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Unbefleckt
36 replies
16h38m

I hope I live to see the day when I can feed an AI the "Hamlet" skit from Last Action Hero, the original text of Hamlet itself, and the entirety of Arnold's work in the 80s and 90s and have it spit out the full length version for me to goon over and die happy.

mosquitobiten
29 replies
16h34m

My bet is 20 years for this to happen.

luckman212
28 replies
16h9m

I'll take the other side of that bet and say we will see this happen in <5 years.

echelon
25 replies
15h47m

Agreed. This is moving faster than people not working in the field realize.

In fact, I'll wager to say that Disney and Pixar are both toast in just a few short years. You won't need Disney, $50-$100M in production funding, or more than one person to make a film. Films will cost $5,000. Then $1,000. Then very little at all.

Everything visual. Cartoons. Anime. Movies. Influencers. Actors. Porn stars.

Music is going to be right there with it.

noduerme
13 replies
15h9m

And once the reviews are written by AI and the views are generated by bots, we can get those pesky humans out of the loop completely! Eventually we won't even need to have movies, just an agreement between two AIs that one will make a theoretical movie and the other will theoretically review it and watch it a million times. Heck, no human will have any money to go to the movies or buy any merch anyway.

The only humans left in Hollywood will be copyright lawyers!

echelon
9 replies
14h50m

those pesky humans out of the loop completely

I don't know why you have such a bad outlook about this.

I have wanted to direct epic fantasy films my entire life, and this is the first tangible shot I have at making something that might look like a "blockbuster". My chances of doing that without GenAI were slim to none. Hollywood is a steep pyramid.

I don't know how you can't be excited. This is the dreams-come-true timeline.

noduerme
4 replies
14h38m

Hm. We may have a difference of outlook. I don't mind a fantasy blockbuster once in awhile, but to me the most interesting films involve interhuman drama that speaks to my own emotional experience, and often just consist of a lot of people talking with occasional plot twists and unexpected bursts of action. I went to film school for a couple years and dropped out, because as much as I enjoyed lighting and directing, I saw that everyone around me was obsessed with good effects and had no interest in good writing. [edit: That and it was insanely expensive and unjustifiable unless I wanted to be a commercial DP when I got out... and I wanted to be a writer.]

Yeah, I guess it would be awesome to just have an AI build your dream movie, but if you have a good script and a couple thousand bucks you can go out and find some actors and make something real right now. If it's good enough, you can get a shot at directing something massive where you actually have control over how your vision is executed, rather than sending your ideas into a "black box".

There's also the problem that visual fx are already pretty cheap, and no longer a reason to go see a movie. No one can even count the number of Viking shows or Lost Starship movies on streaming services, or tell them apart. It's not like when the original Jurassic Park came out and everyone was like I HAVE TO SEE THESE DINOSAURS. (My best friend recently described Avatar 2 as "that movie with the flying blue turds").

So my point is that the market is already oversaturated... just like mobile gaming. Chasing cool graphics, even if you get a monentary viral hit, you just end up lost in the flood of noise when everyone else has access to the same technology.

The pyramid is a good thing, actually, because it forces you to be imaginitive. The people at the top are less imaginative because they think their vast resources can compensate for bad writing. See: George Lucas.

Without a compelling story, a movie is worse than watching someone else play a video game. And with a compelling story, it doesn't matter if it's set on Mars or in your basement. I think it's also why the best games aren't the ones with the best rendering engines, but the ones with the best story and mechanics.

kian
1 replies
12h10m

This sounds like the end-state is an increase in the relative value of extremely well-written films, as special effects and eye candy lose their luster as they become extremely common-place (see the Marvel universe of films, for an example of this happening already).

noduerme
0 replies
10h8m

I can definitely see Netflix having four or five rows of AI movies above a ghetto section of "human-made" films. I already have to skip all the Marvel garbage. I mean, it's free to watch Twitch.

dotancohen
1 replies
4h36m

  > the most interesting films involve interhuman drama that speaks to my own emotional experience, and often just consist of a lot of people talking with occasional plot twists and unexpected bursts of action
What was your opinion on Clerks? You pretty much described that movie to a tee.

And, for that matter, the first few seasons of TNG.

noduerme
0 replies
4h14m

Clerks was / is one of my favorite movies of all time.

(Far as Trek goes, I liked the original series.)

squarefoot
2 replies
12h45m

I don't know how you can't be excited. This is the dreams-come-true timeline.

In theory yes, but imagine having to fight with another 8 billions directors to find someone who watches your movie. The day we can make our films at home (read as: everyone can make their films at home), is probably the day we'll need to create our own virtual audience as well, as the chances of being watched by some real person will be lower than winning a lottery.

thereisnospork
0 replies
12h11m

Sounds kind of like YouTube but with better production value?

Afaik that arrangement works quite well by the standards of both the creatives and viewers (and presumably Google?)

noduerme
0 replies
10h7m

that was my absurdist point about AIs making theoretical movies that would theoretically be watched by other AIs

noduerme
0 replies
13h36m

Ah, I just clicked your profile and recognized that you're the person building the dream studio! Hah. It makes sense. And that's an amazing project idea. Maybe our views aren't entirely incompatible. I feel like an adjunct to your project would be a separate program / ML workflow that helped to hone screenplays and stories, tilting toward letting people express their experiences through these media in a way that broadened their ideas and expanded their potential audience before committing the ideas to images and pixels.

sidm83
1 replies
13h30m

This reminds me of this quote from one of my all time favorite books, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency :

<quote> The Electric Monk was a labor-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe. </quote>

noduerme
0 replies
9h40m

hehehheh. I just re-read that book for the first time in ages a couple of months ago, so Douglas Adams has probably influenced my thinking about these things ;)

tambourine_man
0 replies
9h29m

Copyright lawyers are a great target for AI automation. I bet they’ll go first

imadj
2 replies
11h39m

I bet when CGI was first introduced (~40 years ago), you'd have said the the same or even more hyped: "Dude, in two years, all movies would be made on a computer. All 3D and VFX, by a single guy in his basement. No production or filming. Everything would be done on your computer, you don't need a crew. All these actors are gonna be jobless. Cameras? They're obselete."

Yeah, again, not how things works. Neither financially, nor the technology itself, nor the craft of film production. Not to be a party pooper, but the landscape will still look mostly the same in 5 years.

tetris11
1 replies
10h10m

I agree to the extent that CGI took 40 years to fully mature to be accessible to the masses (read: see what Blender 4.0 can do on a kid's desktop[0]).

AI is maturing fast. It's already on some people's smartphones.

0: https://wiki.blender.org/wiki/Reference/Release_Notes/4.0/

hnlmorg
0 replies
8h30m

But the stuff that works on people’s smartphones isn’t cinema quality. Which is precisely why it took decades for CGI to become accessible on our home PCs.

Generative AI is already powerful enough to replace big studios for short skits on YouTube. But a full length cinema-quality movie is a totally different ball game.

That all said, I definitely don’t think it will take 20 years to get there either. I do agree that the field is moving fast.

timthelion
1 replies
8h37m

Given that %60 of a films production budget goes to marketing I'll say there will still be studios... They'll just have a higher margin.

postexitus
0 replies
8h26m

If they have a higher margin there will be more studios competing for the same attention span/money and margins will come down.

jfoutz
1 replies
15h16m

I think live shows, improv and plays will stick around for a long time. But probably not for much money. It’s fun to do, it’s fun to watch.

Who knows?

echelon
0 replies
14h58m

improv

So a fun thing is happening on Twitch right now! VTubers are improving [1] against LLM-powered actors. They're effectively able to put on one-person improv shows in fully dynamic worlds. It's wild.

Check out CodeMiko (probably NSFW). It's captivating to behold.

[1] (yes, we all know)

personjerry
0 replies
12h46m

Media is popular and valuable not only because it's entertaining, but also because it's something you can talk about and relate to with others. So in that sense having the big brands with popular shows that most people watch is still relevant.

pandominium
0 replies
12h11m

What does "few years" mean? Bet on a timeline or stfu.

And what makes you think that Pixar and Disney won't want to automate the process of movie creation? The movie streaming platforms all reached a equilibrium, so they would work on the "full self-making movie" I suppose?

hakfoo
0 replies
15h9m

The problem is that they are wealthy and politically powerful, so it's unlikely they'll go down without a fight.

I fully expect a lot of large-model stuff will become legally nuclear over time, much like the sampling culture in music died off.

bryanrasmussen
0 replies
11h45m

Disney and Pixar have IP and parks, and a lot of cost with animators, actors, and directors to make new productions off of that IP. If in a few years all you need is 5000 Disney will make new IP for 5000 and structure it in the way that is most beneficial for their multiple franchises based off of their IP.

Disney won't be toast, they'll be a full continental breakfast in a 5-star hotel served by Star Wars Mickey in a waiter's costume.

schneems
1 replies
14h47m

I’ll take the other other side and bet that they’re in their room gooning right now.

Unbefleckt
0 replies
7m

Hey, that's a half truth!

whats_a_quasar
3 replies
15h27m

These aren't AI generated, FYI. I thought so too at first but someone just put in a crapload of work collecting fake movies or TV shows which were in real movies or TV shows.

TheCoelacanth
2 replies
12h42m

I think the idea is to use AI to turn these short snippets of imaginary shows into actual full-length show, not to generate more imaginary shows.

tetris11
1 replies
10h12m

Check out Frinkiac[0]. An extremely well annotated dataset of all Simpsons stills for almost every single frame.

How has someone has not used this huge corpus of image and text to write their own Simpson episode?

0 :https://frinkiac.com/gifmaker/S07E04/1166047/1166047

Narretz
0 replies
6h50m

Probably because "The Simpsons" has many (great) episodes already. The closest thing is probably "Dark Simpsons" or Simpsons Shitposts.

GaryNumanVevo
1 replies
8h13m

You might want to look up the current definition for "goon" It might not mean what you think it does

phyllistine
0 replies
5h3m

He clearly meant what he said.

teruakohatu
9 replies
18h28m

I thought this was collection of handmade or LLM generated fake shows, but rather it is a database of fictional shows that appeared within TV or movies, for example the Wayne’s World talk show that appeared within the Wayne’s World movie.

mongol
3 replies
18h24m

How do people find the time to create something like this? The breadth is staggering.

probably_wrong
1 replies
18h8m

The list of films itself is crowdsourced - you can check the list of suggestions on GitHub, where there are currently 290 pending titles: https://github.com/lynnandtonic/nestflix.fun/issues

Now, where do the site creators find the time to create every film card? Your guess is as good as mine.

nsfmc
0 replies
15h44m

i submitted a few shows to this and included a handful of stills to go along with it, it was an a+ contribution process, but there was still a lot of work i didn't do, so i can appreciate why there's a backlog. great project!

karmajunkie
0 replies
1h15m

To quote South Park, "there's a time and place for everything. Its called college."

user3939382
2 replies
15h43m

“Next on.. SICK SAD WORLD!”

NamTaf
1 replies
13h48m

This is precisely what I desperately wanted to find. Alas, my multi-decade wait continues.

agiacalone
0 replies
11h7m
silisili
0 replies
16h53m

Hey you're right. Just tried finding that one weird movie from The Office, and it's there, creepy stills and all!

https://nestflix.fun/mrs-albert-hannaday/

hypercube33
0 replies
6h12m

The Simpsons started as a show within a show so there's hope we can someday buy it for a dollar

wolverine876
3 replies
13h45m

It's hard to find good Shakespeare films, IMHO - I love the plays, but so many films seem underfunded and amatuerish. The only good movie versions of Hamlet I've seen were (in parts of) the films Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, and Fat Ham.

Edit: I'm not complaining and don't care much, but HN is puzzling sometimes! Currently this comment is at -1 - it's such an innocuous comment, and it added some substance. Maybe people really hated those films! :)

AlotOfReading
2 replies
13h36m

Ran is a pretty good king Lear.

wolverine876
1 replies
13h30m

Ran is an incredible film, IMHO. However, for these purposes, it doesn't fit what Nestflix is looking for: It's inspired by King Lear and follows some of the plot, but the plot also differs in many ways, the scenes and characters differ in many ways, and there's not one line of the Shakespeare play in it.

justincormack
0 replies
8h23m

I think you missed what Nestflix is hence the downvotes. This is a site for Pyramus and Thisbe thats performed inside A Midsummer Nights Dream not about inspiration and derivation.

jncfhnb
2 replies
17h54m

Oh good they have Stab. That franchise really went downhill but the first one was great!

BizarroLand
1 replies
1h21m

I've heard they're doing a reboot. Stab: New Blood.

Well, if it can get out of development hell but I'm hopeful!

jncfhnb
0 replies
2m

Wait I’m curious. What are you referencing here? I see a very niche video for scream (2022) aka Scream V called Scream New Blood but it doesn’t seem to have been an associated title ever with the film. And it was of course released. And I think in universe they went through Stab 9.

sockbot
1 replies
16h53m

Interesting decision to leave out movies that were fake, then became real. Like Machete was fake until it became a real movie!

gweinberg
0 replies
16h24m

I think there was already a plan to actually make a Machete move. But not "Machete Kills" or "Machete Kills Again."

ororroro
1 replies
12h41m

The recommendations seem a bit weak. What is the best way to build a recommender system for fictional works of fiction?

Anthony-G
0 replies
7h22m

The recommendations are on par with Netflix. I imagine that’s a feature – not a bug – and the creators wouldn’t want to build a better recommendation system.

hindsightbias
1 replies
14h57m

Where’s Wormhole X-Treme?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709220/

Anthony-G
0 replies
6h8m

It’s the only result when using the site search: https://nestflix.fun/search?search=Wormhole+X-Treme

Nestflix’s search is unlike Netflix in that it shows only what you searched for – without a mix of vaguely related shows or films.

ffhhj
1 replies
16h24m

Gandhi’s back and this time he’s mad. No more Mr. Passive Resistance.

    "Gimme a steak, medium rare."
I'd totally watch it: https://nestflix.fun/gandhi-ii/

kQq9oHeAz6wLLS
0 replies
16h14m

It's too bad they didn't (couldn't?) link the original commercial for it from UHF.

https://youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s?si=Dr3iOlDzoUoFjHoM

briansm
1 replies
6h50m

Lots of Simpsons stuff, but needs 'Worker and Parasite'.

cgriswald
0 replies
4h9m

Also Mattel-Hershey Chocobot Hour, although I don’t know if it will qualify. It appears on screen, but always inside the character’s TV.

anigbrowl
1 replies
18h22m

Disappointed to find they don't have The Magnificent Steiner. Oh well, one of these days...

markheggan
0 replies
17h12m
a_gnostic
1 replies
15h23m

But do they have Gekigangar 3?

zumu
0 replies
12h46m

Hah, you might have beaten me to the punch! I submitted it nonetheless. Soon the world will know about all the geki-action.

ChrisArchitect
1 replies
16h4m

(2021)

Some more discussion from then: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28189435

dang
0 replies
14h27m

Thanks! Macroexpanded:

Welcome to Nestflix - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28189435 - Aug 2021 (51 comments)

Borrible
1 replies
8h41m

I wonder if any of them will ever be "realized". Well, as a real series, I mean....

Come to think of it, I suppose it's already happened?

f5ve
0 replies
7h21m

The movie Machete was made after the trailer. The trailer was sandwiched, with other fake ones, in between the two parts of the Tarantino / Rodriguez double-feature Grindhouse. I remember because I saw Grindhouse in theaters and years later saw the actual trailer for the real movie Machete and did quite the double take. What a B-movie clusterfuck.

xg15
0 replies
4h46m

No Jaws 19?

willsmith72
0 replies
12h51m

Is this made with nest? Is it open source?

waldrews
0 replies
12h52m

I was hoping it would be live and time-lapse streams of birds making nests, like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtLIuEg_lDg

travoc
0 replies
17h45m

I can't wait to watch Threat Level Midnight with Michael Scarn.

tomburgs
0 replies
2h47m

*Asbestos in Obstetrics*

In this classic TV movie, hundreds of pregnant women are trapped in a maternity ward infested with asbestos.

"If they can manage not to breathe until we can get them out of there…"

i've never wanted to watch something more

https://nestflix.fun/asbestos-in-obstetrics/

throwup238
0 replies
16h41m

It's missing Lethal Weapon 5 and 6: https://github.com/lynnandtonic/nestflix.fun/issues/176

The irony is that the It's Always Sunny Lethal Weapon and Thundergun 4: Maximum Cool [1] episodes made fun of exactly that.

[1] https://nestflix.fun/thunder-gun-4-maximum-cool/

stolenmerch
0 replies
18h19m

I would love to see them add books as well

sschueller
0 replies
10h36m

I always wished this was an actual movie: https://nestflix.fun/the-night-the-reindeer-died/

Who would not want Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man and The Fall Guy) in a xmass action film?

soultrees
0 replies
13h28m

The amount of effort gone for these designs is unheard of in the generative day and age. At first I thought it was Ai generated design but the text is too clean, and the imagery way too relevant. Super impressed.

smilbandit
0 replies
15h51m

Just want to say thank you for having a link for "as seen in" showing all the fake movies/tv where they are from.

ruune
0 replies
5h36m

Can't find the cartoons you can watch on the internet in GTA V

Edit: nevermind, it excludes videogames. Which is fine

poulsbohemian
0 replies
9h26m

I saw the name and was really hoping this was some kind of aggregated bird watching webcams or resource for birders. Bummer.

petepete
0 replies
15h11m

I love this, quite a few of these made me laugh. It's like a modern take on Charlie Brooker's TVGoHome

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome

pelagicAustral
0 replies
4h53m

Hahaha Arrested Development has got so many worth mentioning. I'm going to have to watch the whole thing again...

nmilo
0 replies
16h48m

Haha this is awesome, Good Will Hunting 2 is probably my favourite bit from a comedy movie.

lmm
0 replies
18h31m

Do they include fake shows that subsequently become real, like Kujibiki Unbalance? Given that some of the fake movies from Grindhouse are on there but not the ones that were subsequently made, I guess not?

itissid
0 replies
15h28m

You know what would be fun(and awesome), if the thing just let you download a "master" Massive Movie Model(MMM) and send in smaller size prompt data to generate any of the movies in that catalog on demand. It would shift all that streaming cost to GPU cost to the consumer. Nestflix would just have to invest in making models and prompts personalized to your taste.

imbnwa
0 replies
17h36m

The Rural Juror. Oh that takes me back.

idontwantthis
0 replies
11h3m

My favorite is McBain from the Simpsons that actually has a complete plot told over clips from several unrelated episodes.

gregorvand
0 replies
7h49m

Having never watched it, I’m now very ready to sit down for Tropic Thunder

fullofdev
0 replies
10h10m

You watched a lot of movie :)))

dvfjsdhgfv
0 replies
3h49m

It's a misnomer - should be called "nestimdb" not "nestflix" as there are no actual flix available.

cujaneway
0 replies
7h59m

Awh, I was really hoping this was going to be a bird watching website lol

boomboomsubban
0 replies
18h4m

Posts like these end up full of comments like "it's a shame they don't have my favorite fictional show." For those posts, they have a "Contribute" section. https://nestflix.fun/contribute

bdcravens
0 replies
14h7m

Shouldn't most of the episodes of WandaVision be included? (I'm sure it's a rights thing, but that's the premise of the show ...)

astrodust
0 replies
18h0m

Sadly The 3 never got made into a (fake) movie. (Adaptation (2002))

_ache_
0 replies
11h4m

Kung PowII Tongue of Furry, the sequel of Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

Whoau! Parental advisory. Explicit Content.

Tao3300
0 replies
11h58m
Apocryphon
0 replies
18h29m

Next up, they should add or link to any existing clips for these fictional media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLgAcmOav8

Anthony-G
0 replies
5h59m

Fabulous labour of love. It’s the type of thing you’d see on the old Internet – only much more polished.

Happy to see both the docu-drama “Making a Monster” and French art-house film, “Les Cousins Dangereux” included.

https://nestflix.fun/making-a-monster/

https://nestflix.fun/les-cousins-dangereux/