIRC it was started in earnest for Nexus phone prototypes in the early 2010s.

DannyBee
0 replies
2h53m

Lots of reasons. Prototyping consumer goods of various sorts, etc.

mhb
5 replies
5h0m

VMC == Vertical Machining Center

PSWAATY == Please Say What the Acronyms Are. Thank You.

DannyBee
4 replies
4h46m

Usually i do, but there is one acronym in the entire 450 words, and it doesn't really matter to the point what the thing was?

SkyPuncher
1 replies
3h57m

I agree with you.

It's also pretty easy to figure out what you're talking about from context.

mhb
0 replies
8m

It's the second post in which he did this. And how should anyone know whether it's important to know what it means without knowing what it means?

mhb
0 replies
6m

OK. Thanks for the informative post. Don't want to discourage you from more.

digging
0 replies
2h25m

If the definition doesn't matter, better to use a more generic term than a more specific/cryptic one.

throw0101a
1 replies
4h48m

So some of them in the lowest price range don't even require you touch the gun to metal before letting you fire, etc.

Are you able to attach them to the heads of sharks?

DannyBee
0 replies
4h41m

If you can get them to stay still long enough, maybe.

isoprophlex
11 replies
5h15m

There's a killer Neal Stephenson plotline in here somewhere. Redneck protagonist zapping enemy drones with a modified laser welder.

HeyLaughingBoy
3 replies
3h29m

Hmmm.

I'm black, but my wife did anoint me to the position of "honorary redneck" some time ago. Neighbor has stopped with the drone overflights of my property, but still, you're giving me ideas...

rtkwe
1 replies
2h16m

Be careful as far as the FAA is concerned drones get the same legal protection as a plane with people in them so messing with them is legally hazardous.

HeyLaughingBoy
0 replies
2h11m

I know. Hence the laser: blind the camera first and they can't prove that it didn't mysteriously drop out of the sky as soon as it passed the property line.

isoprophlex
0 replies
2h49m

Go get em cowboy!

dgacmu
0 replies
2h12m

It's rare to have such a clear illustration of the difference between intelligence and wisdom.

btbuildem
0 replies
3h26m

There's no way this stuff isn't giving the secret service nightmares.

This guy set ablaze the inside of a vehicle through closed windows from a significant distance.

paranoidrobot
1 replies
4h45m

I had to look it up, because I thought that was what "Reason" was in Snowcrash.

I was mistaken: Reason was a railgun.

rtkwe
0 replies
4h25m

The weird part of reason is it is also (in the family of) a mini gun with it's multiple rotating barrels.

bzax
0 replies
2h32m

I feel obliged to mention that this does feature prominently in Kim Stanley Robinson's Red Mars trilogy. The single most important piece of infrastructure on Mars is a space elevator, but not everyone on the planet is happy with how the owners of the space elevator are running things.

supermatt
2 replies
5h46m

I don't have one yet so cant really advise on quality, but I was recently looking and you can pick up a 2.5kW laser welder from about $15k. They are slightly cheaper (around 12k) from alibaba, but then you will be looking at import duties, warranty complexities, etc

HeyLaughingBoy
1 replies
3h22m

Yeah, that's the problem with some of the more expensive Alibaba/Aliexpress stuff. The list price is attractive, but once you add in all the extras like duties, transportation from the port of entry to your location, warranty difficulty etc., there's not much price difference from heading over to the local Kubota dealership.

Still, some of those little tracked tractors on TikTok are interesting. If I could somehow raise enough money to start importing them, I'm sure I could sell quite a few.

ensignavenger
0 replies
2h51m

A lot of folks find those little chineese tractors at auctions in the US. There are folks who handle all the import and then resell them. Can be a great deal but many of them need some mods, like better cooling, to really shine.

mdorazio
1 replies
5h47m

A quick search is showing me new machines in the $7k range. You could probably pick up a used one for a few thousand less. This is cheaper than I would have thought, honestly - a decent full MIG rig is not exactly cheap.

DannyBee
0 replies
5h7m

They are coming down in price very quickly.

The materials cost is really not very high (no idea on the laser itself, but the rest is easily <1k. Probably <500.). The R&D cost was probably very high to start (but also coming down).

abakker
0 replies
2h9m

https://www.everlastgenerators.com/catalog/laser-welders this is probably the easiest one to buy from a reputable (non alibaba) company. its $17k, so not "cheap", but hardly expensive.

My gut says they'll be for sale at $2-5k within 2 years at the rate things are going.

notelectronic
9 replies
3h18m

I get laser safety curtains, but what do you do for reflections off the ceiling? Asking because our makerspace was recently donated a fiber laser welding unit and we don’t yet know best practices for not blinding our membership short of building a completely enclosed separate room for it with door interlocks.

DannyBee
4 replies
2h54m

Ideally you have an enclosed area with interlocks. All of the laser welders support it (and it's the standard way). They make and sell mobile ones that can be pushed around. See, e.g., https://lasersafety.com/barriers/rigid-barriers/ for some examples (I don't know these folks, they just have helpful pictures/listings of kinds of things that exist)

If you can't do this, you do need to panel or curtain the ceiling or use laser absorption coating or other things.

There are places that also just use reflection sensors that detect reflection on the ceiling and trigger (again, machines already support handling this). I have heard this works very well but have no direct experience with it.

All that said, reflection off ceiling is more uncommon for practical reasons (The angle at which you hold the gun to the piece, the fact that ceiling directed angles often become back reflection into the gun which it already detects, etc).

They already detect very high reflection as well.

For a makerspace, one of the issues you will have is that people will likely want to try to weld copper and aluminum a lot, both of which are highly IR reflective.

If you said "You can only weld steel and iron" you would eliminate a very high percent of reflection in the first place.

Here's a basic chart that looks right: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Tomasz-Kurzynowski/publ...

For a 1064nm laser, you can see Al or Cu is going to reflect a lot of the energy, while steel/iron are still off the graph high in absorption

convolvatron
3 replies
2h48m

I tig. wear a helmet and have to buy argon every year. this seems like a huge hassle in comparison. is there that big a difference in quality and or range of processes that make it worth it?

abakker
1 replies
2h11m

its the operator skill part when dealing with thin sheet metal. It just works better / easier / faster for thin stuff, where in TIG, that's the high-skill work that everyone pays big bucks for.

Agree with the post above, though. The safety setup for lasers is basically full isolation.

convolvatron
0 replies
1h29m

seems like its more cost effective to just stay on or above 20ga unless you're really high volume or you really need the weight savings

hinkley
0 replies
29m

I know one of the reasons we wanted pico-second and shorter pulsed lasers is that they can cut material with little to no damage of the neighboring material. There was a demo that I read about when this was all brand spanking new research, where they claimed that a laser scalpel causes no heat damage to tissue outside of a cell’s breadth from the contact point.

cowthulhu
1 replies
1h37m

Are lasers typically able to reflect off of surfaces that diffuse light (ie drywall)? I’m totally ignorant when it comes to laser safety, apologies if this is a stupid question .

meindnoch
0 replies
1h7m

Do you see a bright spot when aiming the laser at drywall? If the answer is yes, then laser light is being reflected into your eye.

Hope this helps!

dheera
0 replies
1h53m

completely enclosed separate room for it with door interlocks

You absolutely, absolutely need this. Do not take chances. "Real estate is expensive" is not an excuse for a blinding hazard to members and visitors of your space.

I've worked with very high powered room-sized laser cutters before and they should all have a full room enclosure.

bozhark
0 replies
2h13m

Separate room with interlocking doors

-coming from another hacker space

sph
1 replies
5h28m

NOHD = Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance

DannyBee
0 replies
4h48m

Yes. Sorry for not expanding it. I edited it to expand it.

For others:

The NOHD is really a nominal distance. It's just the distance at which the beam falls below the maximum permissible exposure.

The 50% eye hazard distance (ED50) is 31.6% of this number. That is, if the NOHD is 100m, then at 31.6 meters you have a 50% chance of causing a medically detectable change to the eye. It's also worth noting - the beam power at this 31.6% distance is 10x, not 3x, what it is at the NOHD.

For laser welding, the spot beam is small (60um) which is one reason the NOHD distance is so high.

For reference, a laser pointer is like 1.5mm, so this is 25x smaller.

It also doesn't help that the lasers used are all ~1060-1070nm wavelength and so invisible as well :)

exe34
1 replies
4h32m

(as for why i have a laser welder - i got it cheap

that's how a lot of good stories start

dotancohen
0 replies
3h54m

You don't want to hear how I met the ex.

elif
1 replies
4h19m

Please provide some more details on your laser welder. Did you import it from China? I want one so bad, but buying them in the USA seems to be 4-5x retail cost in China.

rtkwe
0 replies
2h11m

Cheaper ones often skip safety features like interlocks to so be careful.

tlb
0 replies
3h53m

Why don't welding/cutting lasers add more divergence with built-in optics? Would it hurt performance? It seems like you could add 1 mrad and it would hardly make a difference at the usual working distance, but spread out to a meter over 1 km, so you can't zap people across town.

hinkley
0 replies
34m

I had a friend, “Kevin” who got picked as a lab assistant for a guy making one of the first violet, and IIRC, picosecond lasers. It’s frickin’ laser beams so of course I had to ask way too many questions. They probably should have been using curtains but if they were he never said, and I’m sure laser safety has evolved with the wattage and commercialization, whereas this was a static benchtop system.

There were lots of mirrors and prisms and they has to calculate refraction off of them and stick carbon blocks everywhere that light transmission was less than 100% efficient so that no light could escape the system except via the target.

zoky
36 replies
7h12m

I’m not saying it didn’t happen as described, but this really kinda reads like the “Bald eagle named Albert Einstein flew into the classroom” copypasta…

relaxing
15 replies
6h46m

The sales guy set up the entire rig on his own? And no other engineers in the lab stopped to ask what he was doing?

I know some places have poor safety culture, but this is a “laser company”. Basic laser safety should be drilled into them from day 1 and every day after. When I worked in an optics lab, we had interlocks on the doors that switched on with the power supply running the experiment and a sign outside indicating which wavelengths were operating.

somat
3 replies
5h15m

The guy was listed as a "sales engineer" which on first glance is the worst sort of oxymoron, everybody knows engineers make terrible salesmen[1]. But perhaps it could work, just take your sleaziest engineer, put them through an intensive indoctrination in chicanery and lies and you get a salesman who almost knows what he is talking about.

1. How do you know if the guy trying to sell you something is the engineer. They will tell you in excruciating detail every flaw and design mistake in the thing and how they should have designed it better. Savor this moment, look past the terrible sales pitch and buy from them, for you have been gifted that elusive thing, the engineer.

neilv
1 replies
4h28m

My dad was such an engineer doing sales, of industrial components. Grew up on a farm, engineering degree, very honest type churchgoer and family man, and in his spare time DIY projects like a classic engineer type. I'm sure he'd know when something would or wouldn't work, and would candidly tell the customer about any problems or risks. (In this case, maybe honest as much as an engineer personally bothered by design flaws.)

I've also seen a different kind of engineer in sales, where they're paired long-term with salespeople. They sit in on sales meetings as a technical expert, and also do things like customizations and integrations. I suppose the presence of the salesperson helps suppress the engineer's inclination to start riffing on every flaw, but the pairing retains the engineer ability to help the customer be successful with the product.

somat
0 replies
4h17m

Yeah, I am a bit rough on sales, but it is critical to doing business. And a good saleman is a wonderful find, talking with someone who is knowledgeable and honest about the product is great.

RandomThoughts3
0 replies
4h4m

Sales engineers are very common if you are selling complex industrial products. At a certain point of complexity, selling a product and designing its integration with the customer kind of bridge. You need a deep understanding of the product and process involved to be able to sell it.

rkachowski
3 replies
6h15m

It's pretty crazy that the sales guy was able to connect the water cooling and power with enough hosing and cables to bring it outside, as well as know how to operate the device enough to activate it - but couldn't correctly point it _at the ground_ and burn the paint off of the street without melting through a car.

But forgetting that, what are the core safety issues described? I get the direct exposure to unprotected eyes damage, but there's discussion of infra red reflections endangering nearby children + aircraft + casus belli with the US army.

tpmoney
0 replies
4h55m

“Sales engineer” sounds like one of those positions that would be regularly setting up demos for customers and have access to the equipment and basic operating procedures.

“Could we use this to burn paint off the road” sounds exactly like the sort of question a person doing a demo might say “I don’t see why not, let’s try it” to.

While with deliberate thought about it, the fact that road markings are retro-reflective is obvious, but it’s not something you would necessarily consider immediately, since it’s called “paint” and almost all paint you encounter in the world is not retro-reflective.

For the rest of it, my reading of the story is multiple things happened here:

1) They initially aimed the IR laser at the paint on the ground. The paint being retro-reflective the laser damaged itself in about an half hour and stopped producing consistent results, just occasional spots of results.

2) The sales person rather than halting the demo to get someone else to take a look at what was malfunctioning continued to fire the laser after making various adjustments not realizing that because the laser had been damaged it was firing not at the ground anymore, but at the car a few spaces away.

3) They’d been messing with the laser after malfunctioning since before the VP parked their car, so there’s possibility they were sending lasers in the direction of the other building, so that’s one issue which would have been bad enough on its own but…

4) At some point the VP parked their car in the path between the laser and the building. As they continued to mess with the malfunctioning laser, they burned through the paint on the side of the car, exposing the bare metal underneath.

5) The bare metal is also highly reflective, but because it’s not retro-reflective the problem is now you had completely uncontrolled reflections. The ones that went backwards had nothing to stop them since there was only a fence and field between the lot and the school. And the ones that went up obviously also had nothing to stop them since they were outside.

6) Because of the unknown detections and quantity of reflection, in addition to getting all the potentially exposed employees and customers checked out, the company would also have to make advisory calls (at a minimum) to the school and the local airports and military installations.

Whether those schools and planes were actually in danger or not could not be said with certainty, but the point was less “oh know we’re terrorists now” and more “this was a huge screw up, and I need to impress on you why it was bigger than just breaking company property or not wearing your safety gear”

teractiveodular
0 replies
6h3m

The story says he did point it at the ground, but a) it was reflecting off the reflective paint they were aiming at and b) towards the end the laser was badly misaligned.

relaxing
0 replies
4h35m

Not operating in a controlled environment, no curtains to block stray reflections, not ensuring your optic path is stable and clear of obstructions and reflective objects. Doesn’t sound like they had a beam block around for safety, nor did they first use a lower power visible laser to simulate beam path.

ta988
2 replies
6h20m

I have seen a drunk employee wrestling with a moving industrial robotic arm trying to "fix it" after having disabled the numerous safeties with screwdrivers. This was at a major car manufacturer plant. Do not underestimate the horrible situations people can put themselves in.

p_l
0 replies
5h35m

Sometimes you fight and curse the volkswagen-special VKRC safety circuits.

And sometimes you think what kind of shenanigans might happen and why it might be better to have complex safety interlocks that mate with entire automation cell controls...

hotsauceror
0 replies
2h14m

A relative of mine works with assembly-line robots at heavy equipment manufacturers. He told me that while they were calibrating a new robot that was used to move axles for industrial mining dump trucks, a miscalculation caused the robot to fling a 800 lb axle through the air like a marching band baton.

unkeptbarista
0 replies
5h48m

I find this basics of this story believable. I worked at a place that manufactured IR lasers, and where the owner (the "Doctor" as we called him) set up similiar impromptu demonstrations that went awry. Thankfully no one was injured, but some random piece of equipment was damaged by the reflected beam.

protocolture
0 replies
5h21m

Sales Engineer = Knows enough to be dangerous.

Sometimes a good sales engineer can tell you all about then undocumented feature you need to get something delivered.

elzbardico
0 replies
2h34m

With highly technical products usually you have at least two guys working on a account:

The salesman, who deals with the business guys on the other side, the folks who will actually sign the check. The sales engineer, that deal with the guys who will actually use the product, is able to understand their requirements and come up with ways the product can fullfil those, provide Proofs of Concept, demos and initial training for those guys on the other side that will give the final ok to the business people: 'this will work for us, you can sign the check if you want"

ben_w
0 replies
6h42m

Mm.

Should be, isn't.

I've heard of one place that had a class IV laser mounted on a robot arm in a public area, which turned itself off when the arm happened to flail in exactly the right way to hit its own emergency stop button.

gus_massa
6 replies
6h15m

I worked for a few weeks in a class with a custom infrared -> green laser. The teacher were very hard about glasses, how to crouch looking away from the laser table, close the door and a few more security measures. And later, I had a 5W (0.5W?) green laser at 3 yards pointed at me [1] with some optical equipment bolted to the table in the middle so there was (almost) no possibility that it hit me.

The story sounds real.

[1] If all the bolted devices in the middle magically fall down, the laser would have hit my belly, not my eyes. So it's important to crouch looking away, just in case.

amluto
3 replies
5h15m

custom infrared -> green laser

Nd:YAG lasers always creep me out. I worked in a lab that had an Nd:YAG with two janky doublers: 1064 -> 532 -> 266 nm. The output energy was supposed to be a few mJ (IIRC), but it was basically zero. So the students operating it took off the second doubler and fired it at a bookend. Nothing (well, nothing visible). Took off the first doubler. After investigation, the zapping sound was the paint vaporizing off a computer at the other end of the lab, because the beam was actually scooting just past the bookend. 1064 nm is almost the worst wavelength you can work with. (Okay, 233nm is probably worse, but the available energy with a setup like this is much lower.)

I have a green laser pointer, and I made a point of buying a diode laser. It’s a slightly different color than 532, its battery life is better, but, critically, there is no way it could malfunction or be sloppily constructed to leak infrared light.

amluto
1 replies
3h57m

Replying to myself:

I just searched Amazon. There are plenty of green “diode” lasers, 532nm, ~100mW, for very little money. I don’t believe that for a second — those are surely crappy frequency doubled Nd:YAG lasers, probably unfiltered (that filter wouldn’t be cheap, and it might fail anyway under that ridiculous power level), and they will blind you when some funny reflection of the, I dunno, 500mW of stray IR light hits your eye.

Now that real name brand laser pointers are mostly gone, if you actually want green, get a 515nm laser or something along those lines. Stay away from 532nm!

entropie
0 replies
2h38m

I have a friend with multiple green and red lasers, some from aliexpress.

Years ago when the hype wasnt really there he visited me and wanted to show off. I have 3 dogs and I really like this kind of tech but I forbid it to turn that thing on near me, especially in my flat. Even if they are directed away, the chance of unpredictable reflections is just too high for a bit of fun.

cyberax
0 replies
29m

(Okay, 233nm is probably worse, but the available energy with a setup like this is much lower.)

How do you get 233nm lasers?!?

aj7
1 replies
5h39m

Crouch? When training technicians, the first thing is, you never ever bend your waist in the laser room, with lasers on. Your head never enters the plane of the laser beams. You do not put your ahead above the laser. You use a piece of copy paper to earache for stray beams near the apparatus. You use an IR viewer to (shock yourself as to how many there are to) find 1064nm stray beams.

gus_massa
0 replies
4h0m

I agree. I'm not a native English speaker, so I may have choose the wrong verb. Is "squatting" better?

And with that kind of care, like turn everything off and still be very careful if you have to pick something from the floor.

mpalmer
5 replies
6h39m

Never let facts get in the way of a good story. The build-up is great (VP's car, elementary school, military base) and the punchline is funny, but it's just a bit too perfect ("and what's above us?", cue clouds). Even the name Bob sounds like it's been chosen for comedy.

It's clearly a mostly true story that's been refined and polished over the years.

rob74
1 replies
5h18m

It's entirely possible that "Bob" is a generic name (using $SALES_GUY, like he uses $LASER_COMPANY and $FACILITY_GUY, would have been too repetitive).

...or the guy was really called Bob.

trelane
0 replies
4h51m

Also, the guy had enough happen to him. He doesn't need his actual name put in the story. One might hope that in the intervening 25 years he would have improved, especially after such an expensive lesson.

gadders
0 replies
1h37m

Yeah, I thought it sounded a bit too good to be true as well...

foehrenwald
0 replies
2h58m

reads like a BOFH story

cududa
0 replies
9m

Was curious so I looked it up - Jose Antonio Vargas Elementary School is right by Moffet Field. The school also abuts an industrial park that fits the description.

One of the current tenants there is Volvo Innovation Lab, which I imagine does laser testing. I have no idea if buildings need certain certifications for working with lasers, so I mention that tidbit.

As well, that office park has 16 buildings in it, by my count.

The pieces of this story very much so line up.

fsh
3 replies
5h2m

Yeah, the story contains some obvious bullshit. There is no way in hell a flashlamp-pumped Nd:YAG laser could cut through a piece of steel. With typical ~Hz repetition rate and ~J pulse energy, the average power is only around 1 W. This is three to five orders of magnitude lower than typical welding lasers. This could burn some paint or engrave metal, but burning through a wheel well and brake line is completely ridiculous.

xiphmont
0 replies
2h40m

He didn't claim it cut through steel, JGCs have polymer wheel wells and brake lines like most modern cars.

mistercow
0 replies
4h45m

Maybe they meant the plastic wheel well liner? I don’t know if that makes sense, I’m just googling around looking at Jeep Cherokee images.

actionfromafar
0 replies
3h42m

It's just there for flair. :)

neilv
2 replies
4h48m

As I read through it, it does sound like an apocryphal old story, since too many of the details are too perfect setups for the teller.

Then again, occasionally real life really does happen unbelieveably, including when fudge-ups are involved.

Maybe what's most unbelieveable is that, to the extent the story tells, the only known injured person was the laser safety officer.

Presumably the safety person was partly in the loop on some other injuries, but maybe they're NDA'd on that, yet not NDA'd on mentioning the incident. Or, maybe an incident like that was kept very quiet by a company, and injured people never knew how they got injured.

Then there's this:

It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually written this story down before, merely told it in person to many students for valuable lessons and also for laughs over cocktails.

Did they only give verbal reports and verbal depositions/testimony? Never wrote up a report for internal use or for professional publication?

"Laughs over cocktails" could mean finding humor in the ridiculousness of disaster, and taking a battle scar in stride. Could also be a hint that the entire story is a fabricated/embellished/appropriated story, like people often tell recreationally when drinking, and understood in that context for what it is.

kragen
1 replies
3h31m

possibly his boss asked him to not write up the report

neilv
0 replies
1h43m

Yes, I don't want to speculate, but would hope that, for whatever happened, the affected people were notified, and all the appropriate safety officer processes were followed up on.

Or, the story might have started a bit like when grandkids ask grandpa how he got that arm injury, and instead of telling the troubling story about shrapnel in the war, or the car crash, he tongue in cheek tells a fantastic tall tale of fishing, when along comes a bear who wanted to eat his fish, chock full of lessons.

That could've been a goal with students: if one ran out of real-world case studies to drive home laser safety practices, a semi-plausible, if over-the-top, narrative of how a not-unlikely cavalier mistake could become a clusterfudge, with the story of course hitting all the safety practices they were just told about.

There would normally be verbal cues as to the kind of story, and there'd be the context of telling, both of which are lost in blog posts.

NathanielBaking
20 replies
4h59m

Safety guys always ruin the fun. I was in the Marine Corps and every time we got to test some new piece of gear the safety officer was like "No, you can't live fire it off the flight deck of the ship" or "No, not here, that village is down wind of the dust you will kick up when it goes off." No, that has a kill distance of 6 miles, you have to fire it into a hill." Blah, blah, blah.

So after I got out I joined the National Guard.

RandomThoughts3
8 replies
4h9m

I may or may not be aware of hull damage being caused or not caused by a rifle being fired from the flight deck of a ship. My point being, your safety officer had a point.

trelane
4 replies
4h1m

I think they know that. I read their comment as sarcastic.

jprete
3 replies
3h57m

It's really, really close though. The kill distance of six miles is what tips me over the edge of reading it as sarcasm.

trelane
2 replies
3h46m

Really? To me, it is a very clear instance. Amongst my cohort, saying "The safety officer won't let us do anything fun" is going to generally always be sarcastic, unless the point is that some rules seem excessively and obviously pointless, which these aren't. It's more a backhanded way of saying "thank goodness the safety office stopped us / those boneheads from doing something that would have been incredibly stupid."

nocman
1 replies
2h34m

It depends totally on how you read it. In this case, my first thought after reading that was "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". There are plenty of people (especially on the internet) who actually do think that way -- by which I mean people that are serious when they respond with "you guys ruin all the fun" to others who bring up genuine concerns that will most likely have wide-sweeping ramifications.

trelane
0 replies
2h20m

There are plenty of people (especially on the internet) who actually do think that way

Sure. That's why these safety officers exist. I think some other funranium posts state.that (paraphrased) "safety rules are written in blood."

That said, I suspect folks like that would tend to phrase the rule in a way to diminish the implied impact/likelihood, rather than enhance it or state as-is, as (afaict) the original did.

dctoedt
2 replies
3h47m

hull damage being caused or not caused by a rifle being fired from the flight deck of a ship

How did that happen? Our MarDet would occasionally do live-fire training off the flight deck (CVN-65); they naturally pointed their weapons away from the ship ....

Or are you talking about hitting the hull of a different ship, e.g., one of the tin cans in plane guard, or alongside during an UNREP? Seems like that would ... get noticed by a lot of folks.

RandomThoughts3
1 replies
1h32m

Hypothetically, someone could have left a guest (like say an engineer from the shipyard doing sea acceptance testing) fire a rifle and an unlucky wave reflection might have bounced a round back towards the bow.

rtkwe
0 replies
34m

Wow what an incredibly unfortunate hypothetical situation. 1 in a million ricochet that one.

talldayo
4 replies
4h32m

It's all fun and games until you walk in front of a live AESA radar and sterilize yourself.

khorne
2 replies
4h22m

Save $300 on a vasectomy.

ryneandal
0 replies
2h52m

Mine was $750 :(

peepee1982
0 replies
3h43m

They're about twice as much where I live!

onemoresoop
0 replies
3h44m

I'm guessing there are other adverse effects beside sterilizing.

gumby
2 replies
2h39m

I was in the Marine Corps and every time we got to test some new piece of gear the safety officer was like "No, you can't live fire...

I thought the whole point of the Marines was to cause maximal amounts of damage. Are you implying there is a constraint on that?

But now I understand why the marines hate the navy: I had a buddy who'd been in the navy and he said they kept the kids busy by cleaning and painting everything but frequently they'd let 'em blow off steam by tossing cardboard boxes and stuff off the end the flight deck and shooting at them with the 50 cal machine guns.

We were good friends, attended MIT together, but if I thought the Navy would take many people like him I'd doubt their ability to fight a war. He was only in the navy because it would pay for school and AFAIK he managed to avoid getting any rank advancement at all. MIT requires, or used to, a lot of all nighters and he once said "I'm probably only sane with these all nighters because I did so much extra sleeping in the navy"

afterburner
1 replies
2h9m

I thought the whole point of the Marines was to cause maximal amounts of damage.

I thought their point was to expose themselves to maximal amounts of damage.

NoMoreNicksLeft
0 replies
1h34m

I thought their point was to expose themselves to maximal amounts of damage.

I hate to be pedantic, but technically the whole point is to expose the enemy to maximal amounts of damage. Whoever that is. Anything else is incidental.

elzbardico
0 replies
2h39m

Compton is a bitch for astronauts too.

archgoon
0 replies
4h27m

that village is down wind of the dust you will kick up when it goes off.

I'm always happy to hear that there are people saying these sorts of things in the military. I'm sorry it wasn't fun at the time, but the Safety Officer really was looking out for you. You really don't want to be the unexpected cautionary tale, like Bob.

jmclnx
13 replies
6h26m

One thing I learnt, different glasses for different type lasers, who knew :)

ta988
5 replies
6h24m

That and different glasses depending on how you use that laser... Because some lasers can do variable wavelength.

amluto
3 replies
5h12m

I’ve seen some references to the universal laser glasses: Apple Vision Pro!

ta988
2 replies
3h54m

No, the cameras would probably not survive laser exposure beyond a cat toy pointer level power (and even then I wouldn't bet long exposure of those).

rtkwe
0 replies
25m

They'd still protect your little human eyes. If you wanted to use them as safety glasses normally you'd want their cameras to be easily replaceable but they would function as safety goggles for short periods until the camera caught a stray beam.

amluto
0 replies
2h51m

That’s fine. If I worked in a room with a laser and I screwed up and hit my face, frying an Apple Vision Pro seems like a pretty small price to pay. My eyes will be fine.

And the Apple Vision Pro works against tunable lasers, lasers of unknown frequency, flashlamps, etc.

cyberax
0 replies
26m

Dye lasers are the worst. You now have _two_ (or more) wavelengths to shield against. Bonus points if one of them is in IR.

That's probably how I got my eye damage - a small hole in the retina of one eye.

hanniabu
4 replies
5h7m

Why can't there be glasses with the different types layered together into one?

fabian2k
2 replies
5h1m

Because if you want to cover all possible lasers you'll block out the visible spectrum as well and won't see anything.

WarOnPrivacy
1 replies
4h36m

You can get some overlap tho. I have 520nm goggles that tone down 465nm.

rtkwe
0 replies
24m

That's mostly because it's tough to get a perfect notch filter in the visible spectrum but you'd never want to use the 520nm with a 465nm unless it was low enough power the fuzzy edge of the filter knocked it's power down enough to be safe.

pjc50
0 replies
5h2m

Then you can't see anything.

They're narrowband filters. A welding mask would be a wideband filter, but is much harder to work with when it's engaged.

0x138d5
1 replies
4h6m

One of the professors in my uni lab had "universal laser goggles".

They were regular goggles with a sheet of lead bent over them.

trelane
0 replies
3h56m

Niiice. Even attenuates those xray lasers!

dmd
10 replies
5h54m

I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect my Hole In My Eye[0] came from being 30 years old (I'm 46 now) and saying "look, this laser pointer is so low power, I can shine it in my eye to no ill effect!".

[0] https://dmd.3e.org/a-hole-in-my-eye/

dghughes
4 replies
5h1m

At a casino where I was a slot tech we used fiber optics that went into a fiber converter module and then RJ-45.

Often I would look at the ends of the fiber connectors to see if they were lit or if the light looked odd.

They were quite low in power but I'm surprised at myself that I didn't think of the risk.

edit: optics not options

wildzzz
2 replies
2h55m

Patch fiber is usually using Class 1 or Class 1M lasers which are entirely safe to look at. Also the light spreads out very rapidly at the end of an unterminated fiber because there's no lens to focus it. So don't hold it directly up against your eye but like a foot away is fine. The lasers are less focused (i.e. cheaper) and the multi-mode fiber is wide so it spreads out very quickly. You can't actually see the IR light, the red light you see is just sidebands of the signal.

Fiber used for long hauls is much more powerful but uses a wavelength that the human eye is very good at blocking (so your eye dissipates more of the energy but what does get through could damage your retina). There are systems that will decrease the power if the link is lost (cut or unplugged) to protect eyes. The light will still dissipate in free space (because there's no lens) so you should be safe from a distance. Single-mode fiber uses a more focused laser and more narrow fiber so it will spread less over a free space distance so don't get too close.

Always better to just use a light meter (or a phone camera) if you're unsure but also just holding the end of the fiber against some paper or your palm may reflect enough of the visible light to let you know the fiber is live.

leoqa
0 replies
1h20m

As an intern moving data centers the old networking guy told me to look into them; I used my right eye and now my eye is 20/40 a decade later whereas my left eye is still 20/20. I did hold it up to my eye because it was hard to see..

foobarian
0 replies
1h57m

Just in case, always use the same eye to look into these things.

justin66
0 replies
2h58m

Some scientists used to look at the beam emitter to adjust the aim of old particle accelerators. The story I heard was that some of them eventually developed cataracts as a result. Come to think of it, with today's medical technology that's a lot less awful than punching holes into your retina with a laser, but I think the result back then was eventually blindness.

madjam002
2 replies
1h2m

One of the things I hate most in tourist hotspots these days are the people selling high powered laser pointers, normally selling them to kids, and they are shining it at their faces, in the faces of others, and at the neighbours.

I swear they never used to be so commonplace.

Having worked nightclub lighting a long time ago I have a deep appreciation for laser safety haha

pflenker
0 replies
22m

When I was ~12 years old one boy pinned me down and another one shone a laser pointer in my eye just for fun. Needless to say, this has been my „bad eye“ ever since (I’m 39 now)

leptons
0 replies
4m

A friend of mine gave me a high power blue laser pointer, and it was fun for a night but I gave it back to him because I recognized that it was just too dangerous. One slip, one stray reflection, and I'd damage my eyesight or go blind. It's just too dangerous, and I'm a very careful person who takes precautions - I can't imagine kids with laser pointers are going to be able to see very well when they are older.

NotYourLawyer
1 replies
1h39m

“Low power” lasers are sometimes wildly more powerful than they claim to be. I guess what do you expect when you buy a Chinese laser pointer on Amazon for 5 bucks.

anonymousiam
0 replies
46m

Nd:YAG lasers such as the one in the article use an IR exciter into a crystal to achieve frequency doubling or tripling. Much of the energy from the fundamental exciter makes it past the crystal, so without good filtering, a "safe" class 2 or 3R laser can still produce blinding (but invisible) light. Lots of the cheap lasers don't have good filtering, so be careful what you buy.

RA2lover
7 replies
7h33m

I wonder what happened to literally everyone else present at this situation. That's beyond "Yikes!" territory.

MeteorMarc
6 replies
7h10m

Yes, I also dislike the culture in which this can be called a funny story. Such culture will cause more incidents. Worked in a laser lab for 5 years without incident in a time when eye safety goggles were not used for visible light.

ta988
1 replies
6h19m

Sometimes a funny story is one that helps you remember about safety.

ordu
0 replies
5h47m

Yeah, emotions are a positive factor for a memories forming. Add some emotions to a fact, and it will be remembered better and for longer. Some things are remembered for life without any repetition, and mostly it happens for things that trigger your emotions.

cqqxo4zV46cp
1 replies
6h17m

No. That only says something about you, not “the culture”. It’s incredibly common to laugh at the absolute absurdity of a situation. It doesn’t mean that people are making light of it. It doesn’t mean that they don’t grok how serious it is. They just react differently to you.

MeteorMarc
0 replies
4h59m

I agree there is more to it than yes/no making a joke of an incident. I associate it with a macho culture in which people do not feel safe to speak up in case of unsafe circumstances. Same for IT security.

WarOnPrivacy
0 replies
4h43m

in a time when eye safety goggles were not used for visible light.

Also Yikes. Even with my low(ish) 1w-5w handhelds, it's self-evident that eye protection is needed when the beam travels less than a few yards.

N_A_T_E
6 replies
3h42m

I worked in a laser lab for a few months early in my career. After the safety training I fear lasers getting near my eyes in situations most people don't care about. I even look away from barcode scanners at grocery stores. Sometimes I wonder about lidar being shot in all directions from those self-driving cars around SF.

kqr
2 replies
46m

Wait, are barcode scanners lasers? I've always thought of them as red lamps because their cone spreads out so widely quickly.

rtkwe
1 replies
29m

It's a scanning dot moving fast enough to appear as a cone.

hinkley
0 replies
18m

The stationary ones used to have a spinning mirror with a laser pointed at it. You used to be able to look in the machine and see it. Dunno how they do it now for the handheld scanners. Smaller mirror or some other trick like piezo?

neilv
0 replies
1h29m

I'd wondered about the eye safety of LIDAR on prototype autonomous vehicles, but then thought "surely anything at all unsafe to eyes wouldn't be allowed on public streets."

Now I'm reminded of all the unregulated recklessness in some technical topics that I do understand, and realizing it's silly to assume.

sersi
0 replies
2h24m

Should I be concerned about the lidar in my dreame robot vacuum (L10s ultra) and my 3 years old whose head is closer to the ground than me?

I never thought about it before but you'r comment worries me.

yobid20
2 replies
6h19m

The laser should've been mounted on a shark.

steve1977
1 replies
6h1m

"Sharknado 8 - Now They Have Lasers!"

steve1977
2 replies
6h4m

"Are you declaring war on the United States, Bob?"

This almost made me spill my tea...

delichon
1 replies
5h45m

A few years ago I worked in a high rise in an office with a window facing Moffet Airfield. I worried about crashing experimental planes but never thought to worry about being blinded by a stray laser beam. Maybe I'm not paranoid enough.

tgsovlerkhgsel
0 replies
3h56m

I remember reading a story of someone photographing a military helicopter (I think), only to find out that the crew apparently considered it funny to point some laser based system (likely a range finder or designator) at the photographer, burning the camera sensor to the point of damage being clearly visible on the sensor itself (not just the pictures).

jnwatson
2 replies
4h41m

Rule number 1 of laser safety is "do not look into beam with remaining eye".

altruios
1 replies
3h29m

I think that's rule number two. Right after "don't look at the laser".

dietr1ch
0 replies
57m

then the third rule must be, "now you can do whatever the fuck you want" written in Braille.

franciscop
2 replies
3h37m

I've touched all sorts of things in my "Maker" years, but one of the things I'm never going to touch by far is lasers. I know how bad they are, and I also know how woeful unqualified I'm for messing with lasers. Heck, I've even left a couple of dancefloors in clubs that I heavily suspected were firing actual lasers at the people, wonder how many of those were actual lasers vs light pointers and how many people got unknowingly injured, but it was just not worth the risk.

voidUpdate
0 replies
3h30m

Even better is when the dancefloor wants UV lighting, so they just buy some cheap UV-C bulbs

krisoft
0 replies
1h35m

Heck, I've even left a couple of dancefloors in clubs that I heavily suspected were firing actual lasers at the people, wonder how many of those were actual lasers vs light pointers and how many people got unknowingly injured, but it was just not worth the risk.

It is not really clear what you are saying here. What do you mean by "actual lasers" vs "light pointers".

Whether or not a light show is safe has nothing to do with the light source being an "actual laser" or not. What matters is what kind of laser and how it is used.

sethammons
1 replies
6h48m

That is a heck of a cocktail story. A bit more terrifying than I expected. As the safety officer, I wonder what new policies they put into place after this.

pja
0 replies
6h35m

“Do not let salesweasels anywhere near the bright shiny things” hopefully.

igleria
1 replies
6h34m

how do people like Bob get a job in the first place?

myrmidon
0 replies
5h15m

- Familiar enough with product to set up customer demonstration on his own with minimal help from enigneering

- Shows initiative by exploring novel applications with customers

- Expertly alleviates doubts & hesitation in customers

:P

Honestly, apart from blatant disregard for safety culture, that is not a bad salesperson at all.

Without additional info, I would honestly put the blame mostly on the company, because instilling a certain respect for dangerous products should be part of company culture and employee training, you just can't expect fresh hires to come with all the common sense baked in...

JansjoFromIkea
1 replies
5h12m

Lasers absolutely terrify me now; I impulse bought a 2w lasercube in 2020 for next to nothing (circa $200) and once I started reading up on it I was pretty appalled how easy it was to buy.

This was a fairly expensive RRP laser with some level of protection and stuff around it, the fact you could buy pens capable of pretty significant damage on ebay for way less where people wouldn't even grasp just how dangerous the thing is.

So I've got a laser I'm afraid to play with until I can make a safe environment for it and I'm even more afraid to sell on to anyone...

Feel like there's going to be some atrocity and some big time laser panic in the future.

CamperBob2
0 replies
2h28m

Why not just wear the appropriate goggles? You don't have to be afraid, you just have to be careful.

Of course, being careful means considering the possible presence of subharmonics, and buying your goggles from legitimate suppliers rather than unpronounceable Chinese brands on Amazon or eBay.

DannyBee
1 replies
5h3m

So while trying to answer another comment on cost, i ran into this:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S09240... and https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S00303...

I had thought, reading the article, that maybe this was a relatively new idea, and they were at least trying something relatively new in an insane way.

But no, the latter is from 1999 (so when this event occurred), and there were earlier papers they cite.

Using lasers to do paint stripping of coatings from roadways was well studied even then, and all the risks/rewards carefully laid out.

Not that i expect the sales engineer to have read that, but still.

csours
0 replies
13m

"oxygen shroud-gas"

Do they call it MOG instead of MIG? Although it's Chlorinated Rubber, not metal, so maybe it's CROG.

tomcam
0 replies
54m

the company claims the machine can take care of business safely "even in the most movement-heavy conditions," and that dry run testing on moving humans has all been successful.

So many questions

rob74
0 replies
6h46m

On closer inspection, we later leaned that the Quanta-Ray had burnt through the wheel well and cut the brake line.

The I guess they were lucky that they weren't aiming in the general direction of the fuel tank, or that the "experiment" was stopped before burning through it?

protocolture
0 replies
5h23m

You could have just said "Sales Guy"

paulluuk
0 replies
7h10m

This was a great read, thanks for sharing!

londons_explore
0 replies
3h8m

Are there any stats on the scale of laser eye injuries?

Like what percentage of the world population are blind because of laser injuries? What percentage have permanent vision issues?

How do those compare with the number of people who work with lasers?

How does it compare with say vision loss from arc welding?

kevinmchugh
0 replies
4h20m

One of the lessons you can take from this is that people think in the tools they know even when there's better, simpler tools available.

It wouldn't be hard to get some asphalt into the lab, but if you don't know how to pour asphalt...or swing a hammer, you're gonna haul the tool you know to the asphalt

inetknght
0 replies
5h20m

What a wonderful story about why we can't have nice things. Hopefully nobody else outside of the story was hurt.

Lasers are fun. Like all fun things, they demand respect.

iaresee
0 replies
2h44m

Having started out my tech career as an intern in an industrial laser lab, this story is parts amusing and horrifying. Brought back a lot of memories of all the ablation tests and via drilling I used to do, with varying degrees of success, to help sell this massive lasers.

hinkley
0 replies
21m

One of my cleverest friends loves to say, “do not look into laser with remaining eye.”

gtmitchell
0 replies
3h48m

That brings back memories. One of my first research projects in school was doing sketchy things with a Quanta-Ray Nd:YAG laser. I remember the distinct 'tack-tack-tack' sound of the Q-switching at 10 Hz which I used to create a laser-induced plasma right around eye level.

Fortunately I had the proper goggles on but was always terrified of catching a stray reflection and blinding myself. Now we live in a world of dirt-cheap high-powered diode lasers, and when I see all the stupid things YouTubers do with them with almost no discussion of proper eye safety, I wince.

dwighttk
0 replies
6h45m

Moral of the story is: make sure and tag the safety officer when you’re being stupid so he can make sure and inform all of the correct people.

davecahill
0 replies
5h10m

Blame Free Retrospective challenge

aj7
0 replies
6h40m

Just for giggles, who owned Spectra-Physics at the time?

Flop7331
0 replies
2h1m

1999, when you could pull a stunt like this and still get two weeks notice for it

77soccer
0 replies
5h8m

Very interesting