View an example here: https://ctan.math.utah.edu/ctan/tex-archive/graphics/pgf/con...
Maybe the hue is off, or its a different roast or beans, feels less coffee, more science murder mystery?
View an example here: https://ctan.math.utah.edu/ctan/tex-archive/graphics/pgf/con...
Maybe the hue is off, or its a different roast or beans, feels less coffee, more science murder mystery?
Why aren't there mugs with hydrophobic coating on the bottom? It seems like this should be an easy problem to solve compared to all the petaflop GPU's and spacecraft we're building.
Normally, mugs are ceramic and thus the parts that had to touch the shelf in the kiln are unglazed.
Maybe we just need to make pottery in 0G.
Could you just suspend them on a cushion of air like indoor skydiving?
How do you "just" suspend a mug on a cushion of air?
Maybe like indoor skydiving?
One of the primary motivations behind LK99 and other efforts to create room-temp superconductors is to fashion coffee mugs that harness the Meissner effect to levitate above journal print-outs.
Obtaining the necessary laminar flow in the presence of the handle might be challenging.
Not all tableware is barefooted / dry-footed. You can use a stilt, which is a ceramic with sharp metal (eg Kanthal) pins on which the glazed ceramic is supported. Pieces fired this way have small marks on the bottom like the injection marks some moulded plastic has.
Fully glazed ware is good for wet areas when the ceramic may not be entirely vitrified, as this prevents water from soaking into the ceramic body.
Dry-footed ware that hasn't been high-fired will soak up moisture, eg when washing, and so cause problems - crazing, and getting very hot when used in a microwave oven (which can cause more crazing, but also burn your hand!
Source: am potter.
The foot ring on dry-footed mugs is a useful knife sharpener in a pinch.
Huh, TIL
The bare ceramic on the bottom of the mug is of those things I've always noticed about coffee cups but never really thought about.
How would a hydrophobic coating help?
I can imagine two ways. First, on the very bottom, if you place the mug into a puddle of coffee, then no coffee will wet the bottom of the mug. Second, around the side, when coffee runs down the side of the mug, a hydrophobic coating might stop a drop in its path if it is not too heavy. Not sure if the second thing would actually work.
The coating around the side should form a V, with the handle being the lowest point, and make a little indentation on the bottom of the inside of handle to collect all the liquid...
So make a GoreTex sleeve that waterproofs the bottom of your coffee mug?
That's a very low tech solution. What we need is an internet connected mug that senses with a camera if it's about to be set on top of a piece of paper and starts beeping uncontrollably.
With a firmware update and an additional charge to the customer a model for detecting polished wooden furniture could also be used.
It also needs a permanent internet connection, as the inference for the paper detection is run in the cloud, and a subscription to keep it working.
I call it No-SaaS, No Stains as a Service.
Because that is a hardware fix.
Why fix in hardware what can be fixed in software? A simple Latex package could add hydrophobic coating feature to the document file.
Next: the device driver team will be tasked with a software patch to correct for the burned out light bulb on the device.
Oh great, one more ink cartridge for printer manufactures to sell. And, of course, the printer will refuse to work if your hydrophobic coating cartridges is empty even tough all other cartridges are fine.
They tend to get destroyed when cleaning the items. It happens a lot with clothing that has hydrophobic coatings so I'd imagine a dishwasher would ruin it almost immediately, leading to complaints and returns.
Aren't most hydrophobic coatings very toxic and wear easily?
Then how would we tell which papers have been read?
Looking forward to using this next time I'm told I have to print, sign, and scan a document. I already have software setup to slightly rotate the page and add some grain, but this will add extra verisimilitude.
I legit had to google the word "verisimilitude"
Me too. What a wordsmith, I am in awe! not being sarcastic, I really do appreciate it
You and me both. Maybe someone will find this useful: https://photocopy.fuglede.dk/
Nice! If only I knew this existed last month.
But they also needed a “company seal stamp” which I had to draw
Now we just need a similar package to smudge and blot the signature slightly, and add a little ink spatter, for the fountain pen look.
See falsisign: https://gitlab.com/edouardklein/falsisign
convert \
-density 150 \
-colorspace gray \
+noise Gaussian \
-rotate 0.5 \
-depth 2 \
"$1" \
"$(echo "$1" | rev | cut -f 2- -d '.' | rev)-scanned.pdf"Huh, my AI-generated newspaper also adds coffee stains to a LaTeX (technically LuaTeX) document: https://imgur.com/a/NoTr8XX
I cobbled this myself, I didn't know it was such an expansive domain with prior art!
Beautiful project! How long does the 1100 mAh battery last?
About 7 months in the first run. I recently switched things to a more efficient TPS63020-based voltage converter though, which has an extremely low operating quiescent current of only 25uA in low power mode (1/4 of the MT3608 I previously used). I'm hoping for more in the next!
The comparison will also be apples-to-oranges though since I also switched it to a 3500 mAh 18650 during that revision ... self-drain and therefore the battery make itself now become a big factor ... ask me in a few years how it went? :-)
Incredible! Thanks for sharing
Great project, would be a good expo for Hack-a-day
What about green tea?
Or Diet Coke.
Or Maté?
or Monster?
What goes through someone's mind that they spend all the time and effort to create a visual gag and then don't put images of said visual gag on the documentation?
The supporting code repo contains a sample PDF
https://framagit.org/Pathe/coffeestains/-/blob/main/coffeest...
Old-school internet vibes
What do you mean? It is on the documentation?
https://ca.mirrors.cicku.me/ctan/graphics/pgf/contrib/coffee...
Working in France, I remember having to provide a "Scan of an original of Bank Account information slip" (approximate translation). It's just a number! That I could have copy/pasted in an email to make sure the secretary won't fuck it up, or I could download the document from my bank and email it, but no, HR insisted it had to be an original.
I eventually downloaded one from my bank, converted it to JPEG, added a light coffee stain with Gimp and sent that, to pretend it was an actual scan of an actual document actually printed by the bank.
That almost made me nostalgic for the French love of paperwork. 'La paperasse' I seem to recall. Watching an official in action is like performance art.
If you think the French love paperwork, try Japan!
I eventually downloaded one from my bank
Had the same experience, but that I could not do, as my bank would only give out some crude Netscape era HTML laid out with a borderless <table>, that might just as well have been plain text. I literally had to fake something that looked like a pretty paper one, complete with the bank cooler palette and slapping a semi-transparent logo in the background.
Another marvel: once I received some paperwork, and was asked to sign and scan, which I did.
I had a nice scanner. It produced perfectly noise free, upright scans. I had a nice pen. It produced very clean scripture.
Apparently too nice as the recipient lectured me that I had to print, physically sign, and scan, that they could not accept a digital signature on a digital document. The fact that I received the paperwork on actual paper by snail mail and never could have had access to a digital version completely eluded them.
A lot of time can be saved by printing stains directly on the page rather than adding them manually.
Outstanding.
Bestowing the ''golden ring of quality'' has now been automated.
When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
Some other great CTAN packages with an "amusements" tag: https://ctan.org/topic/amusements
realhats is pretty great.
Think of all the work that was done on this package INSTEAD the paper the author should have been working on.
I do hope they got tenure for this!
:D
Honestly if I got a resume featuring this I would immediately call them in for an interview it counts for massive bonus points.
would you lower the points awarded if they were not to scale?
I'm gonna need a decaf option
The code didn't look as I expected. He more-or-less embedded an svg into the sty-file.
https://framagit.org/Pathe/coffeestains/-/blob/main/coffeest...
I am looking forward to a real generative AI that produces coffee stains.
I'm fairly sure this is either older than stated, or is based off an older package. I distinctly remember a similar package existing when I was in high school in the 00's, I turned in a paper for AP CS with a faked coffee stain once as a joke.
Or use overpic and the coffee stain filter from Gimp.
This reminds me of the old Philip and Alex's Guide to Web Publishing* posts from the 90's and his sketcherly / back of the napkin diagram style.
I actually like their take on the vacat page [0] even more.
I remember using something similar like a decade ago, maybe one I linked below? I added one to a paper for a math class I turned in and the teacher loved it so much that the next semester he used it on almost every handout; it was quite annoying after a while, hahaha.
https://www.overleaf.com/latex/examples/latex-coffee-stains/...
Need to fork to make it bloodstains
I used this library very often when writing a new paper. When the paper was a draft I would put coffee stains on the pages. In this way, I always knew if I was looking at a draft or the final version.
Previously: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19008109
Brings back memories from time when printed documents were still the norm. A coworker used to call it my "seal of approval" if a document was on top of my desk long enough to accumulate a hefty dose of coffee stains.
I still cling to doing it manually, as a bonus you get coffee too!
Sometimes I exchange printed papers and documents with colleagues that have actual coffee stains. Would be interesting to have digital and physical stains at the same time. I will test that. Some will complain about the perfect shapes /s
Package name should have been Lattex.
This is essential
This is why I read HN every day.
Maybe you can combine coffee stains and watermarks.
I'm sure the extra cost of color printing makes it less economical.
Stains add a whole layer of history to a document - I remember a prof at uni once apologizing for the wine stains on our papers...
In the same vein as stains, I love how non-waterproof inks react with water; the organic smudges and splotches add a bit of watercolor to an ordinary journal page (1).
1: https://nexus.armylane.com/files/Journal-Ink-splotches.jpg
First few stains look a bit poopy. And last one a bit murdery. None of them look very covfefe.
Agreed, I was expecting something a bit more like this:
https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=102580....
What keyboard is that?
If you're looking for the game ending keyboard you need this one. https://www.aliexpress.com/i/3256803782645256.html
Any mechanical switch, on its own key mount moved on a split or single magnetic board. I suggest split.
That looks amazeballs. What I wanted my whole life.
Is it good though or is it impulse buy ewaste that just looks cool?
That‘s the comment I expect on a site named Hacker News
Nice keeb
very murdery! Never even seen coffee that color :)
Maybe the poor civet had bloody bowels that day :(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak
This is the kind of discourse I seek out on HN. ty
Brilliant!
My favorite was with two sides of a blank page in a document. One side read "This page is intentionally left blank", and the other side read "This page isn't."
I always liked the self-contradictory nature of "This page was unintentionally left blank."
Plot twist: the printer accidentally added the [non-]blank page.
Thanks for linking to that. Really confused why the ctan pages don't.
They do, it’s the ‘English documentation’ link.
yeah the color if off and you can see that it's obviously a vector graphic... it's kind of posterized
I wonder if blurring the edges of the shapes within the stain might help make it look more organic
This seems like the sort of thing that happens when one repeatedly tweaks while using the previous iteration as a reference. It might feel like most iterations improve on what came before, but before long one loses the connection to the original reference.
I think Deming compared it to the telephone game.
The recent project of the darktable developer to ansel shows this happening in other open source projects too.
Aw, these don't look nearly as good as I hoped.
Stains need to be subtler/fainter, waterier, with grain specks
Probably replicating when you scan the paper
Maybe CMYK colour with no associated profile?
Some of those are wine stains. The pkg does both.
hard to judge on a screen how they will look printed