Don't read this article, if you are not in web dev. Once you start seeing it, you can't stop seeing it, and it will drive you crazy forever. It is the same for noticing misalignment, recognizing color oversaturation, high quality speakers/headphones, etc.
(It is a good article!)
The same happens when you:
- Install flooring
- Install trim in your own home
- Build / install cabinets
You will now see:
- Odd flooring patterns and uneven floors
- Know what it looks like when trim isn't coped
- Uneven gaps between doors
I’ve noticed these things all my life. Even as a young child I would point such things out and others would have trouble seeing it. Once I was diagnosed with autism, this tendency of mine made a lot more sense.
I’m curious if other people detect interrupted or irregular patterns so readily. It’s like there’s a part of my brain just looking for anomalies and I can’t turn it off.
I have this with grammar. When I read modern websites, articles, papers, emails from HR, etc. with their sloppy English and comma-splices everywhere, it annoys me way too much and it's a real challenge to push on through and keep reading.
It feels like walking through a maze, with an uneven floor and bad lighting, full of dead-ends, compared to walking down a pleasant, well-lit corridor.
For me, it's the all-lowercase style of some of the current in-vogue AI leaders like Sam Altman that drives me crazy.
Is your shift key... broken? No? Use it please.
97% of people don't use a shift key for capitals now it seems
98% don’t use periods. ;)
This one is a bit more reasonable (to me at least). It seems to be an internet/texting convention that messages ending with a period are more formal/serious or potentially angry/irritated, whereas messages without a period are lighter/more fun. As an example:
“Have you taken the dog out?”
“Yes”
Vs
“Have you taken the dog out?”
“Yes.”
The second comes across as the responder being potentially irritated at the asker. I believe that this comes down to the amount of effort required to type the reply; adding a period is making the explicit choice to do so, whereas not doing so is the default. This isn’t the case for sentences in the middle of a multi-sentence answer, since a separator is needed anyways. But I find myself not adding a period even at the end of multi-sentence messages, and I automatically read any message ending with a period with a different tone than one which does not.
Maybe I’m just nuts though, that’s always an option. But with text being such a relatively limited medium for conveying emotion in short messages, I think this is a reasonable solution.
70% of statistics are made up.
This is spot-on. HR is bad, but at least writing is not their main job, so I'm willing to cut them some slack.
My main concern is the writing I see coming out of the Public Relations and Communications departments. Writing is not exactly tangential to those fields.
It wasn't always this way. What has happened?
Maybe it’s related to how we (government, industry) used to routinely make great instructional videos and other learning materials, but are now largely terrible at it.
I suspect it’s all connected to the rise of a professional management class, rather than promotion through the ranks, and management by people who’ve done the work. Nobody who’s in a position to demand better or to make sure the right people are in the right roles, actually knows WTF they’re doing outside of a spreadsheet and PowerPoint.
I used to write some of the worst English out there. Then I became part in a streamers community, where proper English grammar was encouraged/enforced. (Well, more like having to at least try to write proper English, there was quite a bit of leeway) Ever since then, I get incredibly annoyed at people just writing "liek this and not giving an crap about proper grammar or punctuation this makes text harder to read then necessary"
Same. Also I get annoyed when pointing out (in good manner) misspellings, bad grammar, or technical inaccuracies gets called out as pedantry or policing, especially here on HN. Sure, it's not the end of the world - but the reason we have a nice place here is, in big part, because enough people care to set certain quality expectations. When that erodes, so do nice things.
I have this with spelling. Even a fractional glance at a poster/billboard/sign, without focusing my eyes on it, and certainly without reading a single word ... any misspelled word triggers a flag in my brain sort of "pinging" me with the precise location of the misspelled word.
The grocer's apostrophe (which I will argue should be called the grocers'(1) apostrophe, since there are many offending grocers) is the bane of my existence
(1) My phone absolutely tried to correct that back to "grocer's"
I think you're missing the joke of the name!
I don't think it's a joke. The possessive plural is a disaster in American English
Well, it is "a baker's dozen", right? Not "all the bakers' dozens". Since the phrase incorporates a reference to a single individual, as a representative concept for all bakers.
So "the grocer's apostrophe" makes sense as a phrase referring to a typical individual grocer with a typical atypical apostrophe, standing in as a representative for all grocers and all their darned grocers' apostrophes.
If you want to make your existence slightly more irritating: Learn German and move to Germany. There the possessive s ending is written without an apostrophe - but there is an equivalent which then falsely writes the possessive with an apostrophe - the so-called Deppenapostroph (idiot's apostrophe).
What annoys me most about German vs English is that German has lots of English loanwords ending in "y" (e.g. "Party"), but it's officially not allowed to use the plural form that would be correct in English, e.g. "Parties" - you have to write "Partys". As a bonus, you could try using "Party's", but that would be incorrect again...
Maybe it should be the grocer's' apostrophe, since there are many offending grocer's.
Is that autism thing? My therapist suspect I'm autistic, and I have always noticed things like this - or trying to align everything in my mind when I look at things, or trying to split the into two halves of equal volume.
Very much in line with being neurodivergent.
Sounds more like autism than ADHD, but it's hard for me to tell, 'cause I'm both[1].
[1] https://romankogan.net/adhd
... I guess another thing to bring up during session. Thanks. (and to the other person thanks too, but I don't want to make another post)
It's related to improved pattern recognition in asd and adhd. If it particularly bothers someone, a touch of OCD might be involved too.
I’m curious if other people detect interrupted or irregular patterns so readily
All the time, and I learned to not care a lot, even like some; for instance there's a lot of (mostly abstract, surrealism) art which does all the things wrong on that front but which is extremely enjoyable to me. Same weird way with music: exact 4/4 stuff is mostly boring, often even annoying, but give me funky off-beat stuff, chaos and noise and it brings a smile to my face.
There's only one thing which I can't shake off and that's lines which are meant to be, but aren't eaxcatly, parallel or right angles. Can keep staring at those. Especially when they are like very close to being correct but look like they're off (for like 1mm over 1m). Not the first time I actually get up and take a ruler to verify.
But then there is the intentional curvature in ancient stone columns, where ther the pillar is neither a perfect cylinder nor even a perfect cone, and it's on purpose because actual perfect forms don't look right to humans.
Like one part of the article shows the Apple logo in a circle, and the correct centering is not to have all points on the logo equidistant from the circle, but to allow the leaf to go a lot closer than the rest.
I was about to write: As someone late-diagnosed[1] with ADHD[2] and discovering they're autistic, ... -
...yup. This is what I was a about to write.
The answers to that are no and yes, that's the blessing and the curse of autism.
Seeking and recognizing patterns is one of the defining traits.
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[1] https://romankogan.net/adhd#Diagnosis
[2] https://romankogan.net/adhd/#Awfully%20Described%20Human%20D...
Humans brains are pattern recognition machines. It’s how you are able to read efficiently, why you enjoy music, and why you are able to say “this alley seems shifty, best not enter it.”
Most people are able to naturally filter out most of it. You’re just a little less equipped to. People with ADHD have similar problems.
Psychedelics remove most of those filters, causing someone’s brain to get the raw data including all the anomalies in the processing, which makes patterns (visual and mental) both suddenly much more apparent and do weird things :)
I'm autistic and I see patterns and issues with misaligned patterns which cause psychic pain. Also phase issues with sound because it feels physically painful.
Also autistic, I have this very much with displays. I can’t understand how people can stand LCD televisions. They usually have non-uniform brightness which is super distracting.
I’m not entirely sure I agree with you on this. It’s hard for me to say because I really like the imperfections in things I build, for the most part. Like I’ll full spartle a wall (not entirely sure if this is the correct English description) and I’ll intentionally leave the finish less than “perfect” because I think it adds a little soul to it that will make me happy down the years.
Then you have things like flooring, installing windows, and anything on outside, however, where I’ll absolutely make sure it’s perfectly everything. Basically so my floors have none of the issues you describe as an example. Part of the success behind this is to hide the imperfections. You’re not going to ever build a perfect floor if you build it all the way to the wall. So what you do is that you leave a gap between the wall and the floor and you cover that gap up with wooden “footlists” (again not sure if that’s the correct English description). This gives you a “perfect” floor which aligns with everything in the room. The more crooked a room is, the more you have to cheat, but if you put in the effort it’s almost always achievable.I would like the small imperfections in these things as well. Ok, maybe not on the outside unless I was very sure it wouldn’t have an impact on the integrity of weather protection, but I wouldn’t mind crooked floors. The reason I strive to make them perfect is that other people won’t, which will make a property much harder to sell. Because unlike imperfect ”walling”, a floor correction/replacement will absolutely impact the value of a property.
But then there is the part where you will absolutely notice it when it’s not installed correctly. Which is what I guess you’re getting at, and I agree with you. The thing with buildings, however, is that you have to cheat. Buildings are imperfect and they can even more around a bit as weather conditions change. So with buildings you have to cheat. Which is different than with aligning things on the web, or at least it should be. So this is the part I disagree with a little.
As a side note people shouldn’t accept crooked floors and so on, especially not when you’ve hired professionals. They should know how to cheat.
Here in the US, it's called “baseboard”:
https://www.google.com/images?q=baseboard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseboard
“[Baseboard's] purpose is to cover the joint between the wall surface and the floor. It covers the uneven edge of flooring next to the wall; protects the wall from kicks, abrasion, and furniture; and can serve as a decorative molding.”
It’s ‘skirting’ here in NZ.
Probably throughout the Commonwealth, skirting or skirting board (it is here in the UK too), and a confused Canada as for most of these words!
This time the coin-flip of Canadian nomenclature landed on "American"; we call them baseboards.
Ditto here in NZ's West Island (Australia).
And commonly, in the US, you'll see baseboards (3-4" tall) which were sloppily cut and then that was, in turn, covered up with a quarter-round moulding. If the floor and wall are installed properly, the quarter round shouldn't be necessary.
Hey now!! I represent this remark!
The gap also helps with expansion, otherwise the hardwood panels will form ridges in the middle of the floor.
The word for this is wabi-sabi.
My OCD self: "At last, I found you, wabi-sabi, my archnemesis".
AFAIK you should always leave space between floor and walls. As the material may grow/shrink with temperature etc. Very noticable in Sweden.
It’s also to prevent moisture issues. If you plaster right down to the floor then the plaster slowly soaks up moisture over time. Instead an unsightly gap is left to prevent this bridging. Skirting / baseboard covers the gap.
So much of what happens in house construction is about water management and without understanding it, it’s common for people to create issues. Regularly see patios that cover airbricks, causing suspended timber floors to rot.
design systems are imperfect, and can become even more so with changing specs/frameworks/dependencies/browser updates/...
Gaps in doors are such an American thing.
My house is built on top of bentonite clay (I think that's the term). My doors would stick if there weren't gaps. I have a system where I measure the level across the house and adjust my teleposts every year too.
Look up Altbauwohnung
Doors. That one is a double whammy, because even if I force myself to unsee that a wing was installed unevenly, eventually gravity itself will remind me, as it will start closing on its own, or stopping at a different angle than other doors in the house, etc.
I haven't built/done any of these and yet notice misalignments and it drives me nuts. Hundreds of thousands of dollars (equivalent in INR) spent to on buildings and they don't bother to align bricks; it's as if there's no value in aesthetics, visual beauty, symmetry etc.,
/rant
Which I find very interesting. I’ve seen that there are constructors in India that are very much capable of recognizing and correctly implementing the alignments, but you pay so so much more than the average constructors- and then you are often in a conundrum where you have to choose between paying market rate and getting equivalent precision, or to pay 5x market rate to get a very good standard.
Most import rule is to never do your own drywall. I still haven't learned it.
That's the easiest though! All you need is a good sander.
Tiles. There is a correct way to install them. I don’t know how you decide what’s correct, but sometimes it’s centred, sometimes a full one on the left, or the right.
Then you have the same scenario but top to bottom.
When we were building our house I built a tool[0] for exactly this problem so I could visualize how tiles would look w/ different arranging. Worked really well for both floor tile and tile on the shower walls
[0] https://tilelayoutwizard.com/
This is what causes me absolute task initiation paralysis - the fear of not being perfect - even with my new attempt at adherence to "don't let perfection be the enemy of good enough"
Does anyone else who comes into the house notice anything? Very unlikely unless they are craftspeople.
Here's how you do it, make everything so poorly in terms of fit and finish that it becomes hard to find things that are perfect (or even good). Embrace the aesthetic.
I thought the tiles on my bathroom floor were perfectly flat and even on the ground, until I switched off the light and used that damn laser on the Dyson vacuum cleaner.
What greeted me was an uneven landscape of tiles that the naked eye just didn't see.
Same, except with panel floor in our bedroom. Moved the bedframe and some cabinets around, suddenly the bed is really wobbly. Couldn't see why until I took my laser level and started sweeping the floor with the "red X" at a low angle, like it was sci-fi scanner.
That laser level actually revealed plenty of places around the apartment I dare not look at anymore, lest I get annoyed at the contractors... and the original builders of the block.
Truth, I spend every free second in an Airbnb analyzing their trim, electrical, flooring, et c work. Spotting where additions were made. Can’t turn it off.
I have a wall outside where the siding is off 1/4" on one side and it drives me insane. No one but me knows it was off.
Oh yeah, ignorance is bliss. :)
I can attest to that. Painting doors and then watching the result is akin to watching a good painting/desktop background for too long... as time passes you start to notice the irregularities. Like the girl's hand is overly big, or her legs are exaggerated.
These happened to me. Its kind of a curse. And with only so much time in the day I can't fix it all.
If you can't cut it right, caulk it white.
Hi I heard you might like to learn about keming.
I wish I had never heard of kerning! I wasn't even aware that I was sensitive to kerning issues until this abomination came into my house: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.bdzKtgJ5MkGpA5iutzfTxQAAAA?rs=... Now, whenever I see that thing, I feel a sudden urge to throw it out of the window...
Leam to kem.
Thank you, my day is ruined.
Really? This is the first world problem! What drives me crazy are people being selfish and stupid, high taxes, trash dumped in forests, air pollution, etc. Not some slight misalignment on web pages!
Word.
All of those are manifestations of the same thing: not caring enough.
And if you want to suffer more proceed to this design game https://cantunsee.space/
I just went through all of the easy ones and most of them seem "obvious", but some of them seem like preference (like the separator width). Another one I noticed is medium 6, where I'm not sure the smaller icon is necessarily always better. I'd be careful taking something like this as gospel without careful scrutinization. A lot of it feels like modern UI dogma which likes to waste space for no reason other than aesthetics, rather than actual UI research. Some of it just feels completely arbitrary.
Former frontend developer here -- I did fight with these misalignments (typically those things that don't align were lots of nested containers, fighting with each other in different ways, so the solution was to clean them up and use one simple alignment).
But I stopped noticing these things, maybe because mobile UIs are a lot worse -- not in visual design, but in that they always do weird things and live their own life.
Misalignment is a tiny dirty spot on a clean but wrecked car.
Well, if you have full control on the frontend, then it's your responsibility to make these right.
motherfuckingwebsite.com is centered alright to the whole width of the browser windows right in the middle of the browser window.
As great as it is, it still sucks because on my full-screen browser, the text spans the entire monitor width, which makes text hard(er) to read. But as soon as you start forcing narrower columns for better readability, you start to run into positioning and precision problems again.
Literally cannot win.
Obligatory Rick and Morty reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQoRfieZJxI
Bad Kerning is what drives me nuts, like how can the person that did it look at it and think, "we're good!"... le rage
edit: ahh.. a vote for bad kerning. lol
Or keming (bad kerning).
Several years ago I spent around 2 weeks on fixing antialiased font rendering in a game engine. Had to look close at the text in other apps to compare. Took me months to unsee it
Once you discover a mastering error in a song (or get told about it) it might ruin the song.
Obligatory xkcd reference: https://xkcd.com/1015/
As usual, there's an XKCD about this: https://xkcd.com/1015/.
Don’t forget the dead butterflies.
I showed my wife (who teaches people to ride horses) some photos of a woman in China with a horse and her comment was "Why is the halter twisted?"
I went to an MLS game with someone who had been a soccer ref and he pointed out that the line on the side of the field wasn't perfectly straight.
I should've heeded your warning. Altough, the loading circle was funny