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Krazam OS

swyx
27 replies
17h40m

their "merch store" https://merch.krazam.tv/ is losing out on a lot of potential revenue by not even making a reference to their most viral videos. Who wouldn't want to rock a Galactus shirt.

can we crowdsource merch ideas for these guys pls

PyWoody
5 replies
16h7m

Open the terminal and enter "yahoo_cd" for a 3 part scavenger hunt for 15% off in the store! Might need to pick myself up a BALLMERCON 2019" shirt. Maybe one day Makro will be redeemed.

metadat
4 replies
14h55m

At first I thought it was "BALLMERCOIN 2019", which would also be a kind of cool shirt.

HPsquared
3 replies
10h36m

That would be an alternate history where Ballmer went rogue.

Nevermark
1 replies
10h8m

He would have called it WINDOWSCOIN even if Microsoft had already excommunicated him!

hypercube33
0 replies
7h39m

Devcoins mined by compiling code in Visual Sudio

lIl-IIIl
3 replies
10h54m

Agreed. Please give me a mug with the microservices diagram.

sph
1 replies
10h44m

I need one with the daily DevOps affirmations to get through my mornings.

jethro_tell
0 replies
1h27m

I just want that rant from the end of the video on a mug.

infinitezest
0 replies
2h43m

We're BLOCKED, OK?!

kaycey2022
2 replies
16h9m

They can do omega star with iso timestamps

DustinBrett
1 replies
15h53m

If Omega Star ever gets its shit together

scoot
0 replies
11h16m

“gets its shirt together”?

boerseth
1 replies
5h42m

My two favorite quotes of theirs are from the same video:

- "I have delivered value... But at what cost?", being the title of the video

- "Have the KPIs of my own life failed to grow quarter over quarter?"

qiine
0 replies
5h23m

"I have delivered value... But at what cost?" Still resonate in my head from time to time in all sort of silly context
andrewflnr
1 replies
16h47m

I think Galactus is Marvel IP, so I don't think they can do that one.

Ygg2
0 replies
12h54m

Galactus is deprecated.

It's been replaced by Omnious all knowing all seeing user provider, made by famous xz contributor NotCIA.

VHRanger
1 replies
14h38m

They'd get a cease&desist instantly if they sold a T-shirt with Galactus (an IP they don't own)

pelagicAustral
0 replies
7h23m

They'd get deallocated

the_af
0 replies
2h46m

One of my favorites! I feel not enough people appreciate the "leadership sync" skit.

Often when I have a Zoom meeting I zone out and this skit plays in my head instead.

teaearlgraycold
0 replies
17h33m

The hustle mug is a good idea.

ralusek
0 replies
3h28m

"My friends and family understand what I do" (paraphrased)

pwillia7
0 replies
4h13m

I want EKS > Galactus

englishspot
0 replies
4h17m

"DevOps is a meaningful term"

Jeema101
0 replies
3h7m

Oh definitely. Love Galactus.

HammadB
0 replies
16h20m

+1 I was ready to drop $$$

cosmic_quanta
21 replies
18h9m

Krazam is definitely the highlight of my YouTube subscriptions. Its specificity makes it even funnier.

boppo1
8 replies
16h56m

Krazam does tech humor better than I've ever seen it. Absolutely dunks on silicon valley & big bang theory.

colecut
7 replies
16h47m

Is big bang theory really "tech humor?"

I haven't watched much because the laugh track and general cheesiness turned me off.. but I thought it was just jokes about him being a "nerd" in the ways mainstream people think of nerds..

pavlov
4 replies
10h20m

> "jokes about him being a 'nerd' in the ways mainstream people think of nerds"

"Big Bang Theory" was initially written that way, but the original pilot episode was a famous flop. Test audiences hated the characters. (The unaired pilot can be found with a Google search.)

Even though the pilot failed, the studio liked the concept enough that the showrunners were given the rare opportunity to reshoot the pilot with a new script. They introduced the character of Penny and balanced the scenes carefully around emotional connection, to make it clear to audiences when the characters are connecting or failing to connect. And that's probably closer to why millions of people love the show — it's not the tech jokes or laughing at nerds but the empathy.

mlrtime
2 replies
6h59m

Interesting, And I'd still rather watch a episode of IT Crowd than any BBT.

pavlov
1 replies
6h31m

Likewise, “IT Crowd” is great.

But the point about BBT is that it isn’t really a show about nerds or physics; it’s about emotional intelligence. This was a fairly groundbreaking angle for a Hollywood sitcom at the time when comparable mainstream shows were built on rather mean-spirited writing and stunted character development, like “How I Met Your Mother” and “Two and a Half Men.”

lupire
0 replies
5h3m

Are you ignoring the whole era of ABC TGIF and family sitcoms?

Seinfeld was invented as an antithesis to that whole genre. "No hugging, no learning". Maybe they were so successful that they obsoleted what they were rebelling against.

saagarjha
0 replies
9h8m

Give me the tech jokes I don’t need empathy

getwiththeprog
0 replies
10h14m

No, it is advertising.

chrisfosterelli
0 replies
16h33m

I'm convinced the big bang theory is intended for older audiences that see their grand children or children in the main characters; they relate to watching smart young people who can do things they don't understand learn to handle basic social conflict; and the trouble is never serious and is typically resolved nicely within 30 minutes so you know everyone will be OK.

coffeebeqn
6 replies
18h2m

There aren’t many software engineering comedy channels but Krazam is hilarious no matter what scale you’re rating on

rogerclark
0 replies
45m

The stereotype premise is funny but the jokes don't land very often. The jump cuts where he repeats words are also not jokes at all.

The recent video about the T3 stack just lists off names of libraries that we're all forced to use. I get that it's relatable but there's a difference between funny and relatable.

darknavi
0 replies
4h53m

They are funny but the format gets kinda old after a few videos.

asimpletune
1 replies
10h5m

I’ve tried to show it to my gf, who is v funny btw, and she had no idea what parts were supposed to be funny.

lupire
0 replies
5h6m

Is she an Amazon SDE or SF techie or very similar? Does she enjoy deadpan, droll, amd non sequitur?

If not, yeah.

Alex3917
0 replies
7h55m

Fireship is very different, but also highly worth a subscription.

dkarl
1 replies
14h31m

I often think about their Senior Engineer video before interviews. I simultaneously aspire to match that character's ancient wisdom and am terrified that I might accidentally resemble him personally.

smrtinsert
0 replies
13h27m

I actually have stopped telling stories thanks to that skit.

sph
0 replies
10h50m

Funny?

"You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters."

I watch KRAZAM and I get into a deep existential crisis. I love them.

dgellow
0 replies
16h9m

Their delivery is so good

Ygg2
0 replies
12h52m

It's more absurdist. Programmers are also human is way more on tech point in his jokes.

russellpekala
12 replies
18h6m

How much do we need to pay this guy to quit software and just make jokes?

This guy is an icon.

dannyobrien
5 replies
17h55m

Not sure he's actually /in/ software, but you can still pay them here: https://www.patreon.com/KRAZAM

tehsauce
4 replies
17h27m

Not sure if he still is, but definitely was. Many of his videos are filmed in the Amazon NYC office.

catlover76
2 replies
17h19m

I'm surprised he got the go-ahead from Amazon to film there

mike_d
1 replies
16h21m

Haha. You're also looking to make the leap from engineering to comedy?

handojin
0 replies
15h23m

You made me laugh. I think I love you.

mwmisner
0 replies
55m

He left Amazon a few months ago to do a job where he could spend more time focusing on Krazam! Check out the Patreon! They are both getting super serious and are hopefully going to put out more great content soon!

https://www.patreon.com/KRAZAM

cdchn
2 replies
11h44m

I saw he was doing a standup set in New York and I was very tempted to undertake the trip to see it.

swyx
0 replies
1h41m

saw it. lets just say they have a lot of fans but they're better youtubers than live comedians (for now)

mwmisner
0 replies
50m

IMO it was super good for a first shot! They way over did the software that they used to present the show, but I was super impressed with the polish! I have a feeling they will grow to be much better after some practice!

the_af
1 replies
17h57m

It's actually two guys as far as I can tell, but yes, they are definitely awesome.

SatvikBeri
0 replies
17h31m

Yeah, from their Patreon "We’re Ben and Shiva, two friends/mid-level software engineers who have been making dumb stuff together for over a decade."

swyx
0 replies
17h46m

i feel like their humor would drop if they lost touch with their real jobs. but also they prob need to do a lot of work to reassure their coworkers that specific parodies of them are off limits or something

bavell
10 replies
18h13m

I clicked on safe space and all was right in the world once more

throwup238
5 replies
17h13m

"You were born to deploy kubernetes"

"Your feedback is actionable and important"

"There will never be another outage again"

"Your tests are reliable and have appropriate coverage"

kaycey2022
4 replies
16h8m

pfft.. I have no tests. Still need to figure out how to write them.

alex23478
2 replies
10h54m

Well, technically all of your tests are very reliable then.

archon810
1 replies
9h53m

100% of the tests are passing.

throwup238
0 replies
2h13m

That’s a divide by zero error so technically the percentage of passing tests goes to infinity as the number of tests approaches zero.

#DiscreetMath

mondobe
0 replies
14h28m

You start by choosing between multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, or an essay question...

brennopost
1 replies
16h14m

Reminds me of Severance Wellness Sessions

sph
0 replies
10h35m

Please try to enjoy all your Jira tickets equally.

akoboldfrying
0 replies
17h29m

SRENITY

redbell
6 replies
9h22m

Somehow, unrelated.. With the rise of such cool OS projects like Puter[1], DaedalOS [2] et al. [3], with Krazam being one of them, I can't help but dream of the day when the .os TLD for operating systems is introduced. I believe it would make more sense to use/read krazam.os rather than krazam.tv.

About a year ago, new TLDs were introduced [4], with .zip and .mov being the most popular. However, the .os TLD wasn't on the list, which was disappointing for me!

I'm uncertain about the criteria that determine whether a TLD is a good candidate, and I may be the only one emotionally attached to the idea of a .os TLD. Nevertheless, the introduction of the .zip TLD faced numerous complaints[5],[6], particularly regarding security concerns.

____________________________

1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33838179

2. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38830132 & https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29779753

3. https://simone.computer/#/webdesktops

4. https://fieldeffect.com/blog/what-you-should-know-about-the-...

5. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-zip-domai...

6. https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2023/05/zip-domains

redsolver
3 replies
9h0m

Afaik all 2-letter TLDs are ccTLDs, which means they must be a country code of some country and are managed by it. There's no country with "os" yet, so to make the TLD available one would need to found a new country first!

throwaway11460
0 replies
8h41m

Let's call it the Oasis of Servers. I guess we could find an old oil platform or something...

redbell
0 replies
8h29m

Oh, thanks for the clarification! I didn't thought about this.

nisegami
0 replies
2h32m

I've been of the opinion for a while now that they should just go ahead and make all 26^2 two letter tlds available. Would be neat.

SigmundurM
1 replies
8h59m

I may be wrong, but I believe all 2 letter TLDs are ccTLDs. All none ccTLDs would have to be 3 characters or longer.

hahamaster
0 replies
6h58m

Then it's .ops

tschwimmer
4 replies
17h56m

Krazam really captures the feeling of working for a mid-sized startup in SF perfectly. The pedantry, the braggadocio, and most of all the absurdity and the alienation one feels working on this stuff.

nine_zeros
0 replies
17h0m

The pedantry, the braggadocio, and most of all the absurdity and the alienation one feels working on this stuff.

Also at FAANG and FAANG wannabes. The absurd obsession over BS and pedantic conflicts is just yucky.

indrora
0 replies
9h32m

Because it was started by ex-FAANGers, Amazon specifically.

beezlebroxxxxxx
0 replies
4h16m

Their video "The Hustle" [1] is such a pitch perfect shot at a very common person in tech (and in NYC/SF especially).

The "read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations in bed on my Nook - didn't understand shit!" comes back to me almost weekly reading HN comments sometimes.

[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o7qjN3KF8U

ashton314
0 replies
17h26m

braggadocio

Thank you for showing me a new word today!

swyx
3 replies
17h38m

thats a tall order given he has 3 orders of magnitude less views. i'll give it a shot but burden of proof is on you...

satvikpendem
0 replies
17h34m

The latter is mostly on TikTok, not YouTube, but I know HN is not too amenable to watching TikTok so I linked his YouTube.

lupire
0 replies
4h47m

Kardashians have 3 orders of magnitude more views so burden of proof is on you

justech
0 replies
16h11m

He's pretty funny, but suffers from having to pump out more content for tiktok IMO. Krazam rarely uploads but it's always a banger

ashton314
4 replies
18h16m

Click on “safe space”.

DEVOPS is a meaningful term.

YOU WERE BORN TO DEPLOY KUBERNETES CLUSTERS!

panqueca
1 replies
17h42m

"Your family understands what you do..."

johnisgood
0 replies
17h38m

This makes me chuckle.

kreelman
1 replies
17h10m

This had me laughing too. Very cool. Kind of neat that this one sits right next to the meta OS article...

Cue music from the lion King ...

Can you feel the irony tonight... It's so obvious..

Huge meta corps writing a spurious OS..

What a hideous mess...

andrewflnr
0 replies
16h44m

It makes me happy that it sits right above the Meta OS post (at this writing).

Xunxi
4 replies
16h58m

I saw a similar design theme on Dan Brown's personal site recently and was wondering if it was one of those trends to feed off nostalgia or just a coincidence https://danb.me/

prezjordan
0 replies
4h27m

Dan doesn't use 98.css (krazam does!). You can tell by the 45 degree angles on the button borders.

tracerbulletx
0 replies
16h16m

This has been a trend for at least 15 years.

nxobject
3 replies
13h8m

In a world of people with side projects on GitHub, be the guy with a satire YouTube page.

cdchn
2 replies
11h41m

Which one looks better on your resume?

lupire
1 replies
4h45m

YT

vundercind
0 replies
3h4m

Interviewers might actually look at your YouTube. Not your GitHub.

kebman
3 replies
9h2m

I like the Safe Spaces. Such heart warming contents! Also, the joke I told in the meeting WAS really funny!

blauditore
0 replies
6h35m

I wonder where that sound/song is coming from, is there a Youtube channel or similar?

croon
0 replies
8h40m

Came to say the same thing (about your joke of course). The Safe Space was genuinely both very funny and insightful.

blauditore
3 replies
6h32m

The binary code at boot time spells "hello world s":

  01101000 01100101
  01101100 01101100
  01101111 00100000
  01110111 01101111
  01110010 01101100
  01100100 00100000
  01110011

deelowe
1 replies
5h44m

What the "s" at the end?

canadiantim
0 replies
5h28m

Saying hello to multiple worlds

syx
0 replies
6h18m

my favorite part of the boot screen is: `Circadian Rhythm :not good`

Physkal
3 replies
18h8m

What happens with the recycle bin

seeingnature
1 replies
17h49m

It's a video feed of yourself with clippy in the bottom right corner saying "It's you"

INTPenis
0 replies
9h53m

I'm glad I checked the comments first, not worth it.

sanex
0 replies
17h51m

Give it access and find out

peterkelly
2 replies
17h6m

Does it support ISO timestamps?

cosmic_quanta
0 replies
3h50m

I don't think so. The boot screen notes that Omega Star is still a blocker

cdchn
0 replies
11h43m

WE'RE BLOCKED

adamredwoods
0 replies
16h41m

One of the most brilliant things ever to be born from the internet uterus. I show this every time our PM asks "why".

Panoramix
0 replies
10h38m

Straight to the bookmarks

OisinMoran
0 replies
9h7m

Oh wow, this is giving very strong Severance vibes!

spxneo
1 replies
15h20m

maybe im too old but not sure why this is on the front page

imp0cat
0 replies
13h57m

Because it's funny and nostalgic. Seriously, who doesn't love those two guys and their videos (I wanted to write "parodies", but damn, some of those really hit hard).

sph
1 replies
10h48m

I would be surprised if the KRAZAM guys did not have an HN account. They are so plugged in the Silicon Valley startup life.

Now I want to see a video from them that references or is about Hacker News.

vundercind
0 replies
3h5m

HN may be too easy to read as parody, to parody it…

smrtinsert
1 replies
13h25m

I always get one enter away from posting the "I've brought value but at what cost" video in my company slack but then I chicken out.

cdchn
0 replies
11h42m

Post the "Leadership Sync" video after an executive shakeup.

makach
1 replies
11h0m

I clicked on trash and found exactly what I was looking for

aftergibson
0 replies
10h53m

Nicely done.

elwell
1 replies
18h7m

Could Krazam be behind the HN spam today?

Apocryphon
0 replies
15h45m

I forgive them

jeffcox
0 replies
12h18m

Even odds on which one will still be going in 10 years time.

data_ders
1 replies
16h52m

terminal wants me to FIND THE FIRST CODE IN THE SYLLABUS. where?!?!

jdmarble
0 replies
4h30m

Hint: do something you would normally never do on something you normally never even notice.

yolkedgeek
0 replies
10h5m

yay go Krazam! absolutely love their videos, their videos are THE inside jokes between me and my co-workers.

whatever1
0 replies
18h10m

buttery smooth scrolling + windows 98 = perfection

tippytippytango
0 replies
16h24m

Wow, I fully expected that to destroy my browser history. Imagine my shock when I clicked back and ended up back on HN. Great work.

sergiotapia
0 replies
4h20m

Try `sudo rm -rf /` lol

satchlj
0 replies
15h7m

spent way too long looking for that code in the syllabus

rc_mob
0 replies
18h16m

That SRE video accurately depicted my life in DevOps. I felt that one.

pnw
0 replies
17h13m

The affirmations video is great. I'm still waiting for a Makro comeback as well!

phone8675309
0 replies
3h51m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsDk8wjRPs from them kills me every time

Doubly funny when it first came out because IIRC Slackware ha just released a new version

mixmastamyk
0 replies
16h18m

Ha, I made a boot-up sequence on my site in the mid-90s. Brings back the memories.

lovegrenoble
0 replies
6h45m

Nice old-school look

louwrentius
0 replies
3h59m

Devops is a meaningful term

joneil
0 replies
8h45m

The class name on the HTML element definitely makes me want to start using more expressive class names in my code. (Doesn't seem I'm able to copy/paste it into a Hacker News comment)

jmward01
0 replies
17h29m

Fun 15 mins. They really should have made the prize code make merch cost more, not less. I think that would have fit well with the theme!

hypertexthero
0 replies
14h22m

“You were born to deploy Kubernetes.”

LOL

eptcyka
0 replies
11h24m

Much better than HorizonOS.

devX3
0 replies
10h1m

legendary

carimura
0 replies
2h54m

The syllabus reminds me of HyperCard

bsnnkv
0 replies
15h6m

This really is the peak of user interface design. I will never be convinced otherwise.

beefsack
0 replies
9h25m

Open the Terminal and type help to start a puzzle, not much to it but it was a bit of silly fun!

average_r_user
0 replies
8h58m

I'm still using picchi 1.0 to improve my deployment pipeline by 20%

an_aparallel
0 replies
13h44m

im having a moment - i'm an absolute dead ringer for Ben Burke..its freaking me out XD Also they are outrageously funny!

ahyc
0 replies
16h54m

banger

Terr_
0 replies
17h4m

Weird, twice now it has locked up Firefox when I try to open it.

Maybe it's somehow trying to access my clipboard, and that's triggering a separate problem I've been having when RDP'ing to a certain Linux machine in another window...

Crier1002
0 replies
16h43m

i just love the details on this one. thanks for sharing!

Apocryphon
0 replies
18h31m

They truly speak to the soul of a new industry