Great execution, one of my queries showed this, idk what it means
```dig @35.223.197.204 google.com ;; Warning: ID mismatch: expected ID 37255, got 53558```
Great project, I found out about a course that'll help me make 100,000 USD a month!
Can recommend! I tried it, and it only took 11.423 seconds to resolve reddit.com!
this is likely user error, our resolver was programmed in Rust, therefore it's blazingly fast
Web scale.
I died
Needs MongoDB
I hate April Fool’s day so much.
No, this didn’t trick me.
Lying and pranking are both bad things to do, and they’re bad on 1 April, too.
If you find this kind of thing fun, we can’t be friends and I will forever look down at you.
It’s my problem, I know, I just can’t condone pranking or deception for any reason.
Harmless pranks are good. They are our way of vaccinating people against real lies.
STRONG disagree. I have been pranked many, many times.
People want pranking to be ok because they want to have the license to prank someone.
In my experience, it is the pranksters I have known who have been most easily fooled by scams and misinformation.
Assholes hide behind pranks believing that saying “it’s just a prank, bro” afterwards frees them from the “asshole” label, or that it somehow excuses the whole exercise. It does not. It makes them a coward for trying to hide behind the “harmless prank” label.
Also, you can’t know a prank is harmless until after it has concluded. Any number of unpredictable things can go wrong during a prank that are subtly and unpredictably harmful in ways that the prankster could never know beforehand.
The only good pranks are the ones in which the pranked, after the pranking, wishes it happened more often. Never in my life have I witnessed such a prank, and I spent years in the military: pranksters paradise.
Built in rust? This needs to be at the top of my resolv.conf immediately!
You mean resolv.conf.ron? And why would you need anything else in that file, DN$ is all you need!
you mean etc/systemd/resolv.conf.d/new.conf
get on with the times, gramps.
DN$ only supports DNSSEC for customers in the ENTERPRISE tier
OK, so how much do I pay you to change that message to "DNSSEC is pointless and you should feel bad for making this request"?
If you join our pre-pre-seed fundraising round, I'm sure we can work something out
Why change the message instead of adding another? Any smart company should be able to offer support contracts for pointless things.
From the article link in the readme, this is a dig at Facebook.
We take inspiration from several tech companies - current and bankrupt
That specific bullet point was definitely a jab at Meta, but the whole thing is not just Meta.
Ad-supported DNS is already a common problem of the major Consumer ISPs, which is part of the reason it is often suggested to own your own home router, and to use a DNS provider of your own choice in your router (depending on who you trust to not also eventually add ads to their DNS, often the choices are Google or Cloudflare or DIY things like PiHoles).
Gotta admit, the title got my blood pressure going a little bit, until I clicked and read through. Really well done, and nice working demo!
Same!
$ dig @35.223.197.204 hackernews.com
< HTTP 402 error.
Your dig is dug.
$ dig @35.223.197.204 hackernews.com
; <<>> DiG 9.10.6 <<>> @35.223.197.204 hackernews.com
; (1 server found)
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 63493
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 4, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 2
;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 65494
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;hackernews.com. IN A
;; ANSWER SECTION:
hackernews.com. 46 IN A 13.249.141.50
hackernews.com. 46 IN A 13.249.141.113
hackernews.com. 46 IN A 13.249.141.98
hackernews.com. 46 IN A 13.249.141.39
;; ADDITIONAL SECTION:
hackernews.com. 7200 IN TXT "Need to launder some money? Invest in our cryptocurrency!"Here's me, a Uniformly Dopey Peasant.
nmap -sV -p 53 35.223.197.204
Starting Nmap 7.94SVN ( https://nmap.org ) at 2024-04-01 20:16 BST
Nmap scan report for 204.197.223.35.bc.googleusercontent.com (35.223.197.204)
Host is up (0.11s latency).
PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
53/tcp open domain?
1 service unrecognized despite returning data. If you know the service/version, please submit the
following fingerprint at https://nmap.org/cgi-bin/submit.cgi?new-service :
SF-Port53-TCP:V=7.94SVN%I=7%D=4/1%Time=660B081A%P=x86_64-pc-linux-gnu%r(DN
SF:SVersionBindReqTCP,4F,"\0M\0\x06\x81\x05\0\x01\0\x01\0\0\0\0\x07version
SF:\x04bind\0\0\x10\0\x03\xc0\x0c\0\x10\0\x01\0\0\0d\0#\"TCP\x20is\x20for\
SF:x20enterprise\x20clients\x20only")%r(DNSStatusRequestTCP,3D,"\0;\0\0\x9
SF:0\x05\0\0\0\x01\0\0\0\0\xc0\x0c\0\x10\0\x01\0\0\0d\0#\"TCP\x20is\x20for
SF:\x20enterprise\x20clients\x20only");Our company culture codifies that our free and enterprise customers are uniformly referred to as peasants.
Enterprise customers are called "Top Customer Peasants"
Nice :D
The TXT ads: https://github.com/tedkim97/adcache/blob/main/src/adcache.rs...
so good: "Meet hot, lonely DNS records in your area tonight"
When are you going to implement the dark blockchain into this!?
Blockchain technology is on our roadmap for Q4 20XX
;; ADDITIONAL SECTION
TXT "Meet hot, lonely DNS records in you area tonight"
;; ADDITIONAL SECTION: news.ycombinator.com. 7200 IN TXT "CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME"
No plans to IPO, then sell off shares and causing the entire stock to free fall and leaving retail investors to hold the bag?
Rookie.
Hah! LZMAO!
That... made my day. Brilliant from top to bottom.
Hmm. I'm starting on a new project tomorrow. Perhaps I should mail the customer and tell them I decided to rewrite the whole project in Rust?
this project needs to be stickied. can we do that around here?
#intedwetrust
April 2nd 2024 Update: THIS PROJECT IS DEPRECATED
Due to several lawsuits and criminal investigations, DN$ needs to shutdown. Source code to setup your own DN$ resolver is here.
Little over the top. Sometimes subtle is better/more entertaining.
Seems legit!
But where is the serverless blockchain?
Good one
FWIW, I’ve looked at Cloudflare pretty closely and I don’t think they are monetizing - but given the potential rewards it’s always going to be a “break glass in case of quarterly revenue dip” type situation.
Google is…Google.
Is this to be associated with "M$?" B/c there are still dorks writing things with a cash sign.
Already saw a job posting requiring 5 years of experience with DN$.
Should have called it "B$ DNS" hahaha
I was using shitty wifi provided by the hotel for free, and was a bit mystified as to what the fuss was about. Turns out they were fucking with the replies, because of course they were.
Trying again on a network thats well setup lets me actually see the proper replies.
An ID mismatch occurs when the ID on your DNS query differs from the ID on your DNS response. Queries & Responses should share the same ID - either this has been done intentionally or it's a sign that something is buggy with the resolver.
This sounds like a serious, security vulnerability. We'll investigate it in 3-5 years
Given that the server is written in Rust, it is perfect and has no bugs. This must be a cosmic ray that hit a router on the way
If it's written on rust then the spec is buggy
It's a feature!