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vasco
239 replies
11h18m

American land of the free is being able to bring a gun to school but getting a fine because your grass is too tall. These HOA type stories are always so funny. It blows my mind people buy in places with rules like these.

db48x
108 replies
9h55m

Someone always scoffs, but I think it is usually a sign that they don’t really understand freedom. In particular, the freedom of association. Many countries recognize it, so I don't need to get in to the exact legal justifications for it.

Put plainly, this is the freedom to form groups that govern the behavior of their members. A group could be a dinner party, a study group, a book club, a circle of friends. It can also be much more serious. It could be a corporation, a union, a church, a political party, or a religion. Or it could be an HOA, or a town, or a state. If you like one or more of those types of groups then it is important to protect the freedom of association, even if you don’t like any of the others.

Every group has rules, even the most informal. When you invite your friends out to dinner you probably don’t sit down and vote on the exact rules your dinner party will follow, but your party has rules regardless. And every group punishes violations of the rules somehow. If you get drunk and dance naked on top of a table, then you will suffer some form of sanction by the other members of the dinner party. At the very least you probably won’t be invited back. More formal groups like HOAs, corporations, and towns tend to have written rules and proscribed punishments for violations. They also have built–in ways of changing those rules.

Ultimately some HOAs are useful while others are petty and run by vindictive idiots. An HOA that was useful for 50 years and never created any drama could turn bad next year when they elect some new board members. An HOA that is bad today _could_ elect new board members and then become drama–free and stay that way for 50 years, even if it seems unlikely. People who end up in a petty HOA usually regret it, and come to see joining any HOA as a big mistake. People in a sane HOA often wonder what the fuss is about.

But here’s the truth: true freedom includes the freedom to make mistakes, even big mistakes.

The freedom of association allows us to join any group we want, but sometimes joining will be a mistake. You can’t prevent people from making those mistakes without limiting their freedom. You can’t even reliably predict which mistakes they’re going to make, so you would end up preventing them from doing things that wouldn’t be mistakes too.

soco
37 replies
9h38m

There are many countries in the world which don't measure their freedom in eagles per square burger yet are totally free to associate, and they do. I cannot do much in my neighborhood either (Switzerland here) but there is a respected process for raising cases and handling exceptions and all that. We call this the rule of law, by no means perfect either. This doesn't seem to be the case with the HOA where the system guarantees you living under the will of the leadership - be they idiots or geniuses. So if liberty is defined by randomness, yes, HOA defines the land of the free. Otherwise please allows us to scoff.

AmericanChopper
18 replies
9h2m

So if liberty is defined by randomness, yes, HOA defines the land of the free

It’s the freedom to choose an HOA, or alternatively, anything else you like.

Also, while HOAs might make decisions stupidly, I don’t think they do it randomly.

em-bee
11 replies
8h10m

they are doing it to exclude those that don't fit into their style of life. it's discrimination, plain and simple.

to compare with europe: as far as i know germany or austria don't have the equivalent of a HOA, but what is allowed and what isn't is defined by local law. the closest example i could find are rules a landlord is allowed to impose on their tenants. for example, if i rent a house with garden, then the landlord can demand that i take care of the garden, but they can not specify how often i am supposed to mow the lawn or how high i let it grow.

if not even a landlord can make such rules for their own property, then a HOA would have even less chance to make such rules for homeowners.

that said, local laws can be quite far reaching, especially when it comes to aspects that affect the character of a neighborhood which includes rules on the outside design of the house and the front yard. not something i am happy about myself. beyond that these rules are mostly about things directly affect and cause problems for the neighbors. otherwise a homeowner has the right to do whatever they want on their property.

as for the freedom to choose an HOA. no such freedom exists. because my choice of where i live is not defined by the HOA but by other considerations like location and cost and most importantly, availability. the argument that i could have moved somewhere else if i didn't like this HOA is not really reasonable given the housing shortage in most places.

the right to live somewhere trumps the freedom of association

AmericanChopper
6 replies
6h43m

they are doing it to exclude those that don't fit into their style of life. it's discrimination, plain and simple.

Freedom of association is the freedom to associate with whoever you choose and not to associate with anybody you choose not to. You can’t have feeedom of association without the freedom to discriminate against people you don’t want to associate with.

the argument that i could have moved somewhere else if i didn't like this HOA is not really reasonable given the housing shortage in most places.

Less than a third of US households are a part of HOAs, with most of them being apartments (where that type of regulation is typical almost everywhere in the world). Your argument that HOAs are monopolising housing supply doesn’t stand up to the facts.

AlexandrB
4 replies
6h26m

You can’t have feeedom of association without the freedom to discriminate against people you don’t want to associate with.

So I should be free to leave an HOA? No wait, I can't without selling my house as well. Restricting the right to free association as a condition for purchasing housing seems onerous.

AmericanChopper
3 replies
6h14m

How could you end up in an HOA without choosing the be in one? You couldn’t…

Freedom of association isn’t a magic ability that means you can never regret entering a contract.

em-bee
2 replies
5h31m

how? by not being able to find a house that is not governed by an HOA

nradov
0 replies
5h3m

Don't be ridiculous. Every metropolitan area has some homes for sale which aren't part of an HOA. If you don't like the price or location or school district or something then that's your problem, not an issue with the concept of HOAs.

lupusreal
0 replies
4h49m

But you can, so what are you even complaining about?

em-bee
0 replies
5h32m

80% of homes on sale today come with an HOA (according to john oliver)

germanier
1 replies
6h46m

In Germany there is the in some - but not all - aspects similar concept of WEG (Wohneigentumsgemeinschaft).

em-bee
0 replies
5h34m

ah, right, but those are only in apartment buildings. it's a good place to research though what responsibilities and powers those have.

crmd
1 replies
5h31m

In the United States it would be discrimination if, for example, the rules were selectively enforced against people of a certain protected class such as race or religion.

HOA control is simply a covenant written into the deed of certain properties by the original developer that is then inherited in perpetuity by future deed holders.

The deeds of all properties on certain blocks in my neighborhood have a similar covenant saying that your building must be set back 14 feet from the curb in order to create a luxury boulevard-width sidewalk.

A homeowner can’t sell me the right to build up to the curb or the right to ignore the HOA because they can’t sell a right they never owned in the first place.

Freedom of association is not relevant here.

em-bee
0 replies
4h51m

it is also discrimination if a rule applies to everyone, but only a certain group is actually affected by the rule. for example forbidding to build a ramp would be discriminating against wheelchair users, whereas others don't even need a ramp.

arghwhat
3 replies
8h8m

You do not have the freedom to choose an HOA, only the freedom to move somewhere else. Unless you define "freedom" as "not held captive", I don't think that really counts.

A fun John Oliver video on how corrupt HOA's are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrizmAo17Os

AmericanChopper
2 replies
6h49m

I think HOAs are dumb, but who had ever been forced to buy a home that’s part of an HOA?

lacksconfidence
0 replies
5h10m

It's not a force, it's a choice. When we bought our home every home built in the area in the last 40 years had an HOA. The only non-HOA choices are basically taking a giant gamble on how terribly the previous owners updated it to modern standards, instead of buying something built with modern plumbing and electrics. So sure, the HOA was a choice. But it was forced.

em-bee
0 replies
5h25m

according to the video, that would be 80% of those buying a home today.

gpvos
1 replies
7h46m

Freedom? You usually have to live somewhere near your work or where other family lives, and most HOAs have very similar cookie-cutter rules with the differences determined by something akin to mob rule.

db48x
0 replies
7h26m

Most housing in the US is not part of an HOA. In fact, around half is apartments, and apartment dwellers are subject to rules made by their landlords. In an HOA (or condo association), at least you can vote on the rules or join the board.

Lendal
11 replies
6h20m

Most people in the US don't live in an HOA. You may join one and enjoy its benefits, or not. Nobody is forced to. Many people want to join an HOA to enjoy its benefits but not obey its rules. These are the type of people who believe they are the center of the universe yet are in such a unique position that the laws of the rest of the universe don't apply to them.

_heimdall
10 replies
6h6m

Its worth noting that its common, at least in my experience, for HOA membership to be part of a real estate purchase contract. Meaning, if you want to buy a house and it happens to be in a neighborhood with an HOA, you don't have the option to buy that house and not join the HOA.

I've never understood why we allow that to be legal, just like neighborhoods or complexes that are age restricted, but we allow it none the less.

mattmaroon
5 replies
5h47m

We allow it to be legal because:

1. Most homes aren’t in an HOA, so you have plenty of options if you don’t like it.

2. It prevents all sorts of tragedies of the commons.

3. HOAs would have no power at all if you could opt out. It has to be part of the contract. They can be dissolved entirely, but that’s the only mechanism for getting out.

4. We believe in individual freedom, which includes the ability to chose to trade freedom for certain benefits. I trade my freedom to leave a rusty old boat in my driveway for the benefit of not having my neighbors do that. Most of us don’t have or want the sorts of things that bring down property values and don’t want to suddenly find ourselves living next to people who do.

This is perhaps a symptom of a larger problem: homes are very expensive. If homes were cheap and moving were easy, perhaps HOAs would never have been invented. But for most Americans who own one a home is a substantial portion of their net worth. We want to protect it.

People who complain about HOAs existing are the same as the people who complain about EVs. If you don’t want one, don’t buy it.

_heimdall
2 replies
5h7m

1. Most homes aren’t in an HOA, so you have plenty of options if you don’t like it.

That'd be an interesting stat to see, I assume it varies greatly by location.

2. It prevents all sorts of tragedies of the commons.

How so? Collective power can make tragedy of the commons problems worse. While a single family likely wouldn't buy up an adjacent piece of woods to clear for a neighborhood park, an HOA may be able to do that before someone else buys and develops the woods.

3. HOAs would have no power at all if you could opt out. It has to be part of the contract. They can be dissolved entirely, but that’s the only mechanism for getting out.

HOAs have whatever power the community gives them, there's nothing saying an HOA couldn't be optional. I actually lived in a neighborhood outside of Seattle with an optional HOA, it worked just fine.

4. We believe in individual freedom, which includes the ability to chose to trade freedom for certain benefits. I trade my freedom to leave a rusty old boat in my driveway for the benefit of not having my neighbors do that. Most of us don’t have or want the sorts of things that bring down property values and don’t want to suddenly find ourselves living next to people who do.

And that's totally reasonable. My point wasn't that there aren't incentives for homeowners to make that choice for themselves, only that it has always felt like an infringement of rights to legally bind a property to HOA governance.

People who complain about HOAs existing are the same as the people who complain about EVs. If you don’t want one, don’t buy it.

I'm not sure where you're getting this anecdote, but here I am complaining about HOAs and I own an EV. This analogy really doesn't fit, one person's decision to buy an EV has no impact on other's right to choose what to buy where as an HOA does.

mattmaroon
1 replies
4h20m

I suppose the commons issue depends on how you define the commons. HOAs often have communal areas like a pool. A communal pool with many owners no HOA would quickly become a disaster and probably form something like an HOA really fast.

An optional HOA would just be opted out of by the worst offenders. If the whole goal is to keep your neighbors from ruining your property value, the ones who do would just opt out. The guy with the car on blocks can just sell himself his own house to get out of it.

How is anything you get into willingly an infringement on your rights? Nobody ever had to buy a house that had to remain inside an HOA. They chose to and can choose not to.

That’s what I meant by the EV thing. You’re complaining about a choice other people made willingly. Why not just not make the choice and let others do it?

_heimdall
0 replies
17m

That's interesting, I'm not actually sure how a community pool would really exist without an entity that's responsible for it (either an HOA, the city/county, or a private club).

How is anything you get into willingly an infringement on your rights?

Sure, once you sign the contract you've agreed to it. My point is just that it seems unreasonable for an HOA to effectively claim authority or ownership over a piece of property. I once lived in an HOA neighborhood that was in legal proceedings with a neighbor who refused to play along, the neighborhood was pretty damn close to foreclosing on the property before the owner finally sold and left.

The EV example is still very different though. Buyers can choose to but any vehicle they want, there is no higher authority attempting to claim authority over some vehicles and requiring you submit to their rules and pay a membership fee. Buy an EV or don't, its totally up to the buyer. Additionally, when an EV owner wants to sell they aren't limited to the pool of buyers willing to join a private club, you just sell the car.

supplied_demand
0 replies
5h14m

==If homes were cheap and moving were easy, perhaps HOAs would never have been invented. But for most Americans who own one a home is a substantial portion of their net worth. We want to protect it.==

It may not have been the reason for their invention (I can't find information on that), but they certainly exploded in popularity in an effort to restrict people from selling their homes to non-white people (see: Racially Restrictive Covenants). It's kind of ironic to see people laud them as a form of "freedom" while their history as a tool of blatant racial discrimination is available for all to read.

==People who complain about HOAs existing are the same as the people who complain about EVs. If you don’t want one, don’t buy it.==

Doesn't this act as a type of restriction on housing supply thus increasing the upward pressure on housing costs by limiting options? Not to mention the actual costs of funding the HOA, which directly increases housing prices.

NoMoreNicksLeft
0 replies
3h58m

Most homes aren’t in an HOA, so you have plenty of options if you don’t like it.

If we are talking about suburban/urban homes, some large percentage are in an HOA. Most people who own instead of renting do have to contend with HOAs. There are not plenty of options. In many cases, there are no other options at all.

It prevents all sorts of tragedies of the commons.

What sort of "tragedy of the commons" does it prevent, exactly? That because I was laid off and had to take a lower-paying, higher-houred job, my house goes unpainted a little too long, and now the paint's peeling and chipping? That because of weather, I had to wait 3 extra weekends to mow the lawn (can't do it when I go home after work, not allowed to do it after 6pm or whatever) and now it's too tall?

These aren't tragedies.

HOAs would have no power at all if you could opt out.

Exactly. But you never bothered to ask why they should ever have power at all. The people who have these powers are people who should never have power under any conceivable circumstances. If there were a way to somehow discover people who craved to be on HOA boards, I would support a constitutional amendment to rescind their voting rights.

We believe in individual freedom, which includes the ability to chose

Spoken by the sort of person who cheers on as the non-HOA choices dwindle to nothing.

I have a compromise that just occurred to me. If, for instance, only 1.2% of homes within a given region (perhaps legislative districts) could be included within an HOA, and if the HOAs had to bid on an HOA license, such that they're competing with each other to be included in the HOA... then the true cost of HOA apologism could be factored into the market. If you want to live in one, and if that HOA has to pay for a $12 million annual license (they could easily be bid up this high, and if you're honest with yourself you know I'm right), then who am I to tell you HOAs are bad? You're paying a premium for it and it's restricted to a tiny fraction of all available homes.

If homes were cheap and moving were easy, perhaps HOAs would never have been invented.

Not even close to how this works. The people who favor HOAs are emotionally invested in how others manage their own households. They're not the kind of people who are easily chased away. Quite the contrary, they want to chase others away. You know, the wrong kind of people.

People who complain about HOAs existing are the same as the people who complain about EVs. If you don’t want one, don’t buy it.

Funny that example, you belong to a political constituency that is doing whatever they can to make it illegal to sell any non-EV.

freeopinion
2 replies
4h56m

Let's say I sell you a basketball with some restrictions. For instance, you are never allowed to kick the ball. If you ever kick the ball, some pre-defined penalty is imposed.

You might say that I didn't sell the ball. I sold a bundle of rights regarding the ball, but I retained some other bundle of rights.

Your gym membership accords you some rights, but not all rights to the gym equipment. Do you think that should be illegal?

As long as a contract clearly delineates which rights are included and excluded I don't understand why you would want this to be illegal.

You might question why somebody would buy a car that contains a radio but the purchase of the car doesn't include the radio and the new owner is not allowed to manipulate the radio. It may not make sense to you. But that doesn't make the arrangement illegal.

SpaceNoodled
1 replies
2h30m

Illegality and immorality are too often at odds.

_heimdall
0 replies
16m

Laws that the majority view as immoral should just be abolished. We don't do that nearly enough, but that'd be a part of any functional legal system that's actually designed by and for the people.

hylaride
0 replies
3h47m

I don't understand it myself, but some people like the forced conformity and the legal requirement to fund and maintain certain amenities, including streets, etc. Maybe it's an (over)reaction to "to much freedom" in some sense of the phrase. It's probably also a way to bypass greater government and keep infrastructure funds more hyper-local, which can have social consequences.

That being said I live in a condominium, but it's an apartment-style one. It's the only way I can afford to live in the central city. In that case there needs to be some setup to maintain the elevators, overall structure, and other common elements. But if I owned a house with actual land, the only restrictions I'd want are on actual nuisances (mostly continuous noise - a party once in awhile is fine) or safety.

mattmaroon
3 replies
5h59m

That is not how HOAs work. They have a very defined set of rules, and a very defined process for changing and enforcing those rules. You are not at the mercy of anyone.

Local laws supersede HOA rules where they conflict and often cause “grandfathering” when HOA rules change. For instance, my condo board tried to get me to remove my grill. I pointed out that nowhere in the condo bylaws was a grill mentioned. They said something about city fire codes, so I got a note from the fire department. They were unable to force me to do anything.

HOAs in my city have passed rules saying owners may not use their condos for short term rental. But my city law says that changes do not apply to people who owned their rentals before the rules changed. So new owners may not but old ones still can.

Rule of law still applies, and everything is agreed to when you buy the property. You could simply buy a home outside of an HOA, so this is, squarely, freedom of association.

Nobody was implying that other countries do not have this freedom, in fact, he said the fact that they do is why he did not need to justify it.

NoMoreNicksLeft
1 replies
4h13m

You are not at the mercy of anyone.

In many jurisdictions within the United States, an HOA can assess fines for exceedingly trivial violations, then after the fines remain unpaid for a time period as short as 6 weeks, file to sell your home at auction to pay the fees. They can take your home from you, evict you from it, and this is deemed perfectly legal. Do they have to provide proof, for instance, that your grass was actually one half inch too tall? No, there is no adversarial process where they would have to prove that were the case.

I pointed out that nowhere in the condo bylaws was a grill mentioned. They said something about city fire codes, so I got a note from the fire department. They were unable to force me to do anything.

It must be very thrilling to be able to be an amateur lawyer and win a case. Have fun, because those people tend to hold grudges. My experience is that you'll never have a week of peace for as long as you live there again.

mattmaroon
0 replies
1h59m

This all happened 3 years ago. I’ve never heard a word from my HOA since. I think the HOA board actually believed it was against fire code, but it turns out that’s only true if you’re not on the ground floor. (My community is 4 stories so 3/4 of people cannot have grills). Other grills have appeared since.

They can only assess you fines for violations of rules you agreed to. And fines are usually small. For instance, in my last HOA, they fined me $15 for having A flag holder. I ignored the warning because it was there when I bought the place and I didn’t really want it anyway, and then when the fine came, I simply removed the flag holder and paid $15. Most of the cases were the end up confiscating somebody’s property is because they are simply egregiously not doing something they had already signed a contract saying they would do. I am sure there are cases, they always are, but it isn’t a legitimate problem.

mechanicalpulse
0 replies
3h56m

That is not how HOAs work. They have a very defined set of rules, and a very defined process for changing and enforcing those rules. You are not at the mercy of anyone.

This. I live in a drama-free HOA and appreciate it for what it is and does. I had to review and agree to the covenants of my HOA as a condition for closing. The rule most likely to be in violation here is something along the lines of “only operational automobiles in good condition are permitted to be parked in the driveway; any boats, recreational vehicles, broken down or unsightly vehicles must be behind a fence”. The whole point is to maintain a clean, safe, attractive, and ultimately desirable neighborhood so as to protect property values on behalf of the association’s members.

Although this homeowner’s actions are characteristic of malicious compliance, I believe the net effect is precisely in line with the stated purpose of the HOA: in compliance with the rules, an elegant mural depicting a pristine boat now adorns a new fence that restricts sight of and access to a boat of unknown condition. Anyone driving by looking to buy might come away with a chuckle and the sense that the neighborhood is committed to maintaining a safe and attractive environment for homeowners.

maicro
0 replies
4h58m

As an American with a strong general preference for the metric system, "eagles per square burger" is my new favorite sarcastic unit.

kennethwolters
0 replies
8h40m

Switzerland is an "ultra-localist" country according to Nassim Nicholas Taleb and I'd agree. The Kantons have more power than the federal government. So in essence, Switzerland and the USA are much alike. It's just that the USA has a flavor of this localism so extreme and chaotic that the resident in a way is supposed to relocate to a better place if they don't like it (see residents fleeing California for better places). Switzerland seems to have a more orderly form of localism where instead of the resident, the representative moves.

Calavar
14 replies
9h46m

Freedom of association is missing the point when it comes to HOAs.

There's some very significant differences between freedom to associate in a book club and freedom to associate in an HOA. If you don't like a book club, there is no scenario in which you are contractually obligated to join it and pay membership fees indefinitely. And the bookclub doesn't have broad legal authority, backed by the courts, to dictate how you maintain, use, and sell your personal property or even aspects of your lifestyle.

dullcrisp
10 replies
9h17m

Book clubs aside, the ability to join a HOA is a freedom. Contrarily, if the Supreme Court forces New York City to allow guns in its Walmarts, that would be a restriction of freedom.

Freedom isn’t the same as lawlessness.

madeofpalk
2 replies
7h14m

Is there a freedom to not join a HOA? Freedom to not associate?

db48x
1 replies
7h9m

Of course there is; just don't buy a house that is part of an HOA. Most houses in the US are not part of any HOA. Apartments are also not part of HOAs (but of course anyone living there has to follow the rules put down by the owners, and it’s not like the residents get to vote on those). Condos are always part of a condo association, but those are a fraction of the housing in the US.

Also, if your neighbor asks you to vote to create an HOA, vote against it.

beaeglebeachedd
0 replies
6h53m

Covenants are separate from the deed and title searches fail to uncover them all the time. That's part of the problem, you buy a deed and some boomer crawls out from 6 feet under to unilaterally impose his will. It's infuriating as this crept up constantly when I was looking for land to build a tiny house and many sellers didn't even know some dead boomer made it illegal to not build a mcmansion in some ancient document the title clerk digs up.

That some dead previous owner can unilaterally say 'none of that' and it be binding on subsequent transfers and heirs is opposite the freedom of association.

maxerickson
1 replies
7h11m

HOAs are often tied to a piece of land, with it being mandatory to join if you buy the land.

You are free to not buy the land of course.

throw0101c
0 replies
6h56m

HOAs are often tied to a piece of land, with it being mandatory to join if you buy the land.

Legally speaking one is often not buying the land but rather buying the unit. The land on which the unit sits is owned by a corporation (HOA), and as a condition of the lease you must abide by the corporation's rules.

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leasehold_estate

If you don't want to live by an HOA's rules then don't live on the HOA's land, but rather your own land:

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freehold_(law)

hiatus
1 replies
8h22m

Businesses can't discriminate against different races either, you give up some freedoms when you hold yourself open to the public.

dullcrisp
0 replies
8h6m

You’re right, disallowing race-based discrimination is also a restriction of freedom. I’m not arguing that all freedoms are good.

15155
1 replies
9h12m

NYC banning guns in Walmart is a restriction of freedom, per Bruen.

dullcrisp
0 replies
8h49m

The SCOTUS doesn’t define the concept of freedom.

gpvos
0 replies
7h40m

It would be a freedom if you could own a house in that area and not join the HOA.

db48x
2 replies
9h33m

I never said that all groups were equivalent, only that they are similar. Book clubs have rules, and if you violate them they will punish you. Very likely the punishment will be limited to not inviting you back, but that is because book clubs are very informal. HOAs are formal, and are formed for the specific purpose of regulating the use of property, particularly common property. Thus it should be no surprise that they do so.

kashunstva
1 replies
7h11m

regulating the use of property, particularly common property

I don’t think anyone would argue with their regulation of common property; it’s their petty interference in private property that’s the rub.

db48x
0 replies
7h1m

Remember that everyone disagrees about what is petty and what is not. Take the current article: some would argue that requiring a vehicle (such as the boat) to be parked in a place where it cannot be seen from the street is petty, and that the HOA is petty for having such a rule. Yet many many cities and towns across America have similar parking rules. They were put in place by a reasonably democratic process, so it must be that there is a fair amount of disagreement over whether they are petty or not. You have the same recourse in both cases: vote, join the local government, or move somewhere less petty.

primitivesuave
13 replies
9h3m

I would add that this statement might equally apply to government - that is, if you disagree with the policies of a local government (property tax too high, school district underperforming, etc), move somewhere else. If you disagree with your state, move to another one. And if you disagree with national policies, immigrate to a country whose policies you agree with. But therein lies the pitfall of freedom of association - if you disagree with your HOA, or your local/state/federal government, you may not have the financial or legal means to change your situation.

I see a dichotomy of "associations with oversight" and the converse (associations with no oversight). If your HOA forces you to build a fence, there is no appeal process similar to if a government entity charges you with a crime (e.g. appeal to a state/federal circuit court and ultimately to a supreme court). Within each is an enforcement mechanism that may or may not work. In your dinner party example, which is an association with no oversight, a naked table dancer may simply crash the subsequent gatherings. In all levels of government, there are those who continue to hold their position regardless of the misdeeds and accusations levied against them.

Perhaps that is the essential trade-off of freedom, to be free to associate with any group of people despite the possibility of being victimized by them (now or in the future).

lores
8 replies
7h53m

Not a dig on you, but I find it telling that in discussions about the freedom of upping up and leaving, money is always mentioned as a limiting factor, but never community. For many, moving means losing the social ties they have, and that can be devastating. I wonder if it's a HN or American oversight.

randomdata
4 replies
5h54m

What do you mean? Per the discussion, escaping social ties is the whole point of wanting to leave. If you fit into the community, what reason would there be to leave?

lores
3 replies
3h21m

You can have a community in the neighbourhood who aren't ruling the HOA.

randomdata
2 replies
3h18m

But then said community will overthrow the HOA, so, again, no reason to leave. The earlier suggestion of leaving was based on a situation where you don't find the community you need. Escaping the social ties was the sole reason for leaving. Why would escaping a community that you don't fit into be the same limiting factor that keeps you there? That doesn't make any sense.

lores
1 replies
3h15m

Why would you think that is the case?

randomdata
0 replies
3h14m

Because I do not believe that HOAs are magic. What makes you think that they are?

alistairSH
1 replies
6h49m

Does HN have a higher than average # of immigrants or first-generation citizens? That could explain it.

SpaceNoodled
0 replies
2h27m

No, introverts.

nradov
0 replies
4h59m

My grandparents immigrated to the USA and lost all their social ties. They were better off for it.

CogitoCogito
3 replies
7h58m

Yeah I'm having trouble understanding how /u/db48x's logic doesn't apply equally well to all political systems. Maybe the next time someone complains to me about Biden's policies, I should just respond that they don't understand freedom.

db48x
2 replies
7h13m

The USA believes so hard in the freedom of association that we are willing to let people leave whenever they want. You don’t need permission, just find somewhere better and go there. Compare that with the Soviet Union, or East Germany, or China, or North Korea. In those countries leaving may technically be allowed, but may require a lifetime of asking for permission. The Soviet Union didn’t even provide its own people with maps lest they find out where the borders were.

ohmyiv
0 replies
4h54m

Compare that with the Soviet Union, or East Germany, or China, or North Korea

Would it be better to compare current, non-totalitarian governments, such as EU, Australia, or the like? It kind of sounds disingenuous to use extreme examples. (No dig to you or your opinion, just don't see how using those examples helps.)

mlrtime
0 replies
6h0m

As an American "leaving" you may need to pay your taxes on the way out (giving up citizenship).

robryk
9 replies
7h54m

HOAs require more than (or a very specific extension of) freedom of association to exist: they require an ability to bind any future owners of a piece of land to join the HOA (regardless of how they acquired that land: via sale, inheritance, bankruptcy, ...). For property that's not real estate that's usually not possible (see e.g. inability of companies to provide binding promises on how the data they have are used after they go bankrupt). Given that this ability applies very inconsistently across types of property, it doesn't seem like an essential part of freedom of association.

throw0101c
7 replies
7h1m

HOAs require more than […] freedom of association to exist: they require an ability to bind any future owners of a piece of land to join the HOA […].

You are often not buying a piece of land when you move to a HOA-linked residence, rather you can be buying a particular unit, but there are also 'common areas' that are the property of the legal entity of the HOA.

If you do not want to be part of an HOA then you have to purchase what is called (at least in Canada) freehold land.

While most people hear the word “condo” and think of an apartment style unit, that’s not always the case. Some townhouses (and even certain detached homes) are considered condos too.

* https://teamkate.ca/difference-freehold-condo-home

* https://www.squareyards.ca/blog/freehold-vs-leasehold-regart...

* https://wowa.ca/freehold-meaning

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freehold_(law)

If you do not want to be part of an HOA tell your real estate broker that this is one of the criteria for where you want to live.

NoMoreNicksLeft
3 replies
4h19m

If you do not want to be part of an HOA tell your real estate broker that this is one of the criteria for where you want to live.

Yes, tell your realtor "I don't want to look at any of the properties you have for sale, or any properties within the greater [insert city here] metro area, or for that matter any geographical location within 100 miles of here". He'd look at you less strangely, and might even chuckle instead of telling you to go fuck yourself and to not waste his time.

And the best part of all is that these two requests are essentially identical.

nilamo
1 replies
1h4m

People talk to real estate agents? I thought things like Zillow completely eliminated that step...

insane_dreamer
0 replies
38m

All Zillow does is put you in touch with a real estate agent.

marssaxman
0 replies
16m

Where do you live? That sounds terrible.

I would never consider any house encumbered with an HOA, and I would fire any realtor who ignored my wishes by showing one - but it's never been an issue here in Seattle.

anymouse123456
1 replies
5h43m

I have no idea about Canada, but in the US, there are lots of single-family home neighborhoods that have, "Home Owner's Associations".

skeeter2020
0 replies
5h27m

the GP wasn't talking about the type of structure but the legal organization of the property ownership. Canadian provinces have a Condominium Property Act that defines the legislative framework. The implementation can vary by types of units (ranging from apartment-style to single family homes) and the ownership - typically "you own the inside; communal outside" or "you own the inside & dirt; communal outside and shared public spaces". You don't hear talk of "The HOA" but rather "The Condo Board"

javagram
0 replies
3h37m

The local government in many areas is often requiring an HOA to be formed for new developments to manage stormwater and road maintenance that they don’t want to be responsible for.

In those situations the HOA could be seen as government imposed rather than purely “freedom of association”.

I own a 100 year old home so there is no HOA but it’s difficult for most people to afford such homes since there’s a limited supply and they’re often either in highly desirable or blighted city centers.

BobaFloutist
0 replies
1h47m

In all fairness, if the majority of the members of the HOA don't like them, surely they could vote to disband it?

jl6
6 replies
8h12m

It's an interesting tradeoff of freedoms when you consider how free a person is to leave a HOA. Purely legally speaking, they are free to leave at any time if the HOA starts to enforce unjust restrictions - but practically speaking, moving house is onerous and many are not in a position to do it. This is essentially a contract where you enter freely, but the other party has the ability to vary the terms unilaterally, and your only recourse is to exit.

A tech analogy comes to mind. We freely choose to host our workloads in a Server Owner's Association (sorry, cloud service provider), and we take on the risk that the provider may change the offering and impose restrictions that we don't like. They will tell us that we are free to leave at any time, but switching clouds can be non-trivial to say the least, leaving us feeling trapped and decidedly unfree.

The freedom to enter into private contracts is the freedom to bind oneself.

db48x
4 replies
7h20m

I would say that your first recourse is the ability to read all the financial documents. As a property owner in an HOA you have every right to read the contracts that your HOA has signed, to audit the books, and to otherwise verify that the HOA board is doing their job correctly. Second recourse is to vote in the elections. If you elect petty tyrants, you get petty tyranny. Third is to run for the board yourself to make sure things are being done correctly.

And if all that is too tiresome then yea, sell your property and buy a house that isn’t in an HOA. Most houses aren’t.

pavel_lishin
2 replies
6h23m

Isn't this just the "if you don't like it, leave" argument?

Selling your house and buying a different one that isn't in an HOA isn't as trivial as you make it sound. And in some parts of the country, it's rather difficult to find a house that isn't part of an HOA - in Texas, many neighborhoods get built with an HOA built-in.

FeloniousHam
1 replies
5h49m

There's a disconnect in these comments that suggest a homeowner is forced into an HOA; for the vast (vast!) majority of cases, the HOA (and it's publicly available rules) are pre-existing to the home purchase. The rules can be annoying, but the primary purpose is the preserve the sale value of the properties.

I'm ambivalent about an HOA, but my father's neighbors probably wished they had one when they were selling their house (he had two broken cars and one broke down lawn mower in the driveway for years).

pavel_lishin
0 replies
5h10m

Well, that's true - nobody is forced to buy a house. (Though, sometimes, they inherit one that's hard to sell due to an HOA.)

But on the other hand, housing supply is limited. Sometimes your choices are "a decent house close to a decent school with an HOA" or "I guess we'll move seven hours away from everyone we've ever known" or "The neighbor's meth lab probably won't detonate this year, right?"

alistairSH
0 replies
6h52m

Most houses arent

I’m sure this is true nationally, but does it hold locally for areas with good employment prospects? And once you remove apartments (which don’t have HOAs but are subject to the tyranny of the landlord instead)?

Genuinely asking because I can’t think of too many areas in NoVA that don’t have HOAs.

Correction… There are areas of older housing without, but any subdivisions built since the 80s seems to have one. The areas without tend to be older “downtown” areas (Arlington - very expensive) or on the outskirts (Fairfax Station - very expensive).

Lendal
0 replies
5h59m

This is a great analogy. I can think of one area in which it might be different though. In smaller HOAs such as mine, the HOA almost never takes any action of its own volition. It's almost always the result of some neighbor making a complaint forcing the HOA's hand, then the neighbor hides behind whatever action they compel the HOA to make. The HOA becomes the boogeyman and goes on the news, while the actual complainant gets to remain safely anonymous.

I've seen corporate firms that run HOAs professionally where they run a much more proactive/activist HOA, but in the case of my neighborhood we didn't like the results so we fired them. It was too much hawkishness about rules and the fees were heading through the roof. The more leisurely neighbor-complaint model seems to work better unfortunately. It's more efficient, even though it's quite a cowardly system if you ask me. It's better than the alternatives such as having anarchy.

kennethwolters
4 replies
9h2m

The more a person is dependent on "associated or local governments" [1] relative to "national or supernational governments", the more freedom they enjoy.

This is somewhat counter-intuitive because one might think that if e.g. every resident of a nation had to obey a singular and simple set of national rules, that would promote freedom more than having governments and rules differ between regions.

I wont go deeply into the underlying mechanisms of why the more chaotic choice promotes freedom while the more orderly choice reduces freedom but it has something to do with organisations competing for members and members being willing/free to move between those organisations.

[1] HOAs, school districts, unions, chapters, guilds, bars, insurances

em-bee
2 replies
5h37m

but there is no competition among HOAs. there isn't enough freedom to move around. there isn't even a chaotic choice because most HOAs are the same. and when 80% of homes sold today are governed by an HOA there is also no choice not to join one.

and i am not buying the whole argument. if we accept a hierarchy of governing structures, from the HOA at the bottom, and let's go all the way, the united nations at the top, each level has a a certain set of responsibilities and powers. the difference in the levels is determined by how centralized or distributed those are. but there is no escaping the levels.

the problem is that it is unclear who is responsible to deal with overreach. in the US HOAs are largely unregulated, and so there is no protection against overreach. and in particular, they are not government but private organizations.

i am of the opinion that mandatory membership in an organization makes that organization an extension of government, and thus it should be bound by the rules local governments must follow.

kennethwolters
1 replies
3h58m

I anticipated this type of reply that states that for HOAs there is not enough freedom of movement and diversity of "HOA flavours" to reap the benefits of this localist/federalist system. And you are right. The situation seems dire and the question is how do we solve this problem?

Do we do so by smashing HOAs (and giving the responsibilities to someone else)? I believe this is the wrong approach because it will destroy any potential for this localist (and thus inherently good, imo) system to heal. You're basically passing the baton onto another entity that might do a better job off the start but will inevitably fail because it is even less capable of evolving.

I'd rather try to discourage rigidity/complacency and incentivise innovation in the HOA-space which is much more complex to implement but better than smashing HOAs.

Regarding your point about "not buying the whole argument": I think it would be foolish to organise a military or pandemic-prevention-force on a municipal level. The levels need to exist and some higher levels have responsibilities that the lower levels don't have. I absolutely believe that this is good.

In conclusion, somehow communities of a certain region need to be organised if they want to be organised, especially when the region is densely populated. I'd rather organise these communities through self-emergent associations than top-down mandated government. And yes, the self-emergent association-type HOA is broken. I'd rather fix it than replace it with a inherently worse alternative.

em-bee
0 replies
3h28m

sorry for not expressing myself clearly. by not buying the argument i was referring to the idea that we can be more or less dependent on levels of government. i believe we are always 100% dependent on all levels. but in some ways we are always less dependent on local levels of government because we can move. but i have the impression we are applying different definitions to terms here, especially to what it means to be dependent.

for the most part i actually agree with you. i too favor a localist/federalist approach. and where i said you can't escape the levels, i might have added: nor should you want to. because as you say, the levels need to exist.

one of the problems i see in the US is that while the system is doing relatively well at the federalist approach, not enough is done to protect the weaker individuals from those with power over them. especially at the local level.

so while i agree that experimentation is good, certain basic rights need to be safeguarded.

another thing is fixing vs replacing HOAs. again that comes down to what fixing or replacing mean.

it is important to me that organizations that govern my life in a community are actually considered government.

an HOA currently only involves homeowners, but not those who rent there. that's the first thing i would fix. so HOAs become neighborhood councils. and beyond that it is just a matter of levels. so if you mean that replacing local HOAs with a community council covering a larger area is a bad idea, then i agree with you. i mean to replace it with a different democratic structure at the same level, with largely the same responsibilities but with more clear restrictions to protect individual rights and freedoms.

eru
0 replies
8h26m

I'm OK with national governments, if the nation in question is a city state.

All hail Singapore!

gizmo686
4 replies
4h37m

HOAs are not a story of free association. They are a story of privatization.

We used to have local government deal with local governance. But local governments decided they didn't want to do that anymore, so they started encouraging the creation of HOAs to deal with all of those pesky local governance issues.

If all thar mattered was free association, the fix would be very simple. Enshrine into the the right to leave an HOA. But states won't do that, because once people leave, they will except their local governments to start providing the same services the HOAs do, and all of those local governments are going to complain to the state government.

corysama
2 replies
4h22m

Felt this when I bought my first house and a week after the sale finalized, my situation changed dramatically and unexpectedly. I needed to move across the country, but the HOA had a strict No Renters clause.

So, I had to choose between 1) Spend 30 years paying the mortgage for a house no one can use. 2) Turn around and sell the house I just bought.

em-bee
1 replies
2h47m

that's why i don't like to buy property. presumably you didn't want to just sell again because of the effort involved. if buying and selling was easier and guaranteed to never sell at a loss, then this would not be an issue. how did you resolve the problem?

corysama
0 replies
55m

I ate it. Turned around and sold at a small loss on price, bigger loss on all the costs associated with the process.

em-bee
0 replies
2h53m

this is really the crux of the issue. HOAs should really be treated and organized like neighborhood level government councils.

okasaki
2 replies
9h8m

This is some extreme mental gymnastics where restrictions are actually freedoms.

By the same logic, how about a freedom for the government to limit your speech? Now censorship is freedom and free speech is a restriction.

mensetmanusman
0 replies
6h53m

Traffic signs are limits on freedom, but they increase the net freedom to travel. Some things have a higher second derivative of freedom.

eru
0 replies
8h24m

The ability to do censorship would be a freedom for the government, yes. It's also a restriction on you.

I don't like HOAs, but the ability to form or join a HOA is definitely a part of individual freedom.

Just like the ability to eg enter into a non-disclosure agreement or any other kind of contract.

xdennis
0 replies
4h26m

Someone always scoffs, but I think it is usually a sign that they don’t really understand freedom.

Others understand freedom from the perspective of the individual. Americans understand freedom from the perspective of the state.

In the first case, you're free if you can practically do something. In the second case you're free if the government doesn't ban it, regardless of whether you can actually do it.

Take for example the issue of ads on Smart TVs. There's no law that says you have to have ads on them, but in practice it's impossible to buy a TV which doesn't flood you with ads.

People in the first case consider that if a law is passed to ban embedding ads on TVs, then that increases the freedom in the world. Americans consider that banning such ads is a horrible government overreach which hurts the feelings of poor billionaires, and that if people want, they can always buy TVs with no ads, even though no such TVs exist.

They prefer an imaginary freedom to a practical one.

tuyiown
0 replies
4h43m

People who end up in a petty HOA usually regret it, and come to see joining any HOA as a big mistake.

I'm pretty sure that freedom of association is strongly tied to being able to quit the association freely. I don't think that the condition of having to change home to quit an association is a reasonable term.

shadowgovt
0 replies
6h20m

But when those groups are tied to real estate ownership they aren't free associations, they are serfdoms.

mihaic
0 replies
5h0m

Your position seems a bit ideological. Ultimate freedom doesn't exist, since pretty much all societies agree that they want to stop people from murdering one another for instance.

Any legal system always has to balance individual liberties and the tyranny of the majority (or a law-giving minority).

An HOA that was useful for 50 years and never created any drama could turn bad next year when they elect some new board members.

That's why countries for instance have constitutions, so the system is hard to change even when someone new takes power.

true freedom includes the freedom to make mistakes, even big mistakes.

That's pretty much the reason why we don't have "true freedom" and we want to stop people from making really terrible and easily avoidable mistakes, like eating food that kills them.

Limiting HOA against petty bullshit requirements (with more freedom for an initial set of bullshit requirements) at least is one of these limitations.

jameshart
0 replies
4h37m

This is a good perspective, and a great case study in understanding how freedoms are always in tension.

The usual remedy to protect people from freely making the mistake of entering into associations that harm them is regulatory, of course.

Employment regulations place certain rules on what you can expect when you choose to throw yourself into association with a company as an employee, to prevent you accidentally finding yourself at the whim of an abusive employer.

Regulating what kinds of things HOAs can demand is a perfectly reasonable thing for governments to do to make it safer for people to purchase houses with confidence they won’t be subjected to egregious restrictions.

So we do end up limiting freedom of association. You can’t join up into an HOA with your neighbors that bans any of you from selling your house to a black family.

insane_dreamer
0 replies
50m

The problem with HOA vs other types of voluntary associations is that it’s very difficult to get out of an HOA — you have literally one recourse: sell and move. That’s a huge barrier because even if you wanted to you may not be able to afford to sell and move. And HOA rules change so the terms you now object to were perhaps not even in place when you agreed to join the HOA. It becomes coercive. When my wife and I last moved to another city and were looking to buy, our first requirement was that our house not be encumbered with an HOA.

ein0p
0 replies
3h54m

Yeah, mortgage debt slaves are forced to associate among themselves and pay money to the most insufferable local busybodies available. That’s the “freedom” we’re talking about here. I’m generally against big govt, but in this case I would gladly pay the same amount to the municipal government instead so that they’d maintain the road and public greenery, and otherwise get out of my hair.

anhner
0 replies
6h56m

There is no freedom of association if there is no freedom FROM association.

That is, if your only option is to buy a house within a HOA or not but that house, you're not really free...

_the_inflator
0 replies
8h34m

Interesting details and case analysis from your side here. HOAs are subject to debate frequently.

Philosophically, freedom has, among other dimensions, the dimension of negative and positive freedom: being free from something and free to do something.

Freedom usually refers to individual rights against the state. Freedom to have private contracts is part of what distinguishes socialism from capitalism.

What you describe regarding group associations is correct. Others are correct, too, when they appeal to freedom as the right to be spared from something.

Freedom to form groups does not mean being forced to join them. That's the point here. HOAs are partly like cartels, in my view.

UniverseHacker
0 replies
3h37m

Unfortunately, in practice most people don’t choose HOAs, they simply can’t afford to live anywhere without one.

2OEH8eoCRo0
0 replies
6h2m

I agree. You can be free without having total anarchy. Some (but not too many) laws/rules/restrictions ironically make us more free.

unsupp0rted
39 replies
10h22m

HOAs are a questionable entity in high-trust societies.

In low-trust societies you wish for an HOA and would gladly pay 10x your property tax to be in one that has rules and enforcement teeth.

Even something as simple as forcing the guy who keeps smoking and talking on speakerphone next to your window from 4pm to 1am to stop doing that.

forgetfreeman
33 replies
10h0m

Nope. You'd be hard pressed to construct a narrative short of failed-state-need-24-hour-armed-security-to-survive where I'd entertain the notion of allowing 3rd parties any kind of say over what I can and can't do on my property.

rafaelmn
19 replies
9h51m

Umm sorry but that's nonsense - externalities of your property impacts your neighborhood and having rules upfront about what's acceptable is a good way to deal with conflicts and setting expectations. Laws have to be defined for the entire country.

If I buy a house in a nice neighborhood and I pay extra because it's a nice neighborhood - I want to know that everyone has some standard of maintenance.

forgetfreeman
18 replies
9h47m

To put it as bluntly as possible I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut what you or others likeminded think is nonsense here. I live on 20 wooded acres surrounded by undeveloped forest lots ranging in size from 40 to 200 acres, the closest neighbor is half a mile away, and I couldn't pick anyone that lives there out of a police lineup if my life depended on it. I chose my location precidely to avoid this creeping horseshit notion that you've got rights over the things I own.

fastball
7 replies
9h25m

So you wouldn't mind if someone bought the property closest to wherever your house is on your 20 acres, cut down the undeveloped forest, and built an abattoir right on the property line?

forgetfreeman
2 replies
5h18m

They couldn't if they tried, zoning laws, local labor costs, and the hyper-consolidation of the meat packing industry make that a complete non-starter. You're trying to goad me into admitting obnoxious neighbors are obnoxious which is self-evident. Generally there are ways to deal with obnoxious neighbors that don't require entitling the rest of the neighborhood to make decisions about one's property. Ironically I've taken the starch our of more than one asshat neighbor by threatening to build a hog pen next to their house, so there is that I suppose.

fastball
0 replies
4h52m

What exactly do you think zoning laws are if not the wider community making decisions about one's property?

ekidd
2 replies
6h18m

HOAs are not the only thing that controls where people can build abattoirs. In much of the US, this is controlled by zoning. And zoning is decided on via local politics, not via a HOA.

I'll take a small town politics over an HOA any day, because the few local HOAs are far more likely to make weird and obnoxious requests.

I live on a dirt road in the woods. I don't care whether my next-door neighbor cuts his lawn or what color he paints his house, or whether he decides to start keeping goats. The landowner across the street is running a tiny part-time farm, and I'm a fan. I know most of my 20 closest neighbors.

I don't mind the occasional HOA for people who want that sort of heavy community control. For me, it was an automatic "no" when buying a house.

fastball
1 replies
4h51m

HOAs are local politics. You're making a distinction without a difference.

Some local politics sucks, some does its job with minimal fuss. The difference is not made by the label you put on the political entity.

ekidd
0 replies
3h5m

Small town politics is based on voting and laws. I can participate in Town Meeting, or call the town manager, or volunteer for a role in town government. And unless I make a spectacular nuisance of myself (or ruin the groundwater or dirt roads), the town doesn't much care what I do with my land.[1]

HOAs are basically private pseudo-governments, and most of the ones around here seem to impose far more stringent rules about how people use their land than the towns do.

[1] If I were operating on a scale beyond an individual homeowner or a small farm, the town would pay more attention. Want to keep a dozen goats or turn 5 acres into a truck farm? Go for it. Want to raise 1,500 pigs with a manure lagoon? You'll need to go through a permitting process.

yourapostasy
0 replies
5h50m

The general rule of thumb I've personally observed (YMMV) with those who hold such absolutist externality related positions is they hold it right up to the minute that someone else much more powerful and deep-pocketed than they start unilaterally imposing externalities upon them. Your abbatoir example is a good one, and the other one I've seen in real life is when a Swift, Cargill or other similar mega-agribusiness setting up a CAFO feedlot next door.

The odor externality from the manure piles/lakes usually riles such characters right up, but that is the least of it. Even when the manure management challenges are properly mitigated (and there are no such CAFO feedlots that can mitigate to only 2-3 incidents per year, it is more like 20-30 per year for the average one), neighboring properties like your parent commentator's are adversely impacted with sharply increased pathogen and contaminants control in their groundwater. As rural properties like your parent poster's usually rely upon well water, this becomes a pretty acute issue for neighbors.

Fracking operations also are frequently very sloppy with their adverse impact upon groundwater, even though they are very diligent upon staying on their property. Redress that makes whole including judicial system interaction expenses is difficult, expensive even for single-digit liquid assets millionaires, and rare.

At the end of the day, this has many characteristics of a classic engineering modeling problem, subject to unperceived historical biases. People who hold absolutist property rights interpretations like your parent poster are generally historically biased to a time period when such interpretations were couched in an energy-poor and population-sparse time of our civilization. Back then, as long as one was within approximately human- and animal-power scales of energy over the generational time span, and rural population densities, externalities from large scaling scenarios were rare for most people, and mostly theoretical. With our current access to energy and ability to rapidly densify neighboring properties, the available externalities to present materially change, and the interpretations (which are actually the mental models we work with) break down in the face of a engineering-like scaling step change that requires categorically different solution spaces.

I'm personally very sympathetic to your parent poster's position, but realistically, my personal experience has informed me of the dynamic I've shared, and I've since substantially modified my position.

jasondigitized
3 replies
7h9m

It’s because you don’t give a flying fuck why HOAs exist. It separates those who are of different likeminds. There is a neighborhood in Austin called Apache Shores for people like you but who do give a flying fuck to know their neighbors. It’s best described as a series of junkyards next to zero scapes next to 70s A-frames next to medieval manor homes. It’s awesome for people who don’t care if their neighbors house looks like a donut shop.

I don’t give a flying fuck that you don’t give a flying fuck about your neighbhors. I want neighbors that care about me and ask if they can have a stick of butter or borrow my table saw or carpool my kids to school. My neighborhood is a true community. We help each other. We organize with each other. We raise kids with each other. All from our huge McMansions with perfect lawns adorned with labradoodles who don’t bark at strangers. It makes my life better and I have never once gotten worked up about some bullshit notion that the HOA is treading on me. It’s possible to like conformity while eating suburban Chipotle while reading Kant. You can be a free thinker while also agreeing to not park your car on your lawn. If you want a pink mailbox and want to use your chainsaw in your birthday suit at 6am go right ahead, in any thousands of neighborhoods or hermitages that allow it in the land where the ratio of eagles to hamburgers is nearly equal. I’ll be in my garage with my neighbor smoking weed with our shirts off, making sawdust, listening to Steely Dan. Oh the tyranny

beaeglebeachedd
1 replies
7h0m

Hoa are the mushroom head of covenants, which I see as one of the greatest threats to liberty. Boomers unilaterally reaching out the grave to encumber property on all transfers and heirs. The contract of course is unsigned by the counterparty yet somehow runs with the land. Due to this nonsense it was almost impossible finding land allowing me to build a tiny house for my family despite no zoning or codes against it.

phil21
0 replies
6h15m

Yep, this is my problem with HoAs. Everyone supporting them loves to bleat about how "voluntary" they are - but any new construction since perhaps the late 80's in my area have been nearly 100%, if not 100%, HoA. This is not voluntary - it's pay to play, and you are practically forced into these living arrangements if you are within a certain socioeconomic class and want to own a home. That I won the lottery and can "opt out" of the situation personally is immaterial. I find the situation at best unethical.

These don't even exist for the standard reasoning any longer. It's turned into a financial grift for developers to avoid paying for improvements, and municipalities to expand the tax base without having to pay for infrastructure. Plenty of "communities" out there currently having their cake and eating it too - at least for the first one or two generations of owners. It's about as sustainable as you'd expect such arrangements to be the more you look into them.

If you want suburban new home construction in my area you have had to buy within a HoA for the past 30 years. It's getting to the point where only the older "city core" and inner ring suburbs come devoid of a HoA. So it's either exceedingly expensive dense urban living or a 2 hour drive from a rural property. Such "choice" indeed.

HoAs kill freedom more than they offer it from my experience. They also slowly suffocate any future development forcing everyone into exceedingly hard to break covenants of the past. The ossification and hollowing out of middle class America continues.

mlrtime
0 replies
5h52m

Not sarcasm but this sounds amazing, show me where to sign on the HOA docs.

rboyd
1 replies
9h34m

You described nearly exactly my little place here in the countryside too. I noticed property taxes were up this year, and the electric co-op cut down two of my favorite trees while I was on vacation because they said they were too close to the lines.

There’s always something. sigh

forgetfreeman
0 replies
5h30m

The power co-op cleared three problem trees after I called them out which opened things up enough that I've been able to drop a bunch more myself with no issues. Got an Alaska mill on the way to process the trunks into lumber, the greenhouse is going in this fall. My only real complaint is the bizarre amount of mice we have on the property, but that's a solvable problem.

15155
1 replies
9h10m

You'll be paying taxes on that land, do you actually own it?

beaeglebeachedd
0 replies
7h6m

Not necessarily. Much of Alaska has no property tax, plus you get a paycheck on oil dividends.

nemo44x
0 replies
7h4m

I think you did well to isolate yourself. But many people are willing to come to agreement on what type of community they want to live in and explicitly regulate antisocial behavior.

It’s great this country is large enough to accommodate all types.

demondemidi
0 replies
8h14m

Funny I lived on 11 acres carved from a 180 acre plot. The 90 year old owner of the surrounding plot died and his children had it logged. For three years loggers were running chainsaws near daily and 18 wheelers were tearing up my small road as they built new ones to feed it. The road was shared from my house to his through my property. Then his teenaged grandkids started running motorcycles through the clear cut and shooting guns. Sitting on my porch used to be pleasant but now it was constant noise. Since the land was unmaintained and unincorporated I had no recourse. I moved before they finished. I check google maps every few years and they are STILL logging.

I forgot to mention that the lack of forest now means I can see floodlights from the local high school sports fields 20 miles away and can hear the freeway traffic that passes through the nearby town, also 20+ miles away. It’s not deafening just annoying and persistent instead of wind blowing through thick forest.

db48x
9 replies
9h52m

You say that, but I bet you already live in a village, town, or city that has quite a lot of rules about what you can and cannot do. Noise ordinances, building codes, safety rules, fire codes, historical preservation, it goes on and on and on.

forgetfreeman
6 replies
9h45m

There's quite a bit of difference between building codes and empowering my neighbors to bitch about the color of my mailbox...

andybak
5 replies
9h38m

Yes but I bet everyone will disagree about exactly where to draw the line between the two types of rule. It's the middle where it gets fractious.

Question - Have you ever lived in a high-density environment? apartment block, terrace row etc.? Someone who has will have a different stance on what is acceptable regulation to someone that's only lived in the density of typical US suburbia.

forgetfreeman
3 replies
5h40m

I've lived in trailer parks, downtown apartments, mid-town housing projects, suburban neighborhoods, hyper rural farming communities, and my car on a few occasions. I don't fuck with my neighbors and won't tolerate being fucked with, regardless of setting.

andybak
2 replies
4h11m

won't tolerate being fucked with,

OK. So you have your own rules, which you enforce on others? That's swell but I can imagine it could lead to problems. Maybe some form of committee where people can settle disputes and agree on standards?

forgetfreeman
0 replies
11m

It's like the concept of common decency is mysterious to you people. Rules? Sure, don't be a complete gaping asshole. Short of that I can generally figure out a way to get along with folks. Do you need a committee to instruct you on how to act?

beaeglebeachedd
0 replies
3h51m

The peoples' glorious committee have never been a good way to protect property rights. Which is part of the reason why many rights are set up to not be subject to democratic opinion.

jeltz
0 replies
8h50m

Not exactly comparable but as someone who has lived all my life in apartments in Sweden have to say that people who grew up Swedish suburbia and moved into the city seems to be the most into deciding what others are allowed to do compared to people who have lived a long time in dense environments.

Could just be that are used to different rules but I would not say we have more rules in the cities.

beaeglebeachedd
1 replies
7h8m

No I don't, I purposely bought a property with no code inspections and no covenants and there's been no code or fire check or noise ordinance for 20+ years. None of the scare stories you hear on here came true, but what did come true is you can actual afford a home because you're not the subject of constant harassment and corruption of code enforcers when building.

db48x
0 replies
6h57m

You are in a minority. The huge salient fact about the last 200 years is the continual movement of the population from rural areas into urban areas.

meetingthrower
2 replies
9h58m

Do you live in the country in a town with no zoning? You might be surprised...

edgyquant
1 replies
4h33m

I lived in a pretty small town growing up and we were forced to sell the car I was going to get at 16 because I was 15 and it had been sitting for months. The city gave us a warning and was going to start fining us everyday until we got rid of it

meowster
0 replies
4h7m

What was the warning for? Not being registered, not moving, etc? Those are things that your parents can fix without you being 16.

ikekkdcjkfke
4 replies
9h11m

But leaf blowers 7 am are fine xD

db48x
3 replies
6h58m

7am is well after sunrise in most places, most of the year. Your personal tolerance for sounds at that hour should not be regarded as universal.

yourapostasy
0 replies
6h20m

A lot of my friends who in their younger years held this position rapidly backpedaled after they added babies to their homes. There are very effective sound mitigation solutions available though, if you're willing and able to afford to remodel the room(s) you want to defend against such external sounds.

I interpret such actions as what to normally expect in a lower trust society and culture. We pay for such settings in many different ways.

prmoustache
0 replies
5h1m

Leaf blowers are noise pollution regardless of the time of the day, which has short and long term effects on health.

mindslight
0 replies
4h34m

And electric lighting exists. If you're going to define when noise is acceptable based on when any significant contingent of people are up and active, then noise at 1AM (3AM on weekends) also falls under that definition. Yet the early riser coalition tends to complain about that...

And never mind that the main value add of leaf blowers (over the traditional rake) is to coat your neighbors with debris and dust, thus necessitating even more cleaning (inside too, if they dared to have their windows open).

Also I'd say it's your characterization of freedom that is a narrow misunderstanding. I'd define freedom as the ability for individuals to make their own choices in the presence of society. Being the only person for miles and thus being "free" to do whatever you want isn't some sensible ideal of freedom, rather it's a pathological case that has made freedom irrelevant. In other words, freedom itself directly depends on tolerance. And by the time a city is forcing someone to build yet another ticky-tack fence to hide the mere sight of a perhaps-ill-advised boat it's clear that there is very little tolerance aka respect for freedom.

matsemann
25 replies
11h8m

Is it some kind of bias in that one only hears about the insane cases, and there are thousands of well-run HOAs for every crazy one? Or is it really that bad?

We don't have that concept in my country. Or, we do have associations that make it so that houses in an area share the upkeep of communal stuff like a park, playground, organize events etc. All things I would think a "normal HOA" would be, but without the ability to impose fines or stuff like that. So I would feel a house with that kind of neighborhood here would be a net positive, as in costs can be shared among more.

willcipriano
14 replies
11h0m

It's this bad. The problem is Boomers.

Boomers mostly worked one job between two people, and had the silent generation to take care of their kids so they had a lot of time for masterbatory lawn care/putting trashcans away the second the trash truck pulls away/nonsense.

Now they are retired and have even more time, but also authority over people far busier than they ever have been.

jack_riminton
10 replies
10h13m

This is one of my favourite HN comments, it’s so true.

Here in the UK the boomers were able to work one job, get a house on an easy mortgage and now they’re old and have nothing to do they campaign against any development that might slightly inconvenience them or reduce their house price (spoiler, most developments wouldn’t)

timthorn
9 replies
9h52m

They'll have had mortgages at 10% or higher, and tied to endowment policies that were often missold. Mortgages weren't easy for boomers, even if house prices were lower.

gnfargbl
7 replies
9h1m

OK, but you've missed the point about relative interest rates on those mortgages. You can't reasonably comment on affordability without taking that into account. As a child in the 1980s with two working "boomer" parents and a modest house in a low COL area, we had no money at all due mostly to mortgage interest rates.

The very real problems with affordability of housing in the UK have a number of causes but the key issue is supply. Successive governments have simply failed to build sufficient housing to meet demand. NIMBYism alone can't explain this lack of investment.

Jochim
3 replies
7h14m

Interest rates get brought up every time this topic is discussed and the math remains the same. Even accounting for the difference in interest rates, people are much worse off today than they were in the 80s.

gnfargbl
1 replies
4h37m

I didn't believe your statement, so I looked up some numbers.

1989:

- Interest rate: 14.5%.

- Average house price: £58k.

- Monthly repayment: £650 (90% LTV, 25 year term).

- Average pre-tax income: £10k.

2024:

- Interest rate: 5.25%.

- Average house price: £282k.

- Monthly repayment: £1500 (90% LTV, 25 year term).

- Average pre-tax income: £35k.

So in 1989, an average mortgage was about 80% of an average gross income. In 2024, an average mortgage is about 50% of an average gross income.

I specifically chose 1989 because it was a year of high interest rates, but you can repeat the calculation for other years if you wish. I don't think the results will support your assertion.

willcipriano
0 replies
2h45m

If you got a mortgage at 14.5% you can refinance it when rates get lower, and people did.

The 2nd group can't "refinance" all the extra principal they owe.

timthorn
0 replies
6h53m

Far more repossessions took place in the 80s and 90s. Times were/are different, but it wasn't easy back then either.

jack_riminton
2 replies
7h54m

And how do you think NIMBY’s have influenced government policy? Perhaps by not voting for anyone who might allow houses to be built near them

gnfargbl
1 replies
6h55m

I think the younger generations (me and you both included) have failed to effectively direct British political discourse towards the issues that actually matter to us. Instead, we allow lazy cliches ("blame boomers", "blame Europe", "blame immigrants") to dominate the conversation. We need to stop doing that.

chownie
0 replies
6h37m

"blame Europe" and "blame immigrants" have had their claws in the UK electorate for longer than the younger generations have existed.

"Blame boomers" has existed for perhaps a decade if we're being generous.

piyushpr134
0 replies
8h25m

you would be surprised to note as to how universally true this comment of yours is. Reporting from India. Here, these folks fight these elections as if there is a billion dollars at the end and then do moral policing ALL day long. Level of turf fights, and self importance behaviour on display at these RWAs (we call them resident welfare association and believe me there is anything there apart from welfare!) is just mind boggling. It is always boomers who win these elections and are president, secretary and treasurer of these RWAs

UweSchmidt
0 replies
6h23m

Either address the fundamental economic issues and how to solve them in a pragmatic fashion

... or pour oil in the fire of the great culture war, here in the secondary frontline of young vs. old, and accomplish nothing.

Lio
0 replies
9h54m

Please stop with the cheap ageism. Whatever generation[1] you're in will be doing something out of your control that the next generation will look down on too.

1. ...and no, I'm not a Baby Boomer either.

ars
6 replies
10h45m

It's not that bad, the vast majority of people in an HOA like being in one.

Always remember: If it's in the news it's not the norm. Whatever you hear about a country via the news is the opposite of what that country typically is.

JumpCrisscross
5 replies
10h22m

I’m in an HOA and they’re pretty fine. Mostly focus on snow removal and keeping people from parking their nine hundred snow mobiles in the guest spots.

We meet once a year to vote on crap. Key is to not have a group of people with nothing better to do.

gibolt
4 replies
9h55m

The problem is that you have little control into when one of those people infiltrate the board. Most HOAs start with no issue. It is only after someone new joins that the rule enforcement becomes insane or the big pot of money vanishes.

bradfa
3 replies
9h7m

This can be solved by having all members vote and not just the board.

JumpCrisscross
2 replies
4h2m

solved by having all members vote and not just the board

Yup. I can’t imagine what an HOA would need to be doing to meet monthly, let alone delegate decision making to a board.

kasey_junk
1 replies
2h29m

The problem is people talk about HOA like they are some monolithic thing. There are HOA that are only responsible for maintenance of the subdivision sign all the way up to ones responsible for multiple skyrise condo buildings.

JumpCrisscross
0 replies
49m

HOA that are only responsible for maintenance of the subdivision sign all the way up to ones responsible for multiple skyrise condo buildings

The latter is simply incorrect. Condo associations and co-op boards are separate creatures, in part due to there being an existential necessity to their existing. (You can't have people dismantling structural members their unit abuts.)

HOAs are far more voluntary in nature. That said, I agree that we need a better framework for distinguishing those functioning as direct democracies from those where an elected board gets to appoint itself powers.

freetime2
1 replies
10h14m

I lived in a community with an HOA for 5 years and never had any issue. Like you say, it existed primarily to ensure the upkeep of common facilities (pool, private road, gym, and community building). The only real rule I remember them enforcing (and fairly loosely, at that) was that residents were not allowed to park long term in visitor parking spots. Which to me seemed like a perfectly sensible rule.

ghaff
0 replies
5h41m

Which is often the case. You tend to hear about the outliers. If a bunch of houses share a common road for example, the maintenance/plowing/etc. of that road has to be divvied up in some way--and it's a reasonable bet that, especially if it's on the longer side, there will be people who object to whatever formula is used. People will also routinely disagree about the degree of maintenance and upkeep that's necessary for any shared facility.

mint2
0 replies
3h51m

A lot of HOAs have reasonable boards but contract out a lot of management to companies (I wouldn’t be be surprised if they were owned by private equity firms).

These companies are incentivized to find infraction to fine, and drive around regularly to make sure every rule is strictly adhered to. Trash bins out too early or late? Fine! Fence painted the wrong shade of soulless beige? Fine!

Simon_ORourke
15 replies
11h15m

What would be the repercussions of not paying any fines and bringing a case against the city for over-reach on private property?

sethammons
7 replies
11h8m

In NC, the HOA can force foreclosure on unpaid fees, even if the home is paid off. And 80% of available houses are in an HOA. They have us. Anti-HOA legislation is needed, but the legislature is greased by their lobbying.

newswasboring
4 replies
10h51m

I may be ignorant on this, but how can HOAs have lobbyists? They are made up of local people right? Or am I behind on this and there is already a HOA industry?

michaelt
2 replies
10h4m

> how can HOAs have lobbyists?

They don't. For all the power an HOA might have in their street or apartment block, outside of that very small boundary they're nothing. We're not talking about Boeing or Morgan Stanley or PG&E here.

HOAs are actually popular by choice - developers wouldn't set them up for "80% of available houses" if the houses were more valuable without them.

2% of people have horror story experiences with corrupt HOAs pocketing their cash. 23% of people just get poor value for money where some asshole changes a lightbulb and charges 100 residents $1 each. 75% of people have a tolerable experience, and quite like the fact their neighbour can't park an RV on their driveway and rent it out on airbnb, and if that means limiting what people are allowed to do on their own driveway, so be it.

hahajk
0 replies
7h50m

Cities also like them (alot) since they assume costs that cities usually pay for. Neighborhood parks are usually maintained by the HOAs. Less commonly sidewalks, roads, and water lines are maintained by the HOA.

shiroiushi
0 replies
10h46m

I'm not sure about this (someone please feel free to chime in), but HOAs are only "local people" after the developers have sold all the houses and moved on, at which point the HOA becomes controlled by the homeowners in the association with the most Nazi-like mentalities. Before this, the HOA is set up by the developer that bought all the land and developed the subdivision. So, presumably, the "HOA lobbyists" are actually the lobbyists for housing developers, which I think are definitely a real thing.

wdh505
0 replies
2m

I understood that cities just like free property tax (no cost of maintaining infrastructure) by making hoa zones

db48x
0 replies
9h46m

I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure that statistics like that only apply to newly–built housing. Older houses are far less likely to be in an HOA, because HOAs were simply not popular when they were built.

themoonisachees
4 replies
11h12m

The HOA is generally allowed to put a lien on your house, through the contract you were forced to sign with them.

LeafItAlone
2 replies
11h1m

through the contract you were forced to sign with them.

Except for Texas, I have not heard of being forced into an HOA. You choose to join one when buying a property in a neighborhood that has one.

mint2
0 replies
3h54m

It’s not a choice when the overwhelming majority of available homes to buy have HOAs.

jolmg
0 replies
10h31m

Except for Texas, I have not heard of being forced into an HOA.

What's the story with Texas?

ikekkdcjkfke
0 replies
9h8m

Forced to sign a contract?

ornornor
0 replies
10h40m

Aren’t HOAs private entity? It was an HOA demand in this case, not a municipal one I think.

afpx
0 replies
7h30m

I tried to have the HOA enforce rules against cutting down of trees. I even took it to a lawyer. I found out that many HOA covenants are written so poorly that they're not enforceable.

graemep
11 replies
7h12m

Are Americans allowed to take guns to school? I would have thought most schools would ban guns?

On the other hand we did have guns in my school in the UK (only for use on the rifle range).

That said, I think it is very weird that Americans accept this level of regulation on what they do on their own property.

alamortsubite
2 replies
6h34m

A lot of them, yes. Half of U.S. states allow their schools or school districts to make their own rules regarding guns in schools. About a dozen states explicitly allow concealed firearms in schools.

Edit to help those confused about U.S. and states' laws: The 1990 Gun-free School Act doesn't apply to concealed firearms. 32 states allow teachers and school employees to bring guns to school (with some restrictions). States that explicitly allow concealed firearms in schools in some form or another are Alabama, Alaska, Idaho, Illinois, Michigan, Missouri, New Hampshire, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming.

Ancapistani
1 replies
2h29m

... and none of them allow people <18 years old to carry a handgun on their person to school.

Armed (and trained) adults are very different from "gun-toting high-school students", which is what seems to be implied here.

alamortsubite
0 replies
1h30m

An important distinction for sure, though I had assumed the opposite, which is that the GP was in disbelief that adults can bring guns to U.S. schools (and that it's totally obvious that children cannot).

When you're discussing our gun laws with foreigners, I guess you're right that it's always necessary to spell out the fine details, like the fact that we have separate rules for gun-toting people who are over 18 and gun-toting people who are under 18, because from their perspective it's almost certainly just one big jumble of insanity.

HEmanZ
2 replies
6h35m

I’d be fascinated to see the geographic and demographic distribution of HOAs. In American Suburbia basically every neighborhood I’ve seen has an HOA. But in some cities I’ve lived they seem completely absent.

I’m guessing there was a particular (white flighty) period of time and kind of people who really wanted these things. Neighborhoods built before this time don’t have them, and newer buildings (at least where I live) don’t seem to have them either. So these may be mostly phenomena of a specific period.

trashface
0 replies
4h24m

Nowadays you see them everywhere, but originally they were made popular with retirement communities (age restricted 55+) because the HOA is what is required to establish that restriction. Governments can't discriminate on age legally but an HOA gets an exception. In practice they often soft-discriminate in a plausibly deniable way on many other characteristics including SES, race, etc.

My parents are elderly and live in one. They have there share of stories, some of which are pretty bad. People have moved out solely due to conflicts. They kind of hate it actually. But I asked my dad if he agrees with all the enforcement and he said basically, well you don't want someone to paint their house purple. Which I think illustrates the preferences of people who seek these communities.

mlrtime
0 replies
5h48m

Every single condo or apartment also has a "HOA". They are just called something different.

When you buy a condo anywhere in the US, you also get a (sometimes huge) document of all the rules and regulations. You're also required to pay fees every month.

sokoloff
0 replies
6h46m

HOAs serve a pretty useful purpose: to coarsely/imperfectly segregate people who want to live in an HOA away from people who would never want to live in an HOA and vice-versa.

Those two groups are somewhat prone to having conflicts with each other and HOAs let both be happier than if they were to be annoyed by living next to each other.

nemo44x
0 replies
7h7m

There’s plenty of places share there’s no restrictions like this. But people that live in communities have the right to regulate how community members use their property. It’s for the greater good.

disposition2
0 replies
6h52m

By and large, no.

I’m not sure of any states / places that allow a student to bring a gun to school. A lot of schools have a police officer present, and I imagine they would typically be able to bring their gun. And some states are debating (or have authorized) allowing faculty to bring a gun to school; the caveat being (in most instances I have seen) said faculty would have to pass enhanced gun safety training.

alistairSH
0 replies
5h5m

Students - generally, not allowed to bring guns to school (too young to legally own/carry).

Teachers/staff - depends on state/local laws.

I'm assuming the OP meant the lack of overall regulation that leads to be people illegally bringing guns to school (and using them).

Ancapistani
0 replies
2h25m

The only cases where students may possess firearms on school property of which I'm aware are when they are necessary for a school activity.

For example, my oldest daughter is involved on the trap team (a shotgun sport). Her firearm is cased and unloaded except on the shooting range itself, and practice is outside of normal school hours. In practice, that means she only has it in my vehicle when I'm taking her to practice or picking her up from practice. It's a non-issue.

As of about five years ago, when I went through instructor training for shooting sports, there had never been in an injury caused by youth shooting sports in our state in the ~100 year history of the program. Further, the group I was working with, 4-H, had a perfect safety record nation-wide. To muy knowledge that is still the case.

vixen99
6 replies
7h50m

For those wondering as I did: HOA is 'home owners association'.

philipwhiuk
5 replies
7h23m

For the UK a HOA is conservation area if it were run by the folk on Nextdoor.

chownie
3 replies
6h42m

Christ, it really spells out how dystopian it really is. Could you imagine if Jackie on nextdoor got to hit you with the legal stick every time she didn't like your front garden?

dylan604
2 replies
4h42m

Okay, so now for someone not from the UK, I'm now curious what Jackie and Nextdoor means to someone from the UK. Is Nextdoor the same app for people living in neighborhoods, or is it a BBC show (I'd be interested in seeing it if so). Is the concept of Karen known as Jackie in the UK?

C'mon mate, exchange some culture!

chownie
1 replies
3h35m

Nextdoor is an app (maybe a website too? not sure) which acts in my area sort of like a twitter feed for the people living in the houses nearby. It's not that useful unless you're in a built up area because I'd say the likelihood your neighbours are on it is actually pretty low.

The stereotypical Jackie is not like a Karen. Where I'm from a Jackie is a lady who's usually a little older and working class, great conversation IRL, very inappropriate, the type who says stuff in her back garden and you roll your eyes and close the windows so your kids don't start repeating it.

The cultural collision is that Jackie is not as much fun on Nextdoor, because something about the anonimity and having to write out the things she says out makes them sort of horrible, and she very easily slips into being a bit of a bully.

For what it's worth I think the UK equivalent of a Karen is Sandra, whose husband is Terry -- whereas Jackie is obvs with Barry.

When you really examine them, stereotypes are weird.

dylan604
0 replies
2h5m

So where does Keeping Up Appearances' Hyacinth rank on the Sandra/Karen and Jackie scale?

alt227
0 replies
5h42m

I am a UK resident and had no idea of what an HOA is or how it is run.

Your analogy instantly brought me up to speed, and spells out just how bad it would be.

Thanks very much!

thbb123
5 replies
9h30m

Not American here, so would welcome some explanation. If I own a piece of land on which my house sits. Even if it's within a district that has a strong HOA, what prevents me from leaving the association and set my own rules over my patch of land?

Surely in the individualistic land of the free, it should be a fundamental right?

19870213
2 replies
9h23m

But to buy that home/land from the previous owner you have to sign a contract stating you can't leave the HOA and that when you sell you only sell to those who will join the HOA and contract.

This goes back to the construction company/realtor investing to build the entire suburb and putting down the roads and such.

raverbashing
0 replies
8h51m

I wonder how many times this way of doing contracts was tested in the Supreme Court

bdowling
0 replies
8h14m

you have to sign a contract

You have the right idea, but there isn’t a contract that a buyer has to sign.

A restrictive covenant is attached to a property when a developer (e.g., of a condo complex or subdivision) deeds a subject property to an initial buyer. The restrictions “run with the land” and are enforceable against any subsequent buyer. (The restrictions are a public record kept with the county recorder, so any buyer is on “record notice” whether they actually knew about them or not.)

Also, the way most HOAs work, there is no joining just as there is no opting out. You are a member if you own a subject property. That’s it.

I mainly know about California, but it should be similar in other states.

dilyevsky
0 replies
8h54m

Same thing that prevents you from declaring sovereign state on “your” land - the laws =)

abestic9
0 replies
9h22m

In short: land covenants. In HOAs you will see titles containing terms about the property being subject to restrictions voted for/applied by the association. If you continually decline to adhere to the restrictions, you can be legally compelled to sell and move on.

Note: I'm using phrasing local to me, I expect there may be minor differences but the same gist.

pulse7
4 replies
9h19m

A US supermarket is not allowed to sell Kinder Eggs - because they are "dangerous for children", BUT they are allowed to sell guns...

sparrish
0 replies
3h8m

Where in the US is there a supermarket that sells guns? I've never seen one. They'd need a FFL (Federal Firearms License) and anyone purchasing would have to go through a background check and in some states, a mandatory wait period of 3-10 days.

mensetmanusman
0 replies
6h48m

A fun workaround would be an air cannon that launches kinder eggs with a warning to not eat the chocolate ammo.

jkaplowitz
0 replies
8h59m

They forgot the Kinder Egg amendment to the Constitution when they were drafting the Bill of Rights.

lrvick
2 replies
6h1m

If an HOA can remove you from your home for non compliance with whatever extra-legal rules they come up with, you do not own the home.

mlrtime
1 replies
5h47m

Try not paying your property taxes and see what happens, do you still own your home then?

lrvick
0 replies
5h32m

That is an actual law of the land in a democratic society that could change it if we all wanted. Everyone plays by the same rules there.

Meanwhile an HOA deed restriction is you giving a private non government organization the permanent and irrevocable right to remove you from your home and sell it if you do not comply with whatever extra-legal discrimination they make up to impose on you.

Plain and simple, HOAs are not a country or a government. They are a scam.

dvngnt_
1 replies
3h28m

you would probably be fined for bringing a gun to school

sparrish
0 replies
3h13m

It's a felony. You'll go to jail.

xdennis
0 replies
4h42m

American land of the free is being able to bring a gun to school but getting a fine because your grass is too tall.

What's wrong with bringing your gun to school? It was common (up until the 1970s, I think) to have shooting sports at school. That's how kids learned gun safety.

rpdillon
0 replies
5h27m

You mentioned HOA-type stories, and seem to have spawned an enormous discussion about HOAs. Just want to point out that this has nothing to do with an HOA. Second paragraph:

When the town of Seaside, California ordered homeowner Etienne Constable to build a fence to conceal the boat in his driveway, he erected the fence all right. And then he hired his neighbor, artist Hanif Panni, to paint a mural on the fence—realistically depicting the boat itself.

So all the discussion about contracts entered to into freely with respect to HOAs simply don't apply here: this is the government imposing the requirement to build a fence.

mattmaroon
0 replies
6h6m

I have a few of each experience, homes without HOAs, and homes/condos with. (Nearly all condos have them.)

There are, of course, pluses and minuses to either.

I bought an expensive home in a nice suburb, no HOA. My neighbors, who were there before me, suddenly decided to fill their back yard with old rusty cars on blocks they were “working on”. And get a fake deer for target practice. This cost me then of thousands of dollars when I sold my house.

No HOA restrictions I’ve ever dealt with were worse than that so I’m now fairly pro-HOA. I have plenty of freedom and opportunity to buy a house without one but I likely won’t again.

gklitz
0 replies
1h14m

People buy in places like this because “the neighborhood looks nice” and then immediately complain about not being able to break all the rules that led to them having that opinion in the first place.

ein0p
0 replies
3h56m

Correction: only school shooters can bring a gun to a school in 2024. To the rest of us it’s a “gun free” zone.

edgyquant
0 replies
4h35m

You are not allowed to bring a gun to school. What a ridiculous statement

burningChrome
0 replies
3h21m

> American land of the free is being able to bring a gun to school

Is this sarcasm?

NoMoreNicksLeft
0 replies
4h23m

It blows my mind people buy in places with rules like these.

What choice do they have? Their job is nearby, and long commutes are not so far off from a prison sentence. Literally hundreds of hours per year trapped in a tiny space that you can't leave.

Only so many houses/homes are for sale, and every time a critical mass of busybodies manifests, they can vote in a new HOA which is effectively immortal. They're simply easier to create than they are to uncreate. Until we get where we are today, and you may very well not have any non-HOA choices.

Hamuko
0 replies
10h48m

You have the freedom to sign up to all kinds of ridiculous but enforceable contracts.

Ferret7446
0 replies
9h47m

Do you even live in the US? If so, where exactly? Schools are one of the few places you are almost universally not allowed to bring guns.

DontchaKnowit
0 replies
3h41m

Okay, you cant bring a gun to school, so what the fuck are you talking about?

CalRobert
0 replies
6h43m

Sure, but this isn't the HOA.

wiredfool
8 replies
10h51m

That's one big factor why I don't have an e-cargo bike. Live in town, in a detached, Shops are <1km away. I want an bakfiet style e-cargo, but I've got no place to store one.

Can't get a decent sized bike down the alley, it's difficult to pull one through the house to the shed, and the entry hall already has a tandem in it, which is wide enough to step around.

OTOH, I could get a trailer and park it in the front, and that would be totally legal.

wasmitnetzen
2 replies
10h42m

Get a trailer and park the bike in the trailer.

wiredfool
0 replies
8h1m

I _have_ a trailer, but it's got too much bike holding stuff inside to hold a large bike.

(It's a tall box, sorta horse trailer shaped, with benches on each side. Luggage goes underneath, 4 bikes go on the left on the bench, 2 on the right (including the tandem), with front wheels in the nose. We travelled around Europe with all our stuff in it.)

Brian_K_White
0 replies
8h13m

Why? Their goal is not to somehow get away with making the envirinment more ugly and consume a part of the street or driveway permanently.

They don't want that trailer any more than anyone else does.

prmoustache
1 replies
4h35m

Solution: buy an old, rusty, barely functionnal van, paint it the most provocative way for the conservative people while still abiding to the law. Boobs, penises, vulvas, LGBTQ+ slogans, drawings of Bin Laden with huge neon colors, whatever. Park it in your driveway if you have one, or on the street in front of your house if you can. With an amovible ramp, here is your bike shed.

Now after a few months you can apply for a permit to have a bike shed, maybe the concil will be more tolerant.

People have been tolerating thousands of ugly eyesore vehicles that do not match at all with the architecture but crack down on small, well integrated bike shed. This is just hypocrisy and jealousy by people who refuse to evolve to a new, better world.

hylaride
0 replies
3h36m

I like the way you think.

A few years ago, a local residents association protested and actually got blocked the opening of a daycare in an actual commercial space due to "traffic" concerns and, I literally quote "The heritage status of area properties would be “eroded” by the daycare use, he said, and the idea of plastic toys, jungle gyms and signage in pastel colours “truly distressing.”.

I fantasized about being a billionaire, paying whatever it would have cost to purchase the property, then opening a private "biker bar club" that would operate at insanely late hours and just paying any noise bylaw fines that came our way. I would have sponsored harley noise competitions at 3am and would have said that it's a pop up club that would end when the application for it to become daycare was granted. I'd have named the daycare "little trikes daycare" as a constant reminder.

But the HoA/council/government can often make your life hell by selectively over-enforcing other laws and taking up a lot of your time and/or money. If I were rich and retired, it'd be "fun" to pass the time (though I wouldn't want to live in such a community anyways).

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/cabbagetown-daycare-proposa...

nirolo
1 replies
7h43m

We've had similar struggles and something like a babboe or urban arrow won't fit. I was 95% close to ordering a Libelle https://leichtlast.de/ The non-motorized unsplittable version weighs around 20kg, the splittable slightly more, but it is splittable.

We then settled for a Muli https://muli-cycles.de/en/

I still sometimes think the Libelle would have been cooler but the motor is stronger on the muli and I'm very happy with it too.

newswasboring
3 replies
10h53m

I think people laugh at US stories more because they are the ones harping on about Freedom all the time. There might be 150+ free countries in the world but nobody talks about it more than USA.

ipsum2
2 replies
9h46m

America runs on the principle of localism, which basically means that laws should be passed at a local level to deal with their own specific issues. Hence the United "States". This is compatible with some areas having stricter HOAs or laws.

newswasboring
1 replies
7h4m

I think both of us know that is not how capital F Freedom is used in any public discourse by Americans or otherwise. That is what makes this funnier. The contrast in how freedom is talked about and how it's implemented.

joenot443
0 replies
3h26m

Do you know many Americans who think "capital F Freedom" means laws don't exist? I've lived here a while and never met anyone who think that way. Most of the time when Americans I know talk about their freedom, they're referring to the 1st and 2nd amendments. I've never really understand freedom to mean "freedom to do whatever you want without impunity."

Is that how other countries perceive American's idea of freedom?

pjc50
2 replies
10h32m

The real constant is that people get very possessive about their neighbourhood and are keen to defend it from any change or deviation from the perfect image. To the detriment of everyone else's property rights. I do wonder whether this is mostly an Anglosphere thing, though. Edit: oh and Germany, see rest of thread.

robertlagrant
0 replies
10h9m

I think it's the opposite. They buy a house in a certain environment, and they'd like the house and environment to remain the same (and not be devalued). It's not exactly a hard to understand perspective, even if you disagree with the level of enforcement.

CalRobert
0 replies
6h44m

And as a result you get painfully boring neighbourhoods.

graemep
1 replies
7h3m

That is because HAOs are far more pernickety.

The government in the UK (I know less about Ireland, but I think it is similar) might stop you building something but they do not do things like tell you what to grow in your garden and to what height the lawn should be mown, how you park etc.

CalRobert
0 replies
6h45m

Ireland will absolutely specify what species trees you are allowed to plant (sometimes forcing you to use non-native ones, even).

TacticalCoder
1 replies
3h53m

To be honest these bike storage (at least those in the three links you gave) are fuglier than fugly. It's kinda a disgrace to the human race that such monstrosities are even conceived and built...

But then people do wear Crocs, so what do I know about taste.

Bromeo
0 replies
1h36m

I really don't mind the green ones, in particular when the bikes are used as an alternative to a second car, which to my is significantly more "fugly".

zbrozek
0 replies
7h13m

This is the government, not an HOA, though in many places those things are difficult to distinguish.

CalRobert
0 replies
6h45m

Ireland has appallingly draconian rules, which the councils enforce extremely unevenly.

I did a self build there and it was like every meddling old church biddy in the county got to have a say on what kind of siding I could have, which kind of trees I could have, and whether my fenestrations were appropriate. I'm still annoyed they couldn't comprehend the value of eaves.

Although, you also learn that some rules are OK to break. You can park your car on any pavement in the country without fear of a fine.

reacharavindh
15 replies
11h15m

I never understood how the idea of HOAs became acceptable. I used to live with a friend in the US for a few months - standard suburb house in a community and cul-de-sac. I kid you not, the HOA imposed fines on my friend who owns the house that their trash bins were 12cms too tall for the shrubs to hide them. He had to move the bins away from the front side of the house or pay a recurring penalty. It's absurd what people can live with, and spend their time on.

Ironically, this is the land that screams "freedom" at every opportunity they get :-)

I tell my wife that if we ever decided to move stateside, and think of buying a house, it must be an independent house that is not part of any pesky HOA BS.

throwbadubadu
6 replies
11h4m

I never understood how the idea of HOAs became acceptable.

I do.. it is the canonization and highest wish of all the what we call a https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spie%C3%9Fb%C3%BCrger in Germany :D

"A Spießbürger is a derogatory term for a narrow-minded person who is characterized by mental immobility, pronounced conformity to social norms and aversion to changes in the usual living environment."

jjgreen
3 replies
9h39m

To be fair, the Germans have a word for everything

Look, a man with a duck on his head

We Germans have a word for that: Quacksalberaufdekopfmann

Detrytus
2 replies
8h50m

To be fair, German form such words just by writing the whole sentence without any spaces or hyphens, like "Amanwithaduckonhishead"

throwbadubadu
1 replies
4h30m

Get the point, but no, actually not, we join nouns, not sentences ;) (but english does, too, just with spaces between?)

Further especially that word few germans could tell you why it is called like that:

Spieß is spear, so Spießbürger/Spießer is just a spear citizen, or a speary?! ;)

(One explanation is the medieval simple citizen that could not afford a better weapon than a simple spear. Not even sure if the only explanation attempt though..)

em-bee
0 replies
2h27m

the funny thing is that a Spießbürger is someone who in english could be described as having a stick up their rear.

generic92034
1 replies
10h47m

Yeah, but do not forget how we are even codifying quite narrow-minded views about how someone should build their house in Bauordnungen (building code). My parents had to sue to build their house with a pitched roof, even though one neighboring house already had the same. And do not get me started on Denkmalschutz (monument protection?) ...

INTPenis
2 replies
11h3m

This is the number one fascinating thing about the USA. Yes it's freedom, but freedom only means that whoever owns the land, whoever organizes something like a suburb or a festival, is free to impose whatever rules they want on the people utilizing it.

This scales up to the world of business, it's really a dog eat dog system, the most anarchic system in the world I'd say. While simultaneously being very undemocratic in each individual cell of influence and power, depending on who is in charge. I'd be willing to bet there are HOAs in the US that are very democratic and hold regular meetings where every member is heard and has influence. Maybe in oregon... ;)

Simply put, if you want consistency and fairness imposed then you need bigger government. But even that couldn't change the mentality of the United States citizenry. We have bigger government in most of europe, for better and for worse. It doesn't solve all problems but I still prefer it.

kristopolous
0 replies
10h32m

In the US, there's many doctrinaire refusers of anything with the "government" label so the exact same societal function and role is carefully reinvented without using that scary "g" word that leads to wobbly knees and couch fainting and so we have things like HOAs and a slew of other institutions.

There's even privately run versions of it like the Irvine Company, which built centrally planned cities by a board of unelected bureaucrats - but you see that's privately owned, so it's great! Just don't call that the "g" word otherwise the blood vessels in many Americans foreheads are likely to pop while they scream about public libraries and the post office being a communist menace.

jononor
0 replies
10h39m

It is very important to preserve the freedom of people with slightly more power to fuck with those with slightly less power!

globular-toast
1 replies
10h48m

I always assumed it was about "there goes the neighborhood" style racism/xenophobia.

StanislavPetrov
0 replies
10h31m

In many cases now it's primarily about shifting the tax burden on the cost of public roads/sewers ect.

pjc50
0 replies
10h28m

I never understood how the idea of HOAs became acceptable.

They became popular in the US as a means of redlining - early ones overtly stated which race of people were allowed to live there. That practice was banned, so now there's just a residual tendency to extreme conformism as a way of keeping out "undesirables".

Simran-B
0 replies
11h13m

For the international readers:

HOA = Homeowners' Association

8bitsrule
0 replies
11h1m

never understood how the idea of HOAs became acceptable.

I suppose it's the same way that the idea of gated communities and redlining became acceptable. I live near one which once was such a place. While their online history has been written up to abhor their regrettable past practices, they still maintain a very large lakeside park that you need a keycard to get into that costs a pretty penny each year.

They can't afford a manor in the country, poor things.

ssijak
11 replies
10h18m

There was no explanation why was he ordered to hide the boat? Sounds weird to me, its your yard and its a boat, not some PG13 item.

iLoveOncall
7 replies
8h17m

Operative boats and large pickup campers, motor homes, recreation vehicles, utility trailers, and vacation trailers shall be allowed to be parked or stored in a required rear or side setback in a residential district only if screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence. In these instances, the provision of adequate light and air to a neighbor’s window shall not be obstructed.

This is the law in question. It's likely because it's considered unsightly.

nashashmi
4 replies
6h58m

Even a chain link fence would be sufficient to meet the law. Chain links are unsightly too.

mc32
2 replies
6h31m

Chain links are the worst kinds of fences. Ugly and seemingly are used to pen-in loud barking dogs who start barking two blocks away and keep barking till you’re another two blocks up the street.

Often the ground is mostly bare with some weeds along the fence.

Give me cliche picket fences any day. Even stone fences.

dylan604
1 replies
4h34m

You just gave us a cliche about chain links, and you want a cliche in return? Just keep your cliche and call it a day.

Yes, I'm familiar with the scene you describe, but that is a small fraction of the places I have seen with chain link fences. In fact, regarding the barking dog, in my experience it is the solid wood fences with dogs inside that will not shut up because they can only hear but not see what might possibly be intruding. This is why it is common to cut access holes for the dogs to see out to realize there's nothing to bark at. I've seen versions from slits cut into the boards all the way to portal domes around the fence line.

mc32
0 replies
4h8m

Whether run-down areas of cities or aging suburban areas, cyclone/chainlink fences were a cheap alternative during the 50s and 60s boom period.

Installing cyclone/chainlink today looks cheap and is cheap and gnarly looking. It's like people who build a "deck" and use the cheapest materials --it looks awful. Chainlinks is for used car backlots and train depots, not yards.

Pickets, vertical redwood, post and rail, even welded wire look way better than chainlink. I'll take a waddle fence too while we're at it. Chainlink is cheap and looks cheap. Worst is people do not maintain them after installation.

iLoveOncall
0 replies
6h13m

I think that heavily depends on the definition of "screened", which I doubt a chain link fence satisfies.

prmoustache
1 replies
4h33m

Kind of expensive but wouldn't a transparent glass fence meet the requirement as per the words?

dotancohen
0 replies
2h31m

Depends on how you interpret the word "screened".

smitty1e
2 replies
10h10m

HOAs are the tyranny of the majority.

dotancohen
0 replies
2h32m

Democracy is the tyranny of the majority, and most people who live in Western countries do enjoy their democracy.

astura
0 replies
7h3m

This is a city ordinance, nothing to do with an HOA.

5555624
8 replies
9h14m

This was not an issue with an HOA, the city of Seaside sent him the letter.

"When the town of Seaside, California ordered...." and "When the town of Seaside, California ordered..."

The city sees it as a violation of their municipal code; specifically: https://www.codepublishing.com/CA/Seaside/#!/Seaside17/Seasi...

I'm not a fan of HOAs; but, sometimes they're not to blame.

squarefoot
5 replies
8h8m

Quite odd that a city called Seaside doesn't like boats to be kept in sight.

thih9
3 replies
7h55m

Perhaps this is not about sight as much as about proximity. I'm guessing parking, walking or driving next to a boat could be not as safe as compared to e.g. a parked car.

KevinGlass
2 replies
7h38m

Are you suggesting that walking by a boat or rv is somehow dangerous?

throwup238
0 replies
7h12m

I don’t know about RVs but American boats are famous for spontaneously attacking pedestrians with their flying jibs.

thih9
0 replies
50m

If the boat is not correctly secured on its trailer, uses an inappropriate trailer, lacks chocks on an incline, has dangling elements, etc - then sure.

taauji
0 replies
5h42m

I would think a sea-side city, of all the cities would need such a legislation due to the abundance of boats in their neighborhoods.

fma
0 replies
5h1m

I was going to say...if you want to repaint a fence in my HOA neighborhood, the board needs to approve it if it's not on the list of pre-approved colors.

This would have never flew with an actual HOA with rules but the gullible internet is sucking it up.

falcor84
0 replies
8h11m

Thanks for finding it. Just pasting the relevant subclause:

D. Parking in rear and side setbacks. Operative boats and large pickup campers, motor homes, recreation vehicles, utility trailers, and vacation trailers shall be allowed to be parked or stored in a required rear or side setback in a residential district only if screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence. In these instances, the provision of adequate light and air to a neighbor’s window shall not be obstructed.
rendall
5 replies
11h35m

I tried to find more information about the specific ordinance that the city cited to be able to order someone to build a fence. Seems strange, a city government behaving like an HOA. What is the possible reason for such an ordinance that would not also apply to a mural?

gorbachev
0 replies
9h10m

It's almost certainly in place to prevent someone from loading their property with dozens of junk cars, or something like that, and then being applied to all kinds of situations that wouldn't warrant it.

defrost
0 replies
11h26m

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaside,_California

While at root a General-Law City it's entirely possible for the five-member City Council to have at some point in the past passed policy directives that are akin to those that might come from a HOA.

Seaside City Council also serves as the board of directors for the Redevelopment Agency of the City Council ... and "Redevelopment" can easily code for "we have a strong vision of what our town|small city should look like".

What is the possible reason for such an ordinance that would not also apply to a mural?

If such an ordinance exists to hide 'unsightly' cars | boats behind a fence then it's possible that when it was drafted and passed in (say) 1960 (?) no one thought to specify a tight restriction on the paint job on any fence ...

"In any sufficiently complex set of rules, there's always a loophole."

~ Kurt Gödel, homeowner.

bbarnett
0 replies
11h18m

I don't know about the US all that much, but here in Canuck land, we generally don't have HOAs (incredibly rare), and the closest thing would be condo associations, which make sense, for there is a shared "common cost" involved in a condo building.

For detached housing, it's all the city and bylaws. Bylaws might cover common nuisance laws, such as having a bunch of rusted cars on the lawn, or having your lawn covered in dog feces. Both of these are often covered under pollution, if you live in a rural area on a well, dog shit runoff can contaminate a well. And rusting cars often have old gas and oil and other contaminants, same logic.

But realistically, these laws are also passed because "unsightly".

One difference between an HOA and a city government, is at least in Canada democracy is involved. Especially smaller city governments. I've noticed larger municipal governments aren't as democratic, just due to the size and scope of things. For example, knowing your mayor on a first name basis, in a municipality the size of <10k people, is different than a mayor of a 1M+ city.

In the smaller case, you often have the mayor's cell phone number and email, and your councillor's, and you just.. you know, talk to them.

taylorhou
4 replies
7h11m

I think being forced to join an HOA when purchasing a property will be challenged one day. At least when it comes to SFR where most hoa's aren't actually doing anything with your specific property.

caleblloyd
3 replies
7h0m

I don’t know how that could work in certain situations. Like a condo where the HOA does exterior maintenance on the roof and siding. Or a neighborhood where the HOA maintains the retention pond.

sidewndr46
1 replies
5h20m

Well in the US we used to be forced to agree that no "non-whites" would reside at the property when we purchase it. Later SCOTUS would state such provisions are legal between private parties, but can't be enforced with the coercion of the government.

The same thing could happen with HOAs

em-bee
0 replies
4h10m

in the meantime the fair housing act makes this generally illegal

AlexandrB
0 replies
6h6m

What's necessary is to limit the power and scope of HoAs. In Canada, for example, HoAs are generally restricted in how they can levy fines - so their ability to mess up your life is greatly reduced.

alt227
2 replies
5h34m

The gif on that page just shows a blank square for me, even with all ad blockers turned off.

Do you have a direct link to the file?

alt227
0 replies
1h15m

Thankyou :)

curtisblaine
0 replies
7h10m

That's actually quite a sad gif. Not only they spent a lot of money pressure washing and repainting, but actually painting over bricks seals their surface, doesn't let them "breathe" and it's overall worse for the wall in the long run. They ruined a perfectly good public property for comedic effect.

weinzierl
3 replies
10h51m

Can someone explain how HOAs work? They are private organizations, right? So, in the end you get what you sign up for when you acquire property. What am I missing?

gwd
0 replies
9h49m

What am I missing?

Well one thing is you can walk around the house and see what it's like yourself; and you can hire a professional surveyor to catch all the things you wouldn't catch. But you can't tell what the HOA is going to be like -- how much their ideas of what goes and what doesn't go will match your own (and how strict the rules are going to be enforced). A mismatch either way (minutely enforcing tiny rules you don't care about, or refusing to enforce major rules you do care about) is likely to be the source of friction.

Actually reading through the article, it doesn't look like the guy thought the rules were stupid -- mostly he thought it would be a fun way to comply.

db48x
0 replies
6h41m

They are essentially a corporation where every property owner is a member of the corporation. The members vote to elect officers from amongst their number, who form a board. The board is empowered to collect dues and transact on behalf of the corporation in accordance with the HOA’s bylaws.

master-lincoln
3 replies
10h6m

The weirdest thing to me is that the article is not about the absurd order to hide the boat with a fence, but solely about the painting...

madeofpalk
0 replies
7h7m

The website is called artnet. They wrote an article on art.

db48x
0 replies
6h48m

It’s not an order for one person to hide their boat, it is a general rule applying to all recreational vehicles in the city. Usually the rule allows you to park a recreational vehicle in a garage, or in a car park provided it is enclosed on at least three sides, or in the back yard of a house provided it is behind a fence, etc.

Brian_K_White
0 replies
8h10m

HOA bs is uninteresting old news, the painting is not.

prmoustache
2 replies
5h6m

This would trigger my OCD as owner of the boat. I'd have to align it perfectly to the fence.

mechanicalpulse
0 replies
3h40m

I had the same thought. Backing up a boat is already difficult enough; I would require mechanisms for making alignment easier else I’d have fits. Since parallax will affect the observed alignment, it doesn’t have to be prefect. Perhaps a few strategic markings on the driveway (behind the fence) and/or cameras on the trailer would be sufficient.

user3939382
1 replies
9h17m

I think HOAs are horrible and I’d never participate in one. However I find the multiple comments connecting HOAs with a lack of freedom wrong. It’s a contract you’re freely entering into.

There is a lack of freedom in the US, but it’s not from HOAs.

Interestingly the most freedom I’ve ever felt was in Congo. The government there simply doesn’t have the resources to be pervasively and consistently present in its citizens lives. Of course you trade that for enslavement to crushing economic circumstances, so maybe this is one for Plato to solve.

zamadatix
0 replies
5h34m

I somewhat agree but think "freely entering into" oversells it a bit. On one hand in a very literal sense sure, nobody is going to send you to jail for buying a home without an HOA... but it's also not something you really get to pick yourself, the house's history does and you're "free" to pick a different house not anything about the HOA itself.

That doesn't inherently mean HOAs are wrong in my book but I can also see why folks don't like to say you're free to pick in that there are certain useful forms of the meaning of free that aren't present. The trouble in terminology is that might not align with everyone's default interpretation of what free means when they talk about it. It reminds me of topics of "free speech" where you have some literal absolutist that mean any speech should be allowed and the more typical approach which means more or less "mildly restricted speech" where what is restricted is often assumed to be the same but is often subtly different.

thih9
0 replies
7h52m

Is the purpose of the fence to hide the boat or is it to provide a physical barrier? Since this is not a HOA rule but at city of Seaside rule[1], I'm guessing the latter. And in that case I suppose the painting is a good solution for everyone.

[1]: https://www.codepublishing.com/CA/Seaside/#!/Seaside17/Seasi...

shadowgovt
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6h21m

The neighborhood interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

rahimnathwani
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11h21m

I have a friend that did this with garbage bins. Their HOA told them garbage bins couldn't be left out. They constructed a wooden enclosure, which has a painting of garbage bins on the outside.

(The painting looks slightly nicer than the actual garbage bins.)

naasking
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4h32m

Gotta love malicious compliance.

mavsman
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4h53m

He was going to be fined $100 for the violation? So is this an ad for the artist or something else?

leni536
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9h33m

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

exolab
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9h27m

My hero!

eth0up
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6h11m

Someone recently told me a pleasing story. Guy in HOA erects American flag. HOA complains and demands flag be removed. Attorney friend suggests taking advantage of (I think) a Carter era federal law that encompasses several admirable freedoms, eg clothes lines and zero impact yards.

Guy removes flag and erects clothes line with tacky garments from thrift store. HOA cannot prohibit this. Guy compromises by offering to replace flag with slightly smaller version. HOA reluctantly capitulates and clothes line is removed. Flag flies.

beretguy
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7h42m

Hide a tree in a forest.

Hide a boat in a boat.

b3ing
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5h18m

HOAs are just usually snobbery of people not wanting to live next to poor people. They don’t want old cars, unrepaired cars or “ugly paint” on a house next to them. It’s mostly middle and upper middle class, as the really rich can afford to live in an area that the cost alone prevents this.

aranchelk
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4h12m

Parrhasius, then invited Zeuxis to his studio to look at a painting hanging behind a curtain, but when Zeuxis went to pull it back, it was revealed to be a trick, and Parrhasius won the contest.

What was the “trick”? In paraphrasing, the author some how glosses over the fact that the curtain was in fact a painting.

123yawaworht456
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8h28m

chad